🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
I was gone for two hours and the thread exploded. Fucking Connor.

Didn't you say at some point that you didn't care if we were talking about you while you were gone? If that's still the case, then why do you feel the need to defend yourself so badly? Backing out in this case isn't cowardly, you know, it's just having a thick skin.
 
Connor said:
It's math, alright? The wires in my autistic brain aren't exactly connected for that subject. I've had difficult with it since elementary school, and I'm ashamed of it. It was my parent's idea that I only take one class this semester, given the amount of stress it causes me.
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Connor what exactly are you studying? Why are you taking a math class? Why don't you take something more in-line with your interests? Or something more specifically related to finding a job?

Like you could take a course in something like a trade like plumbing that could easily lead to employment.
 
Did you sign up for a single class on your own or was it at your parents encouragement? Because either way, its a terrible way to be working towards a degree.
 
Connor said:
I've had enough drama for one night, guys. I want to do something fun, or productive even.
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Considering how long it takes you to write a page in your novel it's going to be a while.
 
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Connor, girls don't like you because you're overweight and wear glasses. Girls don't like you because you're a nasty, entitled, self-centered brat. You make your personality clear immediately and that's why women want nothing to do with you. Disliking your rotten personality doesn't make us sluts, whores, bitches, or whatever else you can think of. And if you truly think that the only woman interested in you ever would be a slow-in-the-mind window to hell, you wouldn't deserve her anyways.
 
Connor said:
I've had enough drama for one night, guys. I want to do something fun, or productive even.
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Didn't you say something about not being a coward and facing the issue? Mister Tough Guy, "Nobody-Messes-With" Connor Bible? Because all I'm seeing right now is a sniveling pussy.
 
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