🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
yawning sneasel said:
Stop whining, this is what got you in hot water on dienool.lgbt

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Also, with grade inflation the norm nowadays, a B is like a D-, they just wanna push the cattle through the system so don't break your wrist patting your back just yet.
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can we get a list of the 41 people he tagged? especially concerning is @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt since kenny said he was cutting ties with all lolcows
 
CatParty said:
can we get a list of the 41 people he tagged? especially concerning is @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt since kenny said he was cutting ties with all lolcows
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Kengle has been sucking up to Connor with the "die null" and "evil kiwis" talk for a while now. He's probably a great person to sit there and listen to Connor talk about all the writing he isn't doing, since Ken is desperate for any kind of interaction with people.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
And, let's not forget, he's worried about being too successful.

THAT is his worry. Really.
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Every time I see a James Patterson book or the odd commercial I just chuckle & shake my head. Connor's just not a best-selling author because he doesn't want to be, guys. He's not a sell-out like that hack fraud James Patterson.

r00 said:
Well, it's the 15th.
How's that play coming along? Were the investors pleased?
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Ohh, yes. What DID happen with that play, @Connor Bible?

yawning sneasel said:
Stop whining, this is what got you in hot water on dienool.lgbt

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Also, with grade inflation the norm nowadays, a B is like a D-, they just wanna push the cattle through the system so don't break your wrist patting your back just yet.
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Honest to God thought that was Kengle's picture in the thumbnail next to Connor's name at first.

I'm surprised he didn't comment on Ms. Ringwald's page with "Molly, the Russian ambassador is dead."
 
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Connor Bible said:
Greatest report ever.
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Hey Connor, do you want to co-author a book with me? I want to call it Redesigning Molly. It has similar themes to your book, but I want to change the focus around a little. I want the main character, Molly, who has found herself waking up after a terrible car accident, and has to get plastic surgery, which just so happens to make her look like Molly Ringwald. I also think the main conflict will be a priest who lusts for her, but faces inner turmoil over his sacred vows, vs his personal desire. We could make a totally modern Hunchback of Notre Dame, here.

If you're interested, let me know, and I'll pitch it to my agent
 
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You look so goddamn disgusting. I'm beginning to get glad you never got that Kettlebell. You aren't good enough.

To think that at the time everyone was going against you, I stook up for you, being a fellow Ringwald fan. I tried helping with simple advice, but you didn't take it. I once followed the path you follow, and I wanted to help. But you didn't listen.
 
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