🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
You had been so polite and well-behaved recently we were just about to delete your thread and lolcow wiki article, but then you had to go full traitor.

smh, lolcows never learn.
 
Connor Bible said:
Excuse me... friends? Friends don't tell people to go kill themselves. Friends don't talk shit behind your back.
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1) You come back and say you've changed
2) You show some promise and effort
3) You begin to make excuses
4) You then get salty when farms point out 3) <----- YOU ARE HERE
5) You have a meltdown and pretend to leave forever
 
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A TRAITOR LIVES HERE
HE FIGHTS FOR VORDRAK
 
Daily morning reminder:
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EDIT: since I was cucked by @Dynastia, I've taken the liberty of updating the Lolcow Wiki with the following info:
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Connor Bible said:
There's a lot of aggression in that post. It's fairly unhealthy, psychologically, to hold a lot of vitriol for one individual.
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Why did you betray us to Vordrak, a man who called in a school shooting? I'm extremely disappointed in you.

You realize that by aiding him you are culpable for accessory? Since he's in the UK he's probably fine but you're feeding a terrorist information on his own website. I hope your hate boner for Null was worth losing all sympathy here and having a nice chat with the cops in the future.

chimpburgers said:
Of course you can't. You're trying to be an @OBAMATRON wannabe now. Go join autism . cool while you're at it.
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He already has :story:

His account is "The Driver" and he showed up months ago to whine about Kiwis. He fits in great with their entire userbase of A-Stump, Woody, and Obamatron - 3 people who have publicly mocked Connor here before their exile.
 
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Connor Bible said:
Excuse me... friends? Friends don't tell people to go kill themselves. Friends don't talk shit behind your back.
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And friends don't go running to the enemy at the first chance they get.

You're still a massive faggot and that won't change until you take stock of your life.
 
Smutley said:
Connor you dumbass
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I know that the hot topic is the new Connor/Vord couple that took the world by surprise (I'm sorry for your loss, @Dr. Meme. I always shipped you two. :heart-empty: ) , but the story of Alphaboy is fucking stupid. You can't be "an unlikely hero" because you're "a superpowered boy". This is especially true when you pit said superpowered boy against a group of normal-ass humans. Who cares if they're super mean and evil and have gunz n shit? What reason would the world have to discount mega-super-ultra-steroid-power kid? The premise is inherently uninteresting because of how unfavorably Alphaboy's opponents' abilities stack up against his own.
 
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