🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
I wish he'd go back to the Shinji avatar. The acne covered fat psychopath look isn't doing him any favors.
 
Ruin said:
I wish he'd go back to the Shinji avatar. The acne covered fat psychopath look isn't doing him any favors.
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Or his Disqus one, which looks like Ralphie from A Christmas Story with constipation.

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He has a Twitter? Huh. Archived just in case.
chimpburgers said:
Connor has his own white knight.

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God, trying to read this girl's Twitter feed is making my head hurt. (Archive)
Good news, her Facebook is just as vapid & uninteresting! It's nothing but selfies & clickbait. Getting a real Gloria Tesch vibe. (Archive)

Who even is this girl? She's way out of Connor's league, & is too much of an airhead to be Connor's type.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
He has a Twitter? Huh. Archived just in case.

God, trying to read this girl's Twitter feed is making my head hurt. (Archive)
Good news, her Facebook is just as vapid & uninteresting! It's nothing but selfies & clickbait. Getting a real Gloria Tesch vibe. (Archive)

Who even is this girl? She's way out of Connor's league, & is too much of an airhead to be Connor's type.
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Unsurprisingly she also has Connor friended on FB.
 
I dunno, guys, this girl may be a bit ditzy, but I do worry about her. Maybe a concerned citizen should show her this. . . :epik:
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That's only a couple. I have an entire folder full of this shit.

EDIT: Oh, what the hell.
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I just literally typed in "Connor Bible" into twitter's search and got this:

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These tweets are from 2012 to 2014, long before he was halal'd, but still sound exactly as he would now.

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Most of the people who hold onto fantastical dreams about "making it big some day" actually put time and effort into their craft. Connor thinks success is just magically going to be bestowed unto him.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
I dunno, guys, this girl may be a bit ditzy, but I do worry about her. Maybe a concerned citizen should show her this. . . :epik:
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She ended up deleting the Tweet defending Connor. I believe that ends her association with Mr. Bible.

Ouch! Some people on WP are starting to turn on Connor. Looks like they've been keeping tabs on this thread.
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CatParty said:
connor in ten years is still taking one class a semester in college
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If he's so sure he'll be huge one day, why is he bothering to get a degree at all, albeit one class at a time? Most people with creative ambitions go to college as a fallback, in case things don't work out. Connor clearly doesn't doubt his future success.

Hell, it'd be interesting if he even tried to take classes that would make him a better writer... but if he does that, his teachers will tell him he's shit, just like we are. So he'll take remedial math and call it a semester.
 
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