🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
http://wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=316134&p=7125379#p7125379
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http://wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=315413&p=7118760#p7118760
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Masturbating furiously and stuffing his fat face with cheese is clearly a much better use of his time than working or god forbid taking more than one class per semester.
 
My creator Connor told me about this bastard's antics. Normally, I would write him off as just another eccentric individual, but when I heard he was a pervert, he lost a lot of sympathy points, to put it nicely. When I'm not fighting the Legion of Zauzer or other scumbags, I'm basically a nice guy. When you hurt or molest kids, though... let's just say the beatings I inflict will be more intense.
 
@Connor Bible You might might feel better if you actually write something instead of talking about writing. :\ I don't mean a page or two either. Find a method for writing that works that isn't that trance bullshit and go for it. There's a reason why you feel worthless and it has nothing to do with us.
 
I haven't checked this thread in months and absolutely nothing about Connor has changed. I can't even make fun at this point, because nothing I say could be crueler than the hand he's been dealt by life.

Good to see he's graduated from the pedoglasses, though. Those new frames really accent his moonface.
 
Connor you have betrayed us one too many times. How often has Wrong Planet turned on you when you freak out on them? How many places have you been banned from for incessant spergery? Yet you still show up to Wrong Planet to snitch on the Kiwi Farms because their extra-autistic members begin bleeting at the very thought of public posts getting laughed at publicly. For shame Connor, for all our faults and mean spirited cynicism we've all still believed in you and wanted you to do your best and you repay us with treachery?

Et tu, Connay?

Well fine then. Let's look at some recent Connor postings

@BOLDYSPICY!, Connor never changes.
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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/adoption-childrearing-question.7454/

wut
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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/what-gives-you-the-creeps.183/page-65#post-601625

...
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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/thinking-about-going-into-acting.10325/

Connor... the majority of America doesn't think of Molly Ringwald at all...
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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/ringwalds-casting-confirmed.10256/#post-591105

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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/a-clip-of-molly-ringwalds-finest-acting.10255/

I almost gave up cheese :(
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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/things-im-giving-up-for-the-forty-days-of-lent.9938/

Bad Boy Connor :cool:
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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/thoughts-on-this-touchy-subject.9899/#post-564271
 
wet_butt said:
I'm pretty sure you need an education in order to teach.
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Not just a standard college education, either. He would have to complete some actual supervised student teaching... and his behavior during the course of getting his degree would have to be utterly squeaky-clean. There was a case at some university back when MySpace was a thing, in which a student teacher posted a picture of herself drinking some fluid out of an opaque cup, while dressed as a pirate at a party. Her caption implied it was alcohol, but you couldn't tell from the picture if there was even liquid in the cup. Regardless, the university yanked her teaching certification, kicked her out of the education program -- and let her graduate, albeit with (IIRC) an English major as a consolation prize. The picture and the others from that party weren't the only issue, allegedly, but they didn't help. If Connor's bias against adoption leaped out under the pressure of taking more than one class per semester (also, community colleges don't count for this), that might be what SJWs call problematic.
 
Smutley said:
Really, @Connor Bible?

My heart is breaking. Is this how Abel felt as his head was staved in by the brother he loved?

This had better not be you or my disappointment and shame will know no end.
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Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
 
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