🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Listen to the spergs at Wrong Planet, Connor.

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@Connor Bible since you are being like Hillary Clinton with these emails, does this mean you support that murderous witch?

They're so right, by this rate, you will become like Kengle at 50.

I only have one K-Word for you, you know what it is.
 
@Connor Bible, just release the emails. This is getting pathetic. You might be able to regain a little bit of the goodwill that you that you pissed away.

This place has given you better advice than you would get anywhere in the world. Nobody sugar coats anything, you get honest, well thought out appraisals of your "art", and far more attention than you deserve, what with you being such a mediocre writer (believe me, many people would kill for the kind of attention that you get for your scant output), and to return the favor, you respond with fuck all beyond laziness and incompetent treachery, and finally, when caught out, you try and pull a fast one with your unbelievable tales of bullshit.

Just release the fucking files. The pity well is running dry, and now you are just insulting everyone's intelligence.
 
Posting minutes apart TrippinKahlua said:
@Connor Bible since you are being like Hillary Clinton with these emails, does this mean you support that murderous witch?
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NOTICEMESENPAI NOTICEMESENPAI NOTICEMESENPAI.

:alog: How about you wait for him to log in and read stuff?

As for everything else.

Connor, I would actually release the emails if I were you. it's our current belief that Smith is the one who went about dropping the TOR emails etc as he was the only one who reported on the actual source of the emails at the same time as he launched his bizarre campaign against us.

This would actually make him guilty of terrorism offences and they're 1) Not pretty either side of the pond and 2) They will look into anyone he had contact with. Would you like a forum of casual investigators backing you up. Or not?
 
Bluewafflez said:
It bet that is a Kiwi. The account only has one post.
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Assuming someone isn't impersonating him, I'm familiar with this guy. He's some (or was some) anti-Kiwi Farms DA artist that is buddies with the lolcow Deceptihog001. Here's his DA account:
http://avillemedia.deviantart.com/

He really hated this place, seeing Kiwis as evil trolls harassing people with autism. I became familiar with him through the @Iconoclast thread because he started asspatting Sweet on his DA account. Recently though, Sweet had a massive chimpout in the comment section of DA and that might've changed Aville's opinion toward the Farms, making him realize that people become lolcows for very good reason usually.
 
caffeinated_wench said:
Whether or not this is actually just a Kiwi, when even the people in your hugbox are telling you "Those Kiwi Farms folks have a point," maaaaaaybe, just maaaaaaaaybe, you should listen, Connor.
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We've kinda already had that happen. @Hi I Am From Page 6 was former WP mod Who_Am_I before she became a full-fledged member of our little community, & she only joined because Connor was behaving so badly.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
We've kinda already had that happen. @Hi I Am From Page 6 was former WP mod Who_Am_I before she became a full-fledged member of our little community, & she only joined because Connor was behaving so badly.
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Very true. Maybe it's the perception that more of them are telling him he's not the poor innocent victim?

Regardless, at the end of the day Connor wants to be miserable and they too will be done with his shit. People like that are absolutely draining to be around.
 
Smutley said:
Listen to the spergs at Wrong Planet, Connor.

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Bluewafflez said:
It bet that is a Kiwi. The account only has one post.
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AJMLurker said:
Assuming someone isn't impersonating him, I'm familiar with this guy. He's some (or was some) anti-Kiwi Farms DA artist that is buddies with the lolcow Deceptihog001. Here's his DA account:
http://avillemedia.deviantart.com/

He really hated this place, seeing Kiwis as evil trolls harassing people with autism. I became familiar with him through the @Iconoclast thread because he started asspatting Sweet on his DA account. Recently though, Sweet had a massive chimpout in the comment section of DA and that might've changed Aville's opinion toward the Farms, making him realize that people become lolcows for very good reason usually.
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Crossposted from the Kengle thread, courtesy of @chimpburgers :
chimpburgers said:
It's more like the other way around, Ken. Get that right, you attention whore.

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Also capped by the amazing @CatParty :
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Crossposted from the Kengle thread, courtesy of @chimpburgers :
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Also capped by the amazing @CatParty :
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-5-31_14-4-33-png.100180/
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-6-1_14-59-19-png.100461/
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Seems...fishy. https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/salmongif-gif.99793/
 
While we wait, that phrase of Connor's about "in deep with the Russian sharks" is nagging at my brain meats. How does one tell a Russian shark from any other? Do they wear those furry hats? If so, how does the hat stay on when the shark is in deep? @BOLDYSPICY! you're my only hope...
 
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