🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
wagglyplacebo said:
we accept the person who believes that they are a menstrual pad here, its you Connor, you're the problem.
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Man... I hope that really sinks in. Menstrual Pad guy actually is nice and doesn't make everything about him. He's a more popular guy than Connor is.

wow
 
What's really funny is we actually laugh at the users who take being a ween as a badge of honor. There's a reason we have the A-log rating.
 
I don't know what the hell they're talking about when they say we hate people on the spectrum. I mean, that's at least a quarter of our userbase. I think the difference is that the autistic users here can laugh at themselves.
 
Coster said:
We're jocks on top of that. Jockiwis!
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Right-wing jocks, and psychopaths to boot!

Why is it that everyone who declares a Kiwi Fatwa assumes there's that level of groupthink here? Marijan thinks we're all insane liberal feminists, Vade thinks we're brainwashed followers of Meowthkip (who is pretty cool, but come on), Chris thinks we're Xbox-loving gay 13-year-olds, and so on.

I know, I know: autism. But as everyone is always ready to point out, that's half the people here, and a lot of them are doing fine.

EDIT: Pine Tar beat me to that last bit.
 
I don't know why young master Bible decided to scrub this from WrongPlanet, but don't tell anyone he deleted his Facebook ok?

[Post cap where Connor said he is leaving facebook forever sadly lost forever]
 
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Smutley said:
I don't know why young master Bible decided to scrub this WrongPlanet, but don't tell anyone he deleted his Facebook ok?
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Someone asked Connor why he doesn't just stop using his Wrongplanet account and make a new one under a different name.
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Am I the only one surprised that he only has 42 posts on Wrongplanet? I mean the guy is unemployed and only takes one college course which usually takes about an hour. Surely he doesn't sit around jacking it for 10 hours a day.
 
Ruin said:
Am I the only one surprised that he only has 42 posts on Wrongplanet? I mean the guy is unemployed and only takes one college course which usually takes about an hour. Surely he doesn't sit around jacking it for 10 hours a day.
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This is his second account. The first one, GiftorCurse, had around 3500 posts. Also I like that between accounts, he seems to have decided that his genius/Asperger's is a gift.
 
CuriousBystander said:
Thousands of people write more than a hundred pages in a month or less during NaNo WriMo. Have a sticker.
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And he's been working on it for how many years now? Seriously, if he were any lazier he'd have roots and his Mommy and Daddy would have to water him twice a week. At least then he'd get a bath.
 
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