🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[4Macie]

That went from autistic to retard real fast.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That went from autistic to exceptional individual real fast.

What's with all the speds popping off lately? :autism: critical mass?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I am just never going to stop hating. Connor Bible is not funny.

Hating the fact that this completely unfunny sperg continues to be discussed day after day. I place all the blame here.

@Connor Bible

Why? All along its your fault because it was a time when you needed to chose who to "Halal" (a made-up word, by the way) a weird as fuck member your choices were TrippinKahlua, and Connor. You ended up picking someone who was NOT FUCKING FUNNY!

Even back then I was trying and trying to tell you.

CONNOR BIBLE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

You STILL don't even realize it do you! Its all your fault for glorifying him! And for not encouraging him to get a Kettlebell so his head could actually be screwed on right for once!

Dude, chill.

lol calm down

What's with all the speds popping off lately? :autism: critical mass?

Nah, poor TK's just a VIRGIN WITH RAGE who just turned thirty.

How's that wizard status treatin' ya, big guy?

 

[Smutley]

I'm just surprised he didn't write "MOLLY I CAN THROW YOU LIKE THAT MOLLY DO YOU THINK WE COULD MAKE A MOVIE IN A POOL MOLLY?"

lol after turning on Molly he's back to sucking up to her. Guess his stance changes pretty quickly when he realizes he might not get some of that sweet ginger poon.

haha see what I mean? He apologized in this post because he called her out about politics earlier, like he expects her to read every comment and remember him out of 500+.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[Connor still connoring]

I guess he really doesn't care that she's married with 3 kids.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I guess he really doesn't care that she's married with 3 kids.

Never mind that. She's 48 years old. She's old enough to be his mother.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

She's 48 years old.

Connor probably still likes to think of her as she was in the 1980s.

 

[Ruin]

Most shiftless losers at least lust over young and attractive women. Connor can't even get that right.

 

[Smutley]

Connor probably still likes to think of her as she was in the 1980s.

Connor's got you covered though. He knows she's old and not as hot as she used to be so he wants to make sure when he casts her in the role of an 18 year old for the eventual movie based of Redesigning Eva, she can hit the gym a lot and also use digital editing. Because that's not creepy or demeaning at all.

Also, in the thread "Mental Images I Do Not Need Or Want: A Game"

 

[Zeorus]

Never mind that. She's 48 years old. She's old enough to be his mother.

Connor probably still likes to think of her as she was in the 1980s.

Most shiftless losers at least lust over young and attractive women. Connor can't even get that right.

I get the distinct impression there's something Oedipal going on here.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Oedipal

I wonder if Connor wants someone who's like a "mother he can screw" -- just like CWC.

 

[Zeorus]

I wonder if Connor wants someone who's like a "mother he can screw" -- just like CWC.

Few things are more delicious than post-coital tendies.

 

[AJMLurker]

Getting an Iconoclast vibe from Connor. He's got the pseudo-intellectual talk, creepy obsessions, and delusions down to a tee.

Having Molly Ringwald play a teenage character in your story just because you have an autistic obsession for her? That's as stupid as Iconoclast believing he can pass himself off as a 20 year old college student with a wig.

 

[Ruin]

Getting an Iconoclast vibe from Connor. He's got the pseudo-intellectual talk, creepy obsessions, and delusions down to a tee.

Having Molly Ringwald play a teenage character in your story just because you have an autistic obsession for her? That's as stupid as Iconoclast believing he needs a wig to pass as a 20 year old student at college.

Iconoclast is much less lazy and more ambitious as insane as that sounds. He managed to graduate from a four year university and puts out monthly comics despite no one reading them. In contrast Connor failed out of community college and has written about twenty pages in nearly a decade.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

The movie Juno, IIRC.

A movie I believe he's said he never actually watched.

 

[lolwut]

A movie I believe he's said he never actually watched.

He finally saw it not that long ago. If I recall, he said it wasn't as bad as he thought.

 

[Meowthkip]

Most shiftless losers at least lust over young and attractive women. Connor can't even get that right.

MILFs and cougars need love too.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

twenty pages in nearly a decade

That means about 1 page every 6 months, or roughly around 1 sentence per day.

 

[Coster]

That means about 1 page every 6 months, or roughly around 1 sentence per day.

Not to mention occasional breaks for trips to the store with grandma, personal days, and studying time. School and family come first, what a great guy!

 

[AnOminous]

Never mind that. She's 48 years old. She's old enough to be his mother.

You're implying that this isn't attractive to this creepy weirdo.