🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[lolwut]

Who has he harmed other than his own dumb self?

He broke @Smutley's and @BOLDYSPICY!'s hearts, if that counts.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I have a crippling fear of failure and imperfection.

No you don't. That's an excuse like everything else you present. If it were true and you weren't faking it, you wouldn't have the guts to even come here and post this because you're just setting yourself up for more failure.

Fear of failure, is actually nothing more than a fear of shame or being shamed. You feel ashamed for not completing something to the best of your ability and also feel shame for letting yourself down. In effect your motivation to avoid failure overrides your motivation to succeed so you wind up sabotaging yourself before you even start and it's a vicious circle from then on.

But none of this seems to match what you're going through and it feels more like you heard of such a thing and decided to use it to explain to others why you're not writing. Repeat a lie enough and you might even start to believe it. We're not buying it though.

 

[DuskEngine]

With his slick writing style

 

[DragoonSierra]

I have been writing just a little bit the past few days, but I can't bring myself to sit in that chair for 2-4 hours, let alone one. I have a crippling fear of failure and imperfection.

Pop a paxil.

He already sees a therapist after his suicide attempts. This is the same therapist he refuses to ask to simply sign the paperwork which would give him his power of attorney back.

This ties in nicely with his excuse that he can't get a job because his parents will disown/kick him out due to the power of attorney they hold which he has every ability to rescind but chooses not to.

Why did he hand over power of attorney and to whom?

 

[Smutley]

Why did he hand over power of attorney and to whom?

In high school, Connor tried to kill himself twice. The first time was hanging himself in his bedroom with a bed sheet. His parents caught him and took away his internet and 80's movie privileges, and would routinely burst in his room to check on how he was doing since, you know, he'd tried to hang himself.

The result was Connor fucking HATED his meddling parents. His abusive cheating father was barely better than his drunk pill popping whore of a mother who was using Connor's suicide for her own nefarious attempts at fishing for sympathy.

The second time was with a belt in the boys room at his school. This was when Connor was freaking out over having to write a paper and getting spurned by a slow-in-the-mind who thought he was a creeper. It was also when he was masturbating so much to bellybuttons he was shooting painful blanks.

The result as he described it was him laying in a hospital bed, drugged and groggy, with his parents crying crocodile tears as they forced him to sign a power of attorney that he didn't understand.

The reality is that his parents were distraught the only son they had together tried again to kill himself. They had him sign a power of attorney so that they could force him to see a therapist, and so they could control his tard bux since he has no concept of money and would blow it all on video games and movies as soon as he got any of it.

This power of attorney has been great for him because he can trot it out any time someone suggests he do anything. "No I can't get a job my parents have PoA". "No I can't do volunteer work because of PoA". "No I can't take more than 2 classes PoA".

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

In high school, Connor tried to kill himself twice. The first time was hanging himself in his bedroom with a bed sheet. His parents caught him and took away his internet and 80's movie privileges, and would routinely burst in his room to check on how he was doing since, you know, he'd tried to hang himself.

The result was Connor fucking HATED his meddling parents. His abusive cheating father was barely better than his drunk pill popping whore of a mother who was using Connor's suicide for her own nefarious attempts at fishing for sympathy.

The second time was with a belt in the boys room at his school. This was when Connor was freaking out over having to write a paper and getting spurned by a slow-in-the-mind who thought he was a creeper. It was also when he was masturbating so much to bellybuttons he was shooting painful blanks.

The result as he described it was him laying in a hospital bed, drugged and groggy, with his parents crying crocodile tears as they forced him to sign a power of attorney that he didn't understand.

The reality is that his parents were distraught the only son they had together tried again to kill himself. They had him sign a power of attorney so that they could force him to see a therapist, and so they could control his tard bux since he has no concept of money and would blow it all on video games and movies as soon as he got any of it.

This power of attorney has been great for him because he can trot it out any time someone suggests he do anything. "No I can't get a job my parents have PoA". "No I can't do volunteer work because of PoA". "No I can't take more than 2 classes PoA".

Sounds like Connor has been trying to NOPE out of life, or at least doing actual work, for the better part of 20 years now. The only thing he'll put actual effort into is finding a new excuse to do nothing. That job at Publix can't come fast enough, lol. Connor, learn to love working ye olde double shift.

 

[Smutley]

Double-ish post, but fuck it.

Connor's now in the depressive phase of his cycle after it was discovered no one likes a snitch.

From Stephen King Forums

From Wrong Planet

 

[Vitriol]

Someone requested a ban unless the emails are shown. I dont know anything about connor except that he is a whiny fat faggot who makes CWC look productive and has a weird fetish for molly ringwald and belly buttons.


What are the regulars of this thread's opinions on that request?

@Connor Bible if the emails are deleted numerous helpful kiwis will undelete them for you.

 

[Smutley]

Someone requested a ban unless the emails are shown. I dont know anything about connor except that he is a whiny fat faggot who makes CWC look productive and has a weird fetish for molly ringwald and belly buttons.

Connor has been begging for a ban for years because this site alternatively causes him to be unproductive and makes him so mad he becomes unproductive.

If anything, force Connor to come here more if he doesn't show his emails. Removing him just gives him what he wants.

 

[Vitriol]

Connor has been begging for a ban for years because this site alternatively causes him to be unproductive and makes him so mad he becomes unproductive.

If anything, force Connor to come here more if he doesn't show his emails. Removing him just gives him what he wants.

That was the impression i had, wanted to confirm it with the thread first though. As i said, im not a reg here.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Connor. Countless times over the course of this thread, you've complained that everyone was against you, and that everyone here just wanted to see you fail.

Are you seeing how that was different than this?

 

[autism420]

Connor has been begging for a ban for years because this site alternatively causes him to be unproductive and makes him so mad he becomes unproductive.

If anything, force Connor to come here more if he doesn't show his emails. Removing him just gives him what he wants.

How about he gets banned IF he turns over the emails?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

You know what? If I see anyone giving writing advice to connor's traitorous ass i'm deleting that shit, it's been 500 pages of it and in thanks he rats us out, so no more advice for his garbage until he post the emails.

 

[CatParty]

You know what? If I see anyone giving writing advice to connor's traitorous ass i'm deleting that shit, it's been 500 pages of it and in thanks he rats us out, so no more advice for his garbage until he post the emails.

Good.

Care posting has done nothing.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Alright @Connor Bible , new suggestion.

Start a vitamin regime. A. B complex. C. D3. St Johns. Tumeric. Royal jelly.

I restarted my vitamin regime last week and got over a rough patch. If it works for me, it will work for you.

 

[Picklechu]

So, @Connor Bible, how did that Publix application go? Surely, after several days, you have gone to the store and typed a bunch of stuff into the little kiosk at the front, right?

Spoiler

No.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Good.

Care posting has done nothing.

The only advice I wanna see is advice on how connor can kill himself.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Alright @Connor Bible , new suggestion.

Start a vitamin regime. A. B complex. C. D3. St Johns. Tumeric. Royal jelly.

I restarted my vitamin regime last week and got over a rough patch. If it works for me, it will work for you.

Nah, it'd just give him something else to blame his problems on. "Oh, I couldn't write today, I didn't get to take my pills, because I forgot where I put the bottle..."

I won't A-log Conner, but I do admit he's the type of person who tempts me the most. Fucker does absolutely nothing with his life, blames everyone and everything else for it, then when even that fails him, screams suicide to get everyone to back away. For these people, it's not enough to do nothing, you have to have everyone's sympathy for doing nothing. If he ever actually accomplished something, even getting a job at a grocery store, it would mean people could actually expect something of him, and that will ruin everything he's been working toward.

 

[José Mourinho]

What Hitler did to the Jews is potatoes to what Connor has done.

 

[Lorento]

What Hitler did to the Jews is potatoes to what Connor has done.

I mean, Hitler managed to finish his book, which is more than Connor managed.