🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
I'm trying to have some kind of meaningful interaction with you people, and in true fashion, you fuck it up.
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What did you honestly expect? Last several times you came back the exact same thing happened. Isn't that why you 'jerry-rigged' your computer?
 
How did you "jerry-rig" your computer?

Additionally how did said "jerry-rigging" fail?
 
Crisseh said:
How did you REALLY think it would go? I mean... Really?
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I'm losing what little patience I have trying to reach a common ground with the Farms. I'm really trying to improve myself. Why the fuck else would I leave the site for a couple of months, and come back, out of sincerity, to tell you I'm actually becoming a better person? The reason this thread keeps going is because you guys keep going. Can't you find some other person to harass? I haven't really done anything lolcow worthy since I've been gone.
 
Connor Bible said:
I'm losing what little patience I have trying to reach a common ground with the Farms. I'm really trying to improve myself. Why the fuck else would I leave the site for a couple of months, and come back, out of sincerity, to tell you I'm actually becoming a better person? The reason this thread keeps going is because you guys keep going. Can't you find some other person to harass? I haven't really done anything lolcow worthy since I've been gone.
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LOL No. You're here forever Connor.

And you haven't improved at all. You're the same, as when this thread started.
 
Connor Bible said:
I'm losing what little patience I have trying to reach a common ground with the Farms. I'm really trying to improve myself. Why the fuck else would I leave the site for a couple of months, and come back, out of sincerity, to tell you I'm actually becoming a better person? The reason this thread keeps going is because you guys keep going. Can't you find some other person to harass? I haven't really done anything lolcow worthy since I've been gone.
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You've bitten every hand that attempted to feed you, you insulted every member that genuinely made attempts to help you better your writing goals, you spit bile in the eyes of every individual on this website by attempting to "sell us out" to some internet oddball in the imbecilic hope that he would bring down "The Farms". You have never been polite to anyone here save for the one time you fell for a dummy account pretending to be a movie actress simply because you have a psychotic addiction to her bellybutton. Why in the black Hells would we ever try to help you again? You have been nothing but toxic to all of us at every turn. No one here owes you anything but disdain.

How in the world do you think yourself treated unfairly, given how you've behaved amongst us?
 
It's HK-47 said:
You've bitten every hand that attempted to feed you, you insulted every member that genuinely made attempts to help you better your writing goals, you spit bile in the eyes of every individual on this website by attempting to "sell us out" to some internet oddball in the hopes that he would bring down "The Farms". You have never been polite to anyone here save for the one time you fell for a dummy account pretending to be a movie actress simply because you have a psychotic addiction to her bellybutton. Why in the black Hells would we ever try to help you again? You have been nothing but toxic to all of us at every turn. No one here owes you anything but disdain.
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Best compliment ever.
 
Connor Bible said:
Every day, I'm going to be coming on here, giving you progress reports. On writing, exercise, academics, relationships, whatever.
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Start by telling us more about Destinee! How did you guys get back in touch? Are you planning on meeting up anytime soon?
 
Connor Bible said:
Can't you find some other person to harass?
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Have you looked at how many other people we talk about here?

We have plenty of other toys to play in the sandbox with.

Part of trying to improve yourself is not to treat yourself above others.

Besides, trying to improve yourself is something everyone that's not stupid tries to do.

The difference is that they don't just talk about it, they actually DO it, and, as a result, have something to show for it.

Stop convincing us about your progress, and just fucking actually DO IT.

Then again...

It's HK-47 said:
You've bitten every hand that attempted to feed you, you insulted every member that genuinely made attempts to help you better your writing goals, you spit bile in the eyes of every individual on this website by attempting to "sell us out" to some internet oddball in the hopes that he would bring down "The Farms". You have never been polite to anyone here save for the one time you fell for a dummy account pretending to be a movie actress simply because you have a psychotic addiction to her bellybutton. Why in the black Hells would we ever try to help you again? You have been nothing but toxic to all of us at every turn. No one here owes you anything but disdain.
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