🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
The brass balls on this fat motherfucker...


I very much enjoy that he seems to think redesigning eva is going to be some kind of best selling magnum opus that will allow him to live a life of luxury.
No publisher is going to touch RE, because it is unreadable, derivative shit, so assuming that he actually finishes writing it and self publishes, and finds 5000 people who are stupid enough to buy his terrible pabulum (in a single week if he wants that bestseller spot), then he will have earned the princely sum of around 5000 dollars. Just do that another 3 times that year and you'll have made the same salary as the lowliest toilet cleaner in mcdonalds.

which I suppose would probably translate to a pretty good hourly rate, when you consider just how little time and effort he has put in to writing over the last 5 years.

That is of course, if any of that happens, which it wont because Connor cant even finish reading a book let alone write one.

@Connor Bible, I hope you know you have less artistic integrity that chris-chan. At least he initially made sonichu out of love and passion, not out of some shitheaded, mercenary misapprehension that it would make him rich and famous.

Release the emails you smug, insufferable prick.
 
I just literally typed in "Connor Bible" into twitter's search and got this:

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These tweets are from 2012 to 2014, long before he was halal'd, but still sound exactly as he would now.

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It's a bit charitable to call yourself a college student when you take one class per year at a shitty community college.
 
(...) so assuming that he actually finishes writing it and self publishes, and finds 5000 people who are stupid enough to buy his terrible pabulum (in a single week if he wants that bestseller spot), then he will have earned the princely sum of around 5000 dollars. (...)

Slightly OT, but if you´re talking about NYT or USA Today you need more like 12k to 15k by now, depending who else publishes that week etc, to make the cut and become a best seller according to their lists. Also your numbers are off. If he indeed would publish on Amazon by himself, since they simply own the market, he gets 35% if he prices at .99 cents or 1.99, and 70% between 2.99 and 9.99 per e-book. Numbers are different for paperbacks. 5000 sold e-books at that price would be roughly 10 grand, but the point is moot since LOL Connor.
 
Sounds like someone wants more of his family doxed...
@Scribbler 's coming out of hiding to sass Connor? That's incredible!

I just literally typed in "Connor Bible" into twitter's search and got this:

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I like cheese XD lol so random XD XD *holds up spork*

She ended up deleting the Tweet defending Connor. I believe that ends her association with Mr. Bible.
Another potential stalking victim saved.
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WOW YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME

Connor blocked me too, but w/e I knew that was coming. It's great to see more people on WP finally starting to openly complain about him, though.
 
Haha. First Vordrak turned him away, and now a girl has turned him away.

Fucker caused this girl to get doxxed, thats all he did.

@Connor Bible please just get the Kettlebell and stop it with these pointless schemes.
 
A kettlebell won't help his ugly personality.
It might help his ugly mug if you swing it at his head. Maybe it would even knock some sense into him. :alog:

F'reals though, the only one who can help Connor is himself. Not that that's happening anytime soon. Loving the cow crossover, however---Doc Forbin, known for his Daria fapfiction "Triumph of the Retart [sic]" & for flying into a 'tard rage every time someone mentions anything negative about Garfield, & our beloved Kengle. Together, they form an unholy trifecta of nuclear-grade autism.
 
Connor has a wordpress now, appropriately named "The Cerebral Crypt of Connor Bible":

https://cbcarolina.wordpress.com/
https://archive.is/LhH3z

My name is Connor Bible, and this is the inaugural post for my WordPress blog. I am twenty-two years old, and an aspiring fiction writer. I have been diagnosed with an autism spectrum disorder, but I don’t let it get me down. I am currently working on two novels and several short stories. I may post excerpts of them soon.

Cue the timer.
 
I have been diagnosed with an autism spectrum disorder, but I don’t let it get me down
:story:
You're ALWAYS down Connor. You can't even smile for your profile pictures.
 
@Connor Bible do you think of your name as some sort of prestigious title?

Like, HAHA, I am named after THE BIBLE! The word of God! I should be so superior!

Because thats shitty to do.
 
We all have a little bit of Connor in us - what was going to be a daily expose on Connor's family is now going to extend into weekly or biweekly. Writing is hard! Researching is hard! Doing anything is hard!

If Connor has taught me anything it's that there is nothing in life that can not be postponed. But fear not. We'll have great developments in the coming weeks, like a look at Connor's dead war hero granddad Hubert Bible.
 
We all have a little bit of Connor in us - what was going to be a daily expose on Connor's family is now going to extend into weekly or biweekly. Writing is hard! Researching is hard! Doing anything is hard!

If Connor has taught me anything it's that there is nothing in life that can not be postponed. But fear not. We'll have great developments in the coming weeks, like a look at Connor's dead war hero granddad Hubert Bible.
So would you, perhaps, say that you're...
Working on it?
 
Well, if thats the way he's gonna play...

I just hacked into his account and unblocked myself. Now I can see his tweets again.

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Looks like Connor's profile is getting hacked. I hear that they made it so everyone but him sees this:

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