🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[HG 400]

Stop giving Connor advice that isn't "kill yourself faggot", you faggots.

 

[Smutley]

Bruh if you're depressed, that's what therapists and antidepressants are for. Go see one and, even if it's difficult do what he says. Of course, this assumes you're serious about getting better and you've never been serious about anything in your life except crying and jerking off while you cry.

He already sees a therapist after his suicide attempts. This is the same therapist he refuses to ask to simply sign the paperwork which would give him his power of attorney back.

This ties in nicely with his excuse that he can't get a job because his parents will disown/kick him out due to the power of attorney they hold which he has every ability to rescind but chooses not to.

I've considered talking to my parents about getting a new therapist. I've been seeing him since 2009 and I've made very little progress.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Well then he should consider a new therapist if he's making no progress with this one, but I wonder how much of it is him simply not listening.

 

[Smutley]

Well then he should consider a new therapist if he's making no progress with this one, but I wonder how much of it is him simply not listening.

The majority of it. He goes in and bitches about his parents and the internet and about how he can't write because he's a perfectionist, and his therapist tells him to have some pride and sit down and be productive and get a job.

It gets him as far as it does us here.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Well then he should consider a new therapist if he's making no progress with this one, but I wonder how much of it is him simply not listening.

Is shock therapy still a thing? How about getting hosed with ice cold water?

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Is shock therapy still a thing? How about getting hosed with ice cold water?

Weirdly yes. It's effectiveness is still highly contentious though.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Can we change the poll? We need the people's vote, now more than ever.

 

[r00]

hey @Connor Bible you cant be a perfectionist because you have never even finished anything, let alone perfected it.
How dare you lump yourself in with actual perfectionists. What you are, is a quitter.

 

[AnOminous]

do you not know how to internet? nothing is deleted unless you are completely incompetent and delete everything for whatever retarded reason. in which case you are the dumbest person alive or the biggest liar

He either trusted Samuel Collingwood Smith or, for some reason, is claiming he did.

I don't think it's a huge secret he is rather lucking in judgment.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Yeah, I'm fucking lazy. It comes with the depression. You can't just pull yourself by the bootstraps and put on a smile that easily.

drink bleach fam

 

[Dalish]

Yeah, I'm fucking lazy. It comes with the depression. You can't just pull yourself by the bootstraps and put on a smile that easily.

Depression is not an excuse. Nearly every famous author was some sort of fucked mentally and managed to make masterpieces.

Tbh if you're just gonna keep moaning about your depression instead of actual taking proactive steps to cope with it you should kill yourself, fam

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@Smutley , you asked about my correspondences with Vordrak, well here I am. I didn't save the e-mails, but I do remember them. I posted on his blog because I've been losing my mind. I don't know who to trust on the Internet anymore. Just a few days ago, I blocked two people (total strangers, I might add) who were following me on Facebook.

Precious fucking baby. You didn't know who to trust, so you went with Joseph McCarthy's retarded British cousin. Guess you're shit at history as well as math, huh?

I was desperate, and clearly not thinking straight. With his slick writing style, he played me for a fool.

Sounds like it fucking worked. Maybe you could get some writing tips from him.

All he talked about in the e-mail conversation was about how I could serve his interests, further his goals. He never once wanted to engage in a discussion about my feelings on this site; he simply wanted to recruit another mook.

Well, what do you know. A selfish man who only cares about what people can do for him? That sounds a lot like this Connor Bible guy I know.

Are you saying you deleted the emails? Bullshit.

do you not know how to internet? nothing is deleted unless you are completely incompetent and delete everything for whatever retarded reason. in which case you are the dumbest person alive or the biggest liar

I vote for biggest liar. You're either trying to cover your own ass or Vordrak's. I'm guessing the former. What did you tell him, Connor?

There's got to be some underlying psychological cause of this hindrance. The sooner I discover the root of the problem, the better.

Upwards of thirty people, myself included, have told you what it is. At length. For over 500 pages. If you haven't figured it out by now, you never will.

Yeah, I'm fucking lazy. It comes with the depression. You can't just pull yourself by the bootstraps and put on a smile that easily.

That's what meds are for, you smug little shitstain.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Precious fucking baby. You didn't know who to trust, so you went with Joseph McCarthy's retarded British cousin. Guess you're shit at history as well as math, huh?

Sounds like it fucking worked. Maybe you could get some writing tips from him.

Well, what do you know. A selfish man who only cares about what people can do for him? That sounds a lot like this Connor Bible guy I know.


I vote for biggest liar. You're either trying to cover your own ass or Vordrak's. I'm guessing the former. What did you tell him, Connor?

Upwards of thirty people, myself included, have told you what it is. At length. For over 500 pages. If you haven't figured it out by now, you never will.

That's what meds are for, you smug little shitstain.

There, there, Boldy.

Spoiler: Because a ballpit full of puffer fish is a terrible idea, the next best thing

See what you did, Connor? You've upset Boldy.

 

[Dr. Meme]

@Connor Bible
most of your problems could be solved if you just lost your virginity.
just saying

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Huh, I just realized something(sorry for the powerlevel). I ostensibly have the same disorder as Connor, same age too, yet I was able to manage a full course load of things a lot harder then remedial math classes and graduate last week. What was his excuse again?

 

[repentance]

I was going to be your friend Connor, but I don't think I can trust you.

 

[Cosmos]

Stop giving writing advice to traitors or I will begin to suspect that you might be a traitor too.

What the fuck, Dyna, you know I'm a true Kiwi. I will stab Connor with a shank made out of an actual Kiwi (bird or fruit, your choice) anywhere anytime to prove that.

 

[lolwut]

I will stab Connor with a shank made out of an actual Kiwi (bird or fruit, your choice) anywhere anytime to prove that.

I'd pay many Good-Boy Points to see that.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Wait, why do we seem to believe Connor has been writing? What Connor has been doing is plagiarizing. Someone, much earlier in this thread, posted a beat-by-beat (if only!) breakdown of how the scene in which Eva meets Klaus Krieger is a near-exact copy of the scene in which Clarice Starling meets Hannibal Lecter, with the names changed and the serial numbers filed off. (And a black man changed into, for no reason, a talking gorilla, which is about as Not Racist as the collected works of Jonathan Mack Sweet, or the diatribes of Marijan Skugor Siklic. Now we have the acid-trip version by Connor Guvking Bible.)

It's one thing to be slow at writing. It's a far dumber thing to be slow at plagiarizing. Maybe he's just deciding which scenes from which movie to plagiarize for his newest project. Gosh, what was I saying about Jon "Iconoclast" Sweet before? Oh, never mind. I just wonder why anyone is surprised that he betrayed the Farmers to this Vordrak guy. Connor had, like, one real-life friend, and he threw him under the big green Kiwi Bus in a troll-shielding attempt quite some time ago. I can, however, fully understand why this is an objectively horrible thing that pisses people off, having been one of the people waving encouragement and book recommendations at him far upthread. If this was a sin in Connor's mind, then he found one cheesy-ass Satan to hand us over to. Paradise Fucked Over, as it were.

 

[AnOminous]

Connor had, like, one real-life friend, and he threw him under the big green Kiwi Bus in a troll-shielding attempt quite some time ago. I can, however, fully understand why this is an objectively horrible thing that pisses people off, having been one of the people waving encouragement and book recommendations at him far upthread. If this was a sin in Connor's mind, then he found one cheesy-ass Satan to hand us over to. Paradise Fucked Over, as it were.

Who has he harmed other than his own dumb self?