🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[RP 520]

I haven't really done anything lolcow worthy since I've been gone.

• You joined another forum and espoused the same retarded opinions and attitude that got you noticed and halal'd here, including your weird as fuck hate with adoption and pulling a Cole Smithey with books and movies.
• You tried helping the most autistic British sociopath in his fail crusade against Kiwifarms and you failed so hard at that, that he ended up ignoring you largely because that's how useless you are
• Claiming you have a girlfriend with someone that most likely doesn't know you even exist.
• STILL stalking Molly Ringwald:https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-6-8_10-41-31-png.102293/

• You even got your twitter hacked temporarily and didn't even notice:

Spoiler

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/connorgottyced-png.101045/

 

[DN 420]

Connor, are you really that stupid? You still think you can come onto this website, write up how you wrote a few more words of your novel and expect a positive response?

It won't happen, it'll never happen again. I know you'll never learn to be a better person, or realize that you have no future in writing, but please understand and comprehend that you will only be mocked and ridiculed whenever you post here because you aren't a good person. It's as plain as that. Nobody with a semblance of intelligence will ever change their mind on how they think of you at this point.

It's my honest hope that you're just a cold-blooded narcissist who enjoys the minuscule amount of civility that you get on here enough that you can ignore the obvious criticism, as opposed to the alternative of you being so fucking dense you think that some part of your life is ever going to change or improve.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm telling you the truth. We really, really, really like each other.

Does she know you're a lolcow?

 

[Taily Puff]

Can't win for sitting around like a fat unemployed fuck making up excuses instead of doing anything...

I feel you, victory seems out of reach sometimes. But you just keep sitting around like a fat unemployed fuck and make up more excuses, that success is surely right around the corner!

 

[CatParty]

Best compliment ever.

Post pics of this "girlfriend" and then kill yourself

 

[Taily Puff]

Post pics of this "girlfriend" and then kill yourself

Yeah Connor, post a screenshot of the girl you're currently stalking flirting with you.

 

[Picklechu]

Does your girlfriend have a nice belly button? Does she know about the ice cubes yet, or is that something you're going to ease her into?

 

[GV 998]

I'm trying to have some kind of meaningful interaction with you people, and in true fashion, you fuck it up.

Meaningful interaction...at Kiwi Farms. Boy, you came to the wrong place.

If you guys posed any real danger to myself or anyone affiliated with me, I wouldn't be coming back to post here.

Just thought I'd point this post out as well. Yes you would. I KNEW you couldn't stay away. It's not in your nature. You tried to resist it, but I knew you were coming back here and looking at your thread. Then one day you couldn't take it, and just had to come back and "update" us with all you have "accomplished"

In truth, I don't believe you've improved at all. I don't believe you've made any real progress in your writing, and I sure as FUCK don't believe you have a girlfriend (your biggest mistake, by the way, was choosing a real girl that KF could easily track down to "play the part" )

 

[JustSomeFella]

Connor is so delusional that he doesn't realize this girl is only responding to him out of politeness and not wanting to hurt his feelings.

 

[r00]

I only talk about writing with close friends who possess creative aspirations like myself.

lololololololol. None of this is true. you have neither close friends, a girlfriend, nor creative aspirations.Are you trying to troll us? Thats retarded even for you.

Tell you what... Every day, I'm going to be coming on here, giving you progress reports. On writing, exercise, academics, relationships, whatever.

how about you just do some fucking writing, and give us that to read. Honestly, did you legitimately expect us to give you asspats for having done nothing again? you are an idiot.

 

[Karen Riley]

The events of today are evidence, if we ever needed it, that Connor Bible will always be linked to the Kiwi Farms no matter what he tries to say. Smuts ran exposes on family members, we all hounded him for days about his betrayal of us to Vodrak and he even 'Jerry rigged' his computer to block the Farms, yet he still came back to us eventually. <3

As much as Connor tries to pretend Wrong Planet can give him the attention he needs, he knows it's the Kiwis that he really wants to earn the respect and admiration from.

Edit- Connor really reminds me of Chris here. He communicates frequently with the girl so automatically that means she has to be his girlfriend. The way Connor thinks of girls is like they're NPCs and by interacting with them for long periods of time that makes them your girlfriend. Obviously life doesn't work like that.

 

[CatParty]

all @Connor Bible has to do to get respected here is sell out @Weeny Tran in retribution.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Thanks for the text at three in the fucking morning @Bob's Axe
"CONNOR IS BACK YOU NEED TO YELL AT HIM"

One time Connor tried to console(?) Thonis somewhere in one of the loveshy threads because he thought he was contemplating suicide or something. The end result was an odd exchange between the two of them.

Spoiler: How it went down

I think I laughed up a lung. Beautiful as always, Mauv.

Does she know you think she's your girlfriend?

I'm getting some serious Wallflower vibes, here.

But aren't you listed as single on fb? How does that make her feel?

Relieved.

So how is Destinee?

HAHAHA OH MY GOD SHE HAS A STRIPPER NAME

Does she know about this thread? Might not want to let her know about that.

IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!

I'm not here to cause drama, guys. The reason I'm posting this morning is because I wanted to prove that I am capable of improving my lot. If you keep trying to piss me off and holding onto the mindset that I'm not going to change, the whole thing is just going to be a futile endeavor. L

@BOLDYSPICY! We are in desperate need of your disgruntled rainbow now more than ever.

Ask & ye shall receive.

Here, a better picture about how she isn't dating Connor:
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Note the: taking applications

Creepy relationship with Dad? Check. Now we just need to see if she's a Stephen King-looking broad.

Can't win for trying...

This would imply that you've ever tried, Connor. This would imply that you've ever tried.

I'm trying to have some kind of meaningful interaction with you people, and in true fashion, you fuck it up.

WE fuck it up? Sure, buddy.

Tell you what... Every day, I'm going to be coming on here, giving you progress reports. On writing, exercise, academics, relationships, whatever.

YOU DID THIS ALREADY. You decided to make a new thread for daily microblogging (which eventually got merged with this one, so I'm having trouble finding it), & flaked out after two days because you were completely drained after shopping with your grandma.

But please, don't let that stop you. I need a good laugh.

EDIT: Found it, sorry for the double post.

APRIL 1ST, 2015: DAY ONE OF CONNOR'S DAILY WRITING CHALLENGE

1687 words left in the first chapter. I had to eat dinner.

Better hurry, you only have 2 and a half hours until bedtime!

BTW: Hi Connor!

Fuck bedtime. I'm not crashing until that first chapter ends, with Sean Gillespie getting on the bus to school, followed by a black four-door Audi with tinted windows.

@Ruin : I'm doing great in math. Thanks for asking.

I'm just about done with the first chapter of Alphaboy, and I'm really enjoying it so far. I'm about 1,261 words into the story, and I'm hoping to get 468 pages done before the month of April is up. Go ahead and rate this optimistic if you want, but I'm determined to get this bad boy out of my head.

Well, I'm pooped for tonight, and I'm starting to get tired. I'm just about done with the first chapter. I've got 1,493 words so far, which is just over seven pages.

But are you at the end of the first chapter where Sean Gillespie is getting on the bus to school, followed by a black four-door Audi with tinted windows?

Just about, Kablamo. It's just that I'm burnt out for tonight. When I write this much in one day, I tend to lose mental energy. I need to chill.

I mean, you're only 1,007 words short of your goal. But you can do this, right?

APRIL 2ND: DAY TWO

Just got back from TCL. Looking forward to working on Alphaboy tonight.

Finally finished the first chapter!

I thought you did yesterday. How are today's 2,500 words? And yesterdays leftover 1,003?

APRIL 4TH: DAY FOUR

All of the halal threads are locked except yours, Connor. Good job on that?

How's progress, by the way? According to your goal, you should be somewhere near 10k. I sincerely hope you've been doing a little writing each day so far! 'Zero' days are the worst.

APRIL 5TH: DAY FIVE

The past couple of days have sucked. I couldn't find any time to write because I've been running around town with my grandmother, which can be frustrating at times. I just started the second chapter today, and I hope to finish it. I feel better writing during the week than the weekends, because I don't get interrupted by life as much. I've also been studying for a math test for Tuesday.

Just got back from yet another shopping run with my grandmother. I'm starting to get the feeling life is kicking me in the balls.

Here's a clue, Connor - if your writing plan falls to pieces the moment you have to make a couple of shopping trips, it was a shitty plan to begin with

 

[Coster]

How'd you find out? She's fine, actually.

You parade yourself as an intellectual but you regularly act/do things that tell everyone you're actually pretty dumb. You revealed she was your friend on Facebook (of which you only have 89 at this moment), and that she was from Savannah, Georgia. Using information you yourself volunteered, it's not difficult.

 

[CatParty]

You parade yourself as an intellectual but you regularly act/do things that tell everyone you're actually pretty dumb. You revealed she was your friend on Facebook (of which you only have 89 at this moment), and that she was from Savannah, Georgia. Using information you yourself volunteered, it's not difficult.

don't worry i archived all of @Connor Bible's facebook friends and am preparing to tell the women on it that he claims to be dating them

 

[Smutley]

By the way, I'm making good progress on the new drafts of Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva, as well as the short stories.

I've written a 118 page skeleton of RE and a thirty page treatment/outline for Alphaboy. Since I have the storylines more or less mapped out already, writing the scenes is easy. Now, here's the crazy part: I already have the chapter titles set up, so I figured I could write them out of order. For example, I could work on, say, chapter five, then work some on the epilogue, then chapter two, etc.

Connor, dude, I know you forget things intentionally if they are inconvenient but it has taken you a decade to write 148 pages between 2 stories. Just last week you were bragging that you wrote 3600 words in a 9 month period.

Stop lying in the hopes that people who read this thread forget the things I dredge up a couple pages back. You dropped out of this semester because you're lazy and you haven't been writing despite the ample free time provided you're just spending all your time getting jerked off by @Weeny Tran when he's not leaking your chat logs, a splinter site that barely tolerates the both of you, and a fake girl on the internet.

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[The I Scream Man]

Hey @Connor Bible another reason why we think you're a bad person and that you should stop being bad is because, just like Chris, you either inflated conversations you had with a girl or made them up out of whole cloth solely in an attempt to bolster your "LOOK GUYS I'VE IMPROVED" argument. There is literally no difference between doing that and making up a girlfriend to prove you're not a loser, because that's exactly what you did. The only difference is, your Chloe is real, you incredible doofus.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

dropped out of this semester

Was it a math class?

 

[JustSomeFella]

a fake girl on the internet.

Please tell me this is confirmed.

 

[Smutley]

Please tell me this is confirmed.

I mean, I don't have any proof that a hot girl who lives in another state and is currently out of the country and is incredibly interested in being Connor's girlfriend is fake. I certainly don't know that a bunch of people at autism(dot)cool (including @Weeny Tran) regularly mock Connor and make fun of him behind his back and could be pretending to be her.

I'm not saying any of that.