🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Silver]

I changed my mind about which park we're going to, I'm instead taking him to Action Park with @Strelok

 

[Strelok]

For the record, I can confirm that wave pool that used to kill people is still there.

The motorboats and go karts sadly are not.

 

[MysticMisty]

Is... is this the same Destinee, @Connor Bible ? The same one that is now your girlfriend? This one? That you called a whore? That you wanted to throw a grenade at? Is this the same person?

Looks like Connor lied out his ass when I asked if this was the same girl he became furious with in high school and hate stalked. Unless she was part of the group who molested him for laughs. Either way I'm not at all surprised. Lucky for her Connor is too lazy to do anything besides hate masturbate to her bellybutton.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Remember when Connor promised to give us daily status updates?

Tell you what... Every day, I'm going to be coming on here, giving you progress reports. On writing, exercise, academics, relationships, whatever.

Did you not read my status report?

Good times lol.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

Connor is a Republican?

I was under the impression that they were the ones who were into hard work, not giving handouts, and generally pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps.

I'm pretty sure that the party that supports sitting at home masturbating to belly buttons, oversharing about crotch fungus and agonising about which letter to write next in one's magnum opus is called the Connor Bible Party.

 

[GV 998]

Remember when Connor promised to give us daily status updates?

Good times lol.

Connor is too lazy to post daily on a forum he is obsessed with.

Oh yes, and Connor, I'm not going to believe for a second that you have a girlfriend unless you can provide a RECENT picture of you and Destinee together. Nothing much, a standard picture a couple would take. Just you and her with your arm around her.

Or hell, I would believe it if her Facebook profile relationship status said she was in a relationship with you. Otherwise, as far as I'm concerned, this is just a fantasy of CWC proportions.

 

[Silver]

Looks like Connor lied out his ass when I asked if this was the same girl he became furious with in high school and hate stalked. Unless she was part of the group who molested him for laughs. Either way I'm not at all surprised. Lucky for her Connor is too lazy to do anything besides hate masturbate to her bellybutton.

It actually is a different girl; the one Connor hate-stalked was named Rachel. The reference to Destinee came out of nowhere in the thread Connor posted where he discussed hate-stalking Rachel.

 

[Smutley]

I guess even reading Wikipedia is too hard for him some days.

What is he even talking about??

 

[CatParty]

I guess even reading Wikipedia is too hard for him some days.
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What is he even talking about??
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molly, donald trump is dead

 

[MysticMisty]

It actually is a different girl; the one Connor hate-stalked was named Rachel. The reference to Destinee came out of nowhere in the thread Connor posted where he discussed hate-stalking Rachel.

Maybe they were friends, and Connor just started to randomly hate her because of the association?
@Connor Bible we want answers.

Connor is a Republican?

I was under the impression that they were the ones who were into hard work, not giving handouts, and generally pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps.

I'm pretty sure that the party that supports sitting at home masturbating to belly buttons, oversharing about crotch fungus and agonising about which letter to write next in one's magnum opus is called the Connor Bible Party.

Well, he is from the south, and far from the first southerner with hypocritical political beliefs. It shows that despite Connor desperately wanting to be seen as misunderstood genius he (presumably) parrots the politics of the people around him. Unless Port Royal is unusually democratic and this is another way for him to be edgy.

 

[Hom Tanks]

Connor is a Republican?

I was under the impression that they were the ones who were into hard work, not giving handouts, and generally pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps.

I'm pretty sure that the party that supports sitting at home masturbating to belly buttons, oversharing about crotch fungus and agonising about which letter to write next in one's magnum opus is called the Connor Bible Party.

I get the impression that Connor aligns with the right wing to appear or feel more tough/dangerous than the sensitive manchild he really is.

This is someone who allied with Vordrak because he can't stand our tough love and our hopes that he'd improve.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Mollay

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

So when are you going to write a novel?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Connor is a Republican?

Well, he is from the south, and far from the first southerner with hypocritical political beliefs.

Another similarity between Sweet (Iconoclast) and Connor: not only are both of them Southern lolcows on the internet who live with parents in small Southern towns most haven't heard of -- they also both identify as Republican.

Mollay

Hey Connor! Molly Ringwald still isn't going to sleep with you.

 

[Picklepower]

 

[Hom Tanks]

I think Connor would appear as less of a big slow autist if he admitted that his edgy tough guy act is to hide his emotional sensitivity while it also screams "LOOK AT ME!"

 

[Ti-99/4A]

So when are you going to do anything productive at all?

fixed

 

[TrippinKahlua]

@Connor Bible why don't you get into lucid dreaming or something? You obviously really, really desire sex with Molly.

And you wouldn't even have to tell us/Wrongplanet.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

why don't you get into lucid dreaming or something

That would require effort.

You obviously really, really desire sex with Molly.

Even in his dreams she would ignore him.

 

[Smutley]

What's changed about @Connor Bible, then? He's been here since late 2013.

He finally shut the fuck up

He hasn't shut up he's just moved to talking to Samuel Collingwood Smith. For anyone who thinks I might, maybe, just maybe, be going too hard on Fatty Dingdongs, @Weeny Tran confirms what I've known all along: that he's working directly with Samuel Collingwood Smith and telling him he was lured here for hardcore trolling.