🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Ultimate Grisby]

I honestly want to chat with you people, just to set the record straight. You don't have to get your panties in a bundle.

We'll give you the floor. The mic is on. Go ahead.

 

[EI 903]

I honestly want to chat with you people, just to set the record straight. You don't have to get your panties in a bundle.

The record is straight. Everything is screencapped.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Starting a new semester of college and edging closer and closer to the age of twenty-one can do wonders for maturity.

weren't you here getting mad about stupid stuff a couple days ago? that's not very mature.

 

[Smutley]

Wait hold on I know how this is going to go.

Spoiler: Movie Spoiler Don't Open

• Connor has matured / Kiwis are skeptical
• Connor will prove how smart he is with progressively bigger words and essays / Kiwis don't care
• Connor starts becoming belligerent / kiwis laugh
• Connor runs back to WrongPlanet to whine about how everyone here is awful for not accepting his olive branch
• Repeat

 

[Null]

Wait hold on I know how this is going to go.

I cant wait for the people on WP to tell him why he's a fuckup lol

 

[Watcher]

I honestly want to chat with you people

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/connor-tries-to-quit-masturbating-png.12914/

Maybe you should go back to Wrongplanet for this sort of discussion

 

[Connor Bible]

weren't you here getting mad about stupid stuff a couple days ago? that's not very mature.

Well, you've got to understand that people have baggage, and they are capable of changing themselves. I have every intention of improving my circumstances.

 

[Locksnap]

Well, you've got to understand that people have baggage, and they are capable of changing themselves. I have every intention of improving my circumstances.

When it comes to self-improvement, intent isn't enough. Especially when you've failed so many times before, in such dramatic fashion.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Well, you've got to understand that people have baggage, and they are capable of changing themselves. I have every intention of improving my circumstances.

And how do you plan to change yourself? What will you start doing to help you change?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Well, you've got to understand that people have baggage, and they are capable of changing themselves. I have every intention of improving my circumstances.

most of people's baggage doesn't involve molly ringwald and belly buttons Connor.

 

[Cubanodun]

Well, you've got to understand that people have baggage, and they are capable of changing themselves. I have every intention of improving my circumstances.

well at least he is trying the right approach

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

I cant wait for the people on WP to tell him why he's a fuckup lol

The reasons are readily apparent: A fetid vomit-like swirling mix of an over-inflated ego, attention-whoring, delusions of grandeur, an IQ of a pop tart, rampant sexism, an almost adamantine resistance to conventional logic, repeated TMI sessions about his various body malfunctions & fetishes, and all of the above topped off with frothy dollop of narcissism.

 

[Connor Bible]

@Locksnap and @Ultimate Grisby:
I was having a pretty thorough discussion with my therapist recently about goals I hope to achieve in this Year of our Lord, 2015. I actually have a list that's on my refrigerator door.

EDIT: Husbando, civility.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Well, you've got to understand that people have baggage, and they are capable of changing themselves. I have every intention of improving my circumstances.

Yeah, but the problem is, you're not just carrying baggage. You're pulling a tractor-trailer full of crap, attached to your earlobes.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

@Locksnap and @Ultimate Grisby:
I was having a pretty thorough discussion with my therapist recently about goals I hope to achieve in this Year of our Lord, 2015. I actually have a list that's on my refrigerator door.

EDIT: Husbando, civility.

what's the list?

 

[Locksnap]

@Locksnap and @Ultimate Grisby:
I was having a pretty thorough discussion with my therapist recently about goals I hope to achieve in this Year of our Lord, 2015. I actually have a list that's on my refrigerator door.

EDIT: Husbando, civility.

I thought you hated therapists and therapy. Did you change your mind?

 

[Waifu]

@Connor
If you're so civil and willing to discuss things, why don't you answer some of the questions people tried to ask you the other night?

 

[Null]

Yeah, but the problem is, you're not just carrying baggage. You're pulling a tractor-trailer full of crap, attached to your earlobes.

in circles

 

[Poor Choices]

@Locksnap and @Ultimate Grisby:
I was having a pretty thorough discussion with my therapist recently about goals I hope to achieve in this Year of our Lord, 2015. I actually have a list that's on my refrigerator door.

EDIT: Husbando, civility.

Do these goals include conquering crotch-rot? Seriously bro what is that about?

 

[Pine Tar]

Seriously, I just don't know why you feel the need to prove to us how great you are. It really makes you look insecure.