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🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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With an eyepatch over one lens.
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That way in the odd event of Connor getting his thread and wiki page deleted a little piece of him will be here forever.
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Just like TJ's teeth and Chris's taint piercing.
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you seem like an ally sheedy guy
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I'm optimistic. Not for @Connor Bible , I know his pattern well. But a grocery store is exactly the kind of place someone with a "rough" resume can go and get decent work on their own terms. They don't need much in the way of qualifications, all they'll care about during the interview is if you look like you can walk straight. There's not much risk to hiring him on their part, because if he works out, he'll cost them little, and if he doesn't, they'll just stick him in the back and give him five hours a week until he quits. For this reason, grocery stores generally aren't very picky about who they hire, so I don't really think it's a reach to say Conner will get an offer.
Once he's hired, though, they won't bend their standards for him. He'll have to look and act like they expect. Shower, show up on time, throw those boxes around, and be good to the customers. Can Connor keep that up? That's the real question....
Once he's hired, though, they won't bend their standards for him. He'll have to look and act like they expect. Shower, show up on time, throw those boxes around, and be good to the customers. Can Connor keep that up? That's the real question....
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Connor generates lots of 2 sentence horror stories. Expect him to soon claim he wrote 6 short stories. I will now critique all of them in one sentence.
"Poked" might not be the best word to use, perhaps you were looking for "peeked".
The fratboys must have been either Gorgons or Wizards if she was turned into statuary.
The rape of a sexy boy is going to make for an awkward rest of church service.
"Even with their child a monster, the parents were still glad they did not adopt."
Sunday, 8:30am, right after Connor finished his second helping of waffles with old-fashioned syrup.
But on another topic, Connor posted this to my profile yesterday. Instead of discussing it there, or in PM, I'd like to do it here in public view.
I think you owe us all an apology, Connor. I've said before that this thread can be unnecessarily cruel towards you but that is the nature of this site. Most people don't even think about you once they write "lol fat faggot" because that's just how this place works. You know that, you were a member before becoming halal. There have also been hundreds of pages of:
You want to get people back on your side? You want people to have the teeniest bit of respect for you again after turning Judas?
Post in this thread your correspondences with Vordrak.
We know you had a private discussion with him after making that comment on his blog. Post them here for full disclosure. @wagglyplacebo has already said this would go a long way towards rehabilitation, considering by @Null 's own admission this thread was about to be locked before your sudden and inevitable betrayal.
"Poked" might not be the best word to use, perhaps you were looking for "peeked".
The fratboys must have been either Gorgons or Wizards if she was turned into statuary.
The rape of a sexy boy is going to make for an awkward rest of church service.
"Even with their child a monster, the parents were still glad they did not adopt."
Sunday, 8:30am, right after Connor finished his second helping of waffles with old-fashioned syrup.
But on another topic, Connor posted this to my profile yesterday. Instead of discussing it there, or in PM, I'd like to do it here in public view.
I think you owe us all an apology, Connor. I've said before that this thread can be unnecessarily cruel towards you but that is the nature of this site. Most people don't even think about you once they write "lol fat faggot" because that's just how this place works. You know that, you were a member before becoming halal. There have also been hundreds of pages of:
- People offering you writing assistance and editing
- People offering to do projects with you
- People offering heartfelt advice based on their own experiences
- People offering to go to amusement parks with you
- People offering you tips on how to get a job or do volunteer work
You want to get people back on your side? You want people to have the teeniest bit of respect for you again after turning Judas?
Post in this thread your correspondences with Vordrak.
We know you had a private discussion with him after making that comment on his blog. Post them here for full disclosure. @wagglyplacebo has already said this would go a long way towards rehabilitation, considering by @Null 's own admission this thread was about to be locked before your sudden and inevitable betrayal.
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Connor generates lots of 2 sentence horror stories. Expect him to soon claim he wrote 6 short stories. I will now critique all of them in one sentence.
"Poked" might not be the best word to use, perhaps you were looking for "peeked".
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"Even with their child a monster, the parents were still glad they did not adopt."
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The first one actually isn't half bad (if you substitute "peeked" for "poked" like Smutters suggested). The idea that an enormous beast would be terrified of a human girl is an interesting one.
Everything else is either confusing or just bad. Mostly just bad. Connor, I shared some excellent two-sentence horror stories from other authors here. I suggest reading over them to get an idea of how to make a two-sentence story as interesting as a two thousand-sentence one.
Dude, Connor, for real. Personally, I've been pretty bitchy this entire thread, but even I wrote some encouragement from time to time. Others went above and beyond that, taking the time and effort to give you valuable advice, offer constructive criticism, offer encouragement, and so on. This honestly used to be one of the most supportive threads on Kiwi Farms because people wanted you to change and it seemed like you did, too. But you still whined and bitched because we weren't a hugbox who patted you on the head and told you that you were perfect just the way you were, and instead pushed you to better yourself.
I still can't get over you going to fucking Vordrak of all people. Seriously, Connor, what was your thought process? What were you expecting to get out of that? And why are you crawling back here and trying to pretend like nothing happened if we're apparently evil and horrible and abusive? Even if you don't apologize you at least owe us an explanation.
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Connor won't explain anything because he's a lolcow. You can't expect to reason with the unreasonable or help someone that can't be helped. Let Connor go about his business and we'll keep laughing at him. It's not that hard to do.
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I have to admit, this is really the straw that broke the camel's back for me. Also, bolded for emphasis.
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Every writer should understand that simple change of verb tense can subtly alter both a sentence's meaning and a reader's interpretation of it.
Which is to say, Connor, that we tried.
Which is to say, Connor, that we tried.
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@Smutley , you asked about my correspondences with Vordrak, well here I am. I didn't save the e-mails, but I do remember them. I posted on his blog because I've been losing my mind. I don't know who to trust on the Internet anymore. Just a few days ago, I blocked two people (total strangers, I might add) who were following me on Facebook.
I was desperate, and clearly not thinking straight. With his slick writing style, he played me for a fool. All he talked about in the e-mail conversation was about how I could serve his interests, further his goals. He never once wanted to engage in a discussion about my feelings on this site; he simply wanted to recruit another mook. I apologize for not posting caps, but that's exactly how I remember them, honest to God. If he really did call in a fake school shooting threat, that's despicable and craven, even from someone involved in politics, if I read correctly.
To @Handsome Pete and @Cosmos : I have an unfortunate tendency of not organizing my thoughts and expressing them in an eloquent way, both in fiction and in the world of the Internet. I place a lot of pressure on myself to get things done, and while that may be good in theory, in practice it's driving me insane. I put too much on my plate, and I set unreasonable deadlines and standards. It would be good if I churned out a draft of a novel within a month's time, but the end result wouldn't be pretty, quality-wise, especially without an outline.
I was desperate, and clearly not thinking straight. With his slick writing style, he played me for a fool. All he talked about in the e-mail conversation was about how I could serve his interests, further his goals. He never once wanted to engage in a discussion about my feelings on this site; he simply wanted to recruit another mook. I apologize for not posting caps, but that's exactly how I remember them, honest to God. If he really did call in a fake school shooting threat, that's despicable and craven, even from someone involved in politics, if I read correctly.
To @Handsome Pete and @Cosmos : I have an unfortunate tendency of not organizing my thoughts and expressing them in an eloquent way, both in fiction and in the world of the Internet. I place a lot of pressure on myself to get things done, and while that may be good in theory, in practice it's driving me insane. I put too much on my plate, and I set unreasonable deadlines and standards. It would be good if I churned out a draft of a novel within a month's time, but the end result wouldn't be pretty, quality-wise, especially without an outline.
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Are you saying you deleted the emails? Bullshit.
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do you not know how to internet? nothing is deleted unless you are completely incompetent and delete everything for whatever retarded reason. in which case you are the dumbest person alive or the biggest liar
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He's in his regretful phase right now and trying to play down his part in all this and hope to get back into our good graces.
@Connor Bible, we've heard this song and dance before countless times and nothing has changed. Why do you think anybody is going to believe that you're suddenly super cereal now of all times?
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(FYI, I know Connor won't listen to me, but I'll say this for the benefit of people who haven't done serious writing)
That's fine. It's actually the goal. No one, not even the most prestigious publisher, expects a draft of a novel to be "pretty, quality-wise". The only important thing is that it's DONE. When it's done, you can go back and edit, and the editing stage takes far, far longer than the initial writing (which means you're fucked, Connor). If you take writing courses or seminars, or get coached, or IN ANY WAY try to have some formal training at this, literally every teacher out there will tell you to just write the draft and worry about making it good later. None of them, like fucking NONE of them, will tell you to slow down and worry about making it "pretty, quality-wise" during the first draft. Or even the second.
I know this has been explained to Connor before, but it bears repeating, for the benefit of people who don't go through this on a regular basis. They need to understand that Connor's method is the literal opposite of every writing professional of any kind, ever.
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I have been writing just a little bit the past few days, but I can't bring myself to sit in that chair for 2-4 hours, let alone one. I have a crippling fear of failure and imperfection.
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Then you'll never be a writer and you should stop even humoring the thought of becoming one if you won't even attempt to get over your fear.
Post the fucking emails.
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Yes, I realize that. It doesn't negate anything I just said.
Odd that the man who claims to have a fear of failure does exactly the opposite of everyone who's ever been even remotely successful.