🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Good golly miss Molly
Won't you find love in this big fat jolly?
With smutters and boldly in tow I hope you find help sometime soon
But may I just give you this one small boon?
Kill yourself before you become a kengle
And beg trannies to suck on your small, petrified dangle
-A poem by fagglyplacebo
 
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Donald Trump will have served and unprecedented 5 terms as president and merged himself with a sandworm and become the omniscient ruler of the known universe and Connor will still have not finished this NaNoWriMo
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And, let's not forget, he's worried about being too successful.

THAT is his worry. Really.
 
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