🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[ToroidalBoat]

That twitter pic of Connor looks like it was taken in a vehicle. Looks like his big writing plans for the day were foiled by another day out with Grandma Bible.

 

[Count groudon]

The faces he picks for his profile pics always crack me up. He consciously decides that a picture of him with an overly exaggerated moody face is the way he wants to present himself to the world. Shit I'm pretty sure he could use his Klaus Krieger cosplay pic and it would've been more appealing.

 

[Karen Riley]

You can add me to the list of Kiwis that Conor Bible blocked without a second thought.

To me Conor can definitely be added to the list of people that we can now criticse without even stopping to feel bad about it. He's gone the worst route a cow can possibly go by taking an 'at war with Kiwi Farms,' angle, there's something that feels different this time between this and his other chimpouts that's not forgiveable.

I can honestly say that his tweet about how we'll all still be living in our mothers basements while he's a famous writer caused the first time that I felt nothing but contempt towards him. In the last few years he's went from being an impressionable autist who was a bit of an idiot online to a full blown lolcow and it's sad. It didn't have to be this way.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

We all have a little bit of Connor in us - what was going to be a daily expose on Connor's family is now going to extend into weekly or biweekly. Writing is hard! Researching is hard! Doing anything is hard!

If Connor has taught me anything it's that there is nothing in life that can not be postponed. But fear not. We'll have great developments in the coming weeks, like a look at Connor's dead war hero granddad Hubert Bible.

So would you, perhaps, say that you're...
Working on it?

/rates @Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. late

@Connor Bible do you think of your name as some sort of prestigious title?

He probably does, regardless of his surname. I mean, don't you feel proud of your name? Every name has a story or a meaning behind it. One of my favorite names, "Matilda," means "strength in battle," for example. @Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. 's* first name is an Old Norse diminutive which means "to live," which I think is appropriate for a medical doctor, even if he all he does prescribe fingers of bourbon. @Karen Riley 's name, a shortened form of Katherine, is thought to come from the Greek καθαρος, meaning "pure," though its true origin is up for debate (I like that one the best, since she seemingly never has a bad thing to say about anyone). @Smutley's totally-for-real-&-not-for-fake alias "Matt" means "gift of Yaweh," which is especially fitting seeing as he's God's gift to this thread.

*Or he could just be named for the tap dancer or the fine purveyor of delicious chicken 'n biscuits.

But Connor. The etymology of Connor's name is. . .ironic

given how he claims to be "substantially. . .self-aware" & can look at himself "with a keen eye." Oh, Connor. We all know the only "examining" & "inspecting" he does is gazing into his own navel. & Molly's.

Looks like Connor's profile is getting hacked. I hear that they made it so everyone but him sees this:

View attachment 101045

ConnorChode I'm dying

Incidentally, I had to look up exactly what a "cathode" was.

What do you guys think? Is Connor a negatively-charged electrode that pours out negativity & autism, or a positively charged electrode keeping the thread alive with an nigh-infinite supply of lolmilk?

 

[Smutley]

This is a great thread

 

[Ti-99/4A]

What do you guys think? Is Connor a negatively-charged electrode that pours out negativity & autism, or a positively charged electrode keeping the thread alive with an nigh-infinite supply of lolmilk?

He's both.

@Connor Bible quit making excuses for your shitty attitude and terminal laziness. Sometimes you do have to just pull yourself up.

 

[Bugaboo]

You know you've fucked up when even WP is telling you that you done fucked up.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

cathode

I thought that maybe the "cathode" came from "cathode ray tube" as in CRT TV -- watching 80s movies starring Molly Ringwald on a TV set being something that Connor obviously prefers over writing.

 

[Smutley]

Maybe he should have named himself ConnorCatheter, because he makes @Dr. Meme 's dick hurt.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Maybe he should have named himself ConnorCatheter, because he makes @Dr. Meme 's dick hurt.

I like ConnorConniption, because all he ever does is pitch hissy fits.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I like ConnorConniption, because all he ever does is pitch hissy fits.

ConnorConundrum, because he's always confused as to why things aren't working out for him

 

[Coster]

ConnorWhinyFatFaggot

Because he's a whiny fat faggot

 

[José Mourinho]

http://archive.is/ynt7d

http://archive.is/Nhtlh

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So does Connor think that motivational-type talk like "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" is "online bullying?"

 

[Ti-99/4A]

So does Connor think that motivational-type talk like "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" is "online bullying?"

Yes. He's that much of a whiny fat faggot that if you're not figuratively licking the fungus from his sweaty crotch you're a dang dirty cyber bully.

 

[Count groudon]

http://archive.is/ynt7d

http://archive.is/Nhtlh

Nigga everything we say is in response to shit you yourself have said. It's like if you make a horror movie, but get mad that people are freaking out instead of laughing. You reap what you sow.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

No, Connor, that's the Dethkrotch you're smelling. Take a shower.

I didn't say anything, Fatty Ding-Dongs. I showed her screencaps of things you said. One of which you signed with your full name. You're a bigger "retart" than Doc Forbin, goddamn.

EDIT: For the uninitiated, Doc Forbin's thread is here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/peter-guerin-docforbin.11261/

 

[Chan the Wizard]

"IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS"

Connor, your own words are coming back to haunt you.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I thought that maybe the "cathode" came from "cathode ray tube" as in CRT TV -- watching 80s movies starring Molly Ringwald on a TV set being something that Connor obviously prefers over writing.

Considering that a CRT does have a cathode at the rear maybe it does have something to do with or maybe there's something a little more esoteric. This is totally speculation here but hear me out. When I was a kid I was a voracious reader and my favorite genre was sci-fi/fantasy. Well one of the books, actually a series of books were written by Christopher Stasheff. I don't remember which novel it was, possibly "Escape Velocity" or maybe that just laid the groundwork for the later novels.

In any case there was an order of monks known as "Cathodians" or the "Order of Cathode". They were, for lack of a better term, nerd monks. So you've got a religious order of monks named after a negatively charged thingamabob acting as the light and the keepers of technology in a world that has forgotten it. In a completely unrelated note there was also a female version of these calling themselves "Anodians" or the "Order of Anode". And anybody that knows the first thing about electronics recognizes the rather obvious joke.

Could Connor be seeing himself as one of these heroes? Namely a brave monk, considering he's a virgin and they've taken oaths of celibacy, being the light in the darkness. It would go far in explaining his rather obvious but unwarranted love for himself.

But why? It's not like we're making shit up. Connor we're commenting on stuff you do and we speculate on what might be the cause only because you're not talking to us anymore. So really all we're doing is pointing out stuff you already said and did. How is that bad?

 

[MysticMisty]

F'reals though, the only one who can help Connor is himself. Not that that's happening anytime soon. Loving the cow crossover, however---Doc Forbin, known for his Daria fapfiction "Triumph of the Retart [sic]" & for flying into a 'tard rage every time someone mentions anything negative about Garfield, & our beloved Kengle. Together, they form an unholy trifecta of nuclear-grade autism.

A friendly reminder that any one of Doc Forbin's horrible Daria fanfics contain more than an entire lifetime of Connor writing.