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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
Well, here I am. I have been keeping tabs of this thread since about 12:10-ish Eastern Standard Time. In my mind, I've toyed with the idea of just completely abandoning the site and leaving you ladies and gentlemen in the dust, but I felt I should come back and discuss matters with you all like civilized young adults.
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you love the attention dont you ?
 
Connor said:
No, really. Your posts actually made me look into myself.
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Thats cool man, but judging by your past conversations both on this forum and Wrongplanet, you've been given plenty of chances to look into yourself and improve before. What makes this time different?
 
This may be the only time in the history of the world people have said, "Oh boy, Connor is here! Let's talk to him!"
 
Connor said:
That depends.
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Connor there's a tumblr blog about you that catalogs everything you say. We copied the entire recent log of you in chat so we could laugh at you. All we do here is laugh at you.

Your coming here isn't "courageous". It's foolish
 
Null said:
- This fucking quote:
"There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath."
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That's where that quote's from? I assumed it was from the Taint-Piercing Saga and CWC was just being gross. Now I really don't want to know the context. :cryblood:
 
Locksnap said:
Thats cool man, but judging by your past conversations both on this forum and Wrongplanet, you've been given plenty of chances to look into yourself and improve before. What makes this time different?
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Starting a new semester of college and edging closer and closer to the age of twenty-one can do wonders for maturity.

Cuddlebug said:
Connor there's a tumblr blog about you that catalogs everything you say. We copied the entire recent log of you in chat so we could laugh at you. All we do here is laugh at you.

Your coming here isn't "courageous". It's foolish
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Well, that's, like, your opinion, man.
 

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Hey Connor! How's everything been? Remember when I told you to log out and never log back in again? I take that back. You can stay here as long as you like.
 
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