🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Eponine]

I think it's pretty bad form to claim someone is your girlfriend when they have no idea...just my 2¢.

 

[meatslab]

Nah Destinee isn't fake. We found her FB. She's probably just way too nice to him for her own good and he took it wrong.

She's way too cute for you, Connor. Like it was already obvious he was lying but seeing what she looks like seals the deal lmao.

 

[JU 199]

I'm not here to cause drama, guys. The reason I'm posting this morning is because I wanted to prove that I am capable of improving my lot. If you keep trying to piss me off and holding onto the mindset that I'm not going to change, the whole thing is just going to be a futile endeavor. L

1) You come back and say you've changed <----- YOU ARE HERE
2) You show some promise and effort
3) You begin to make excuses
4) You then get salty when farms point out 3)
5) You have a meltdown and pretend to leave forever

 

[Golly]

Fake or not, if Connor had any kind of feelings or respect for this girl, it speaks volumes that he would sell her out here. Doing so means he cares more about showing her off like some sort of trophy than actually valuing her privacy. Connor is as much of an asshole now as he ever was. The past few months have changed nothing, though that's really no surprise.

 

[JU 199]

Whats Connor's relationship status? <--- link

 

[Ruin]

I'm sure the ladies are just lining up for the chance to date a morbidly obese junior college dropout.

 

[José Mourinho]

@Connor Bible just curious, how did you "Jerry rig" your computer?

 

[Smutley]

Nah Destinee isn't fake. We found her FB. She's probably just way too nice to him for her own good and he took it wrong.

She's way too cute for you, Connor. Like it was already obvious he was lying but seeing what she looks like seals the deal lmao.

You're right. If we've learned anything from Chris it's that high school galpals with facebook pages and email accounts who don't do voice verification even though they have skype are always legit.

 

[GV 998]

Since when the fuck is 1,493 words "just over seven pages"? How large is your font size, Connor?

 

[Taily Puff]

Since when the fuck is 1,493 words "just over seven pages"? How large is your font size, Connor?

Actually that checks out. If he's doing something like a five-by-seven paperback at 10 to 12 sized font, 1493 words would hover just under seven pages of full block paragraphs. Toss some generosity his way for dialogue (which takes up extra room per word) and spacing certain things for clarity and emphasis, and 1493 words could be around eight whole pages of printable text.

Eight whole pages accounts for 'absolutely fucking nothing' in anything but a high school English class. Eight whole pages accounts for 'the average person getting drunk and writing down a hazy memory'. Eight whole pages is 'barely the filler in an anthology of short stories' and is worth exactly zero praise for anyone over the age of ten. But it could still be considered around eight pages.

 

[GV 998]

Actually that checks out. If he's doing something like a five-by-seven paperback at 10 to 12 sized font, 1493 words would hover just under seven pages of full block paragraphs. Toss some generosity his way for dialogue (which takes up extra room per word) and spacing certain things for clarity and emphasis, and 1493 words could be around eight whole pages of printable text.

Eight whole pages accounts for 'absolutely fucking nothing' in anything but a high school English class. Eight whole pages accounts for 'the average person getting drunk and writing down a hazy memory'. Eight whole pages is 'barely the filler in an anthology of short stories' and is worth exactly zero praise for anyone over the age of ten. But it could still be considered around eight pages.

Fair enough. Still, eight pages is a short chapter by novel guidelines. Writing that many words if you're trying to be a novelist shouldn't take you longer than an hour or two.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Hate to veer off-topic, but how effective is a kettleball in comparison to other free weights?

 

[CatParty]

Hate to veer off-topic, but how effective is a kettleball in comparison to other free weights?

i believe @TrippinKahlua can field that question

 

[Dalish]

@Connor Bible I am going to be visiting family on Hilton's Head this week. You mentioned being a lonely, friendless loser, so please PM me with where you wanna meet up so I can earn my 'nerd beating' badge

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Edit- Connor really reminds me of Chris here. He communicates frequently with the girl so automatically that means she has to be his girlfriend. The way Connor thinks of girls is like they're NPCs and by interacting with them for long periods of time that makes them your girlfriend. Obviously life doesn't work like that.

The similarities really are uncanny, aren't they?

You whine that you're just being friendly but you obviously have no consideration for my feelings.

Not only that, I was pissed when you said that we had been going out for a month and a half. First of all, I never agreed anything of the sort

Do law students strike you as uncreative?

My girlfriend is a law student.

So how is Destinee?

How'd you find out? She's fine, actually.

I met "Damien" late January, 2010 in the first of a few Social Group meetings in Charlottesville, VA; we enjoyed each other's company that night, and we started pleasant communications between us. We successfully communicates over telephone and e-mail, and we went out on a few dates.
Being careful on NOT revealing her identity, and out of glee, I made a note on the C-Log about the relationship and not stating her name.

Chris,
You need to find someway to delete all of that information about me on your site. And I'm hurt that you didn't ask permission either. I didn't appreciate that. There's only one place that has my real info and that's facebook.

And besides, how the hell did they find out all of my usernames that actually linked back to me? I don't remember putting my whole name in those websites. And another thing, ask me if you can put my Penname onto your website.

Hey @Connor Bible another reason why we think you're a bad person and that you should stop being bad is because, just like Chris, you either inflated conversations you had with a girl

And I don't want to sound mean or anything, but I would like some space between visits. I like you and you're nice, but I only just met you. I am no mood for an actual relationship.

Look, I never agreed we were together in a relationship in the first place. I told you I wasn't into having boyfriends. My writing is more important to me right now. I am no one's sweetheart.

There is literally no difference between doing that and making up a girlfriend to prove you're not a loser, because that's exactly what you did.

I do not need to prove myself to anyone on the internet.

That took an eternity to do in mobile, goddamn.

EDIT: how do I shot formatting

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I'm losing what little patience I have trying to reach a common ground with the Farms. I'm really trying to improve myself. Why the fuck else would I leave the site for a couple of months, and come back, out of sincerity, to tell you I'm actually becoming a better person? The reason this thread keeps going is because you guys keep going. Can't you find some other person to harass? I haven't really done anything lolcow worthy since I've been gone.

If you wanted to self-improvement you wouldn't have come back in the first place. Coming back here or to wrongplanet establishes that you're still a vacuous, lazy attention whore who only knows how to be a little bitch.

 

[Bob's Axe]

@BOLDYSPICY! I will not apologize for art.

 

[Coster]

@Connor Bible I am going to be visiting family on Hilton's Head this week. You mentioned being a lonely, friendless loser, so please PM me with where you wanna meet up so I can earn my 'nerd beating' badge

You can just go straight to his house and vandalize it/kill him. It's not like he hasn't been fully doxed.

 

[Ruin]

He should make his stories more believable. Does anyone really believe an extremely attractive law student is dating him?

No wonder he can't come up with plausible plotlines.

 

[Ambivalenz]

Old tweet, but that chick might have been up to something already in regards to Connor.