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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
What the fuck happened to his face? I'd say he finally hit puberty but he's still an amorphous obese blob with zero muscle mass. Guy needs to get himself some face wash or else he's in danger of merging into one huge mega zit.
 
Well, Connor, if it's just that easy to shit out bestsellers like James Patterson does, then why don't you do it?

Granted, I find Patterson's use of ghostwriters or whatever amusing, but then again, he's worked his way to get to the point where he can just be the ideas guy, or whatever it is he does with these books.

Also, in this case, "ideas guy" still means writing an ~80 page treatment for someone else to turn into a book, which is still not a small task. He probably does as much writing himself as an author who writes 100% of his own books, considering that several Patterson novels are released every year.
 
Smutley said:
This is gunna be a productive summer break y'all!
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Oh :(
"What's on your mind right now"
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In Connor's world, one of the most terrible fates is becoming a successful millionaire writer who is sold in airport book stores
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Does his drama teacher know about his lustings?
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I guess he's just about done for the summer then. This is about as far as he gets every other time he says he's going to do something.
 
This one actually annoys me a little bit. Connor's shitting on Patterson when he's admitted that Patterson is exactly the person he aspires to be. A lazy unoriginal hack who receives financial success and critical acclaim anyway.
 
Ruin said:
This one actually annoys me a little bit. Connor's shitting on Patterson when he's admitted that Patterson is exactly the person he aspires to be. A lazy unoriginal hack who receives financial success and critical acclaim anyway.
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Patterson's never received critical acclaim. Stephanie Meyer's more respected.

Connor's still not fit to wipe his ass, both in terms of productivity and artistic merit.
 
Surely he must realize by now that gabbing on about his attempts at getting things done is actually worse than doing nothing.

The Connor cycle is fucking infuriating.
 
For reference, Connor spent five years yelling about Juno despite never actually watching the 96min film. I have strong suspicions about him finishing The Shining the movie, let alone the book.
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But let's talk for a second about his hatred for Master of Disguise.
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Why does he have a hatred for Master of Diguise?
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@Connor Bible are you being serious right now? Come back to your thread and explain what happened to you during Master of Disguise.
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rated optimistic
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OH MY GAAWWWWWDDDDDDD
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I gotta confess, when I saw Connor claim he had a story skeleton with 118 pages written, I was optimistic for a bit and gave him a brief, encouraging message on WP. Was my optimism misplaced?

NobleGreyHorse said:
Have we talked about why Connor has this thing about youth? Eva is in high school. Alphaboy is, well, a boy. One of the three named novel drafts he's totally going to finish over the summer is about a boy called Wolf. It's reminding me oddly of CWC's imagined meeting with Jerry Seinfeld, and subsequent routine in which imagined-Seinfeld talks about having met an autistic "boy." Occam's Razor says it's only because he hasn't had anything like adult experiences in life, but I wonder if he's just not able to picture himself growing up. It would explain the hell out of the glacial pace of his education. /random musing
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To be fair, YA fiction is a big thing now. He probably figures he'll make him some :tugboat: if he appeals to that market.
 
For the record:
Current word count of RE second draft: 1759 words, first chapter. I have passed my two courses this semester with perfect or near-perfect scores on finals. I'm taking a break during the summer to write, get back in shape, and help my father out.
 
I believe you'll accomplish absolutely none of those things, Connor. You never set small goals, you always plan to do way too much.

Stop telling everyone, including yourself, that you're going to climb that 50-foot ladder when you can't even get yourself on a stepping stool.
 
Shiala said:
I believe you'll accomplish absolutely none of those things, Connor. You never set small goals, you always plan to do way too much.

Stop telling everyone, including yourself, that you're going to climb that 50-foot ladder when you can't even get yourself on a stepping stool.
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Maybe I do. I got most of that first chapter done today. I only have about three hundred words.
 
Shiala said:
Most of chapter of an idea you've been working on for way too many years now.

Let me repeat that: most of chapter one.
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I'll wrap it up tomorrow morning, and I'll be working on chapter two as well. I'm trying to keep myself busy during the summer, creatively.
 
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