🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Nice third attempt @Connor Bible. That B was hard earned!
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Now, was this before or after she banned you from watching R-rated movies because Robocop gave him nightmares?
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Connor is one of my favorite cows if only because I've never heard of any other one fapping so much they literally broke their dick.
 
Well, it's the 15th.
How's that play coming along? Were the investors pleased?
He probably didn't get past the first page where the main character, Molly Ringwald, pines for her lover Connor and awaits his arrival.

I'm telling you I get vibes from "The Cherry Orchard" by Anton Chekhov just thinking about it.
 
Conner there's a thread with your name on it if you want to talk about yourself.
 
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