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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Smutley said:
I don't know guys. How is Connor even a lolcow at this point? Dobson is more of a lolcow than Connor.
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Connor is not a lolcow. he is my socially awesome and unique best friend and I come into this thread to hang out with him and sometimes he pops into chat to say hello. one day me and Connor will start a seafood restaurant called The Navel in Port Royal and the Chilean sea bass with balsamic reduction will be so delicious that it earns a Michelin star.
 
Hi I Am From Page 6 said:
@Connor Bible please post artwork so we can compare its quality to that of other lolcows
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Smutley said:
I don't know guys. How is Connor even a lolcow at this point? Dobson is more of a lolcow than Connor.
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I'VE BEEN WITH YOU THROUGH JACE
& TYCE
& CHLOE
& RANI
& KENGLE
& PHIL
& LESLIE
& ZAYN
I'VE LAUGHED AT A [shareable] CHILDISH CRIPPLED GAY BLACK MAN WITH YOU

I GOT MY START BECAUSE OF YOU

& I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU GET TROLL'S REMORSE ON ME

NOT NOW

NOT EVER
 
Just two weeks ago he was awkwardly trying to pick another one-sided fight with Null. And he still thinks his non-struggles are insurmountable. And he still hasn't figured out that all he has to do, and all he can do, is work on his "passion" instead of just talking about it. And, most importantly, he still has extreme emotional reactions to little things. He hasn't changed. Still lolcow.

BOLDYSPICY! said:
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/redesigning_eva_teaser_poster_by_connorthescribe-d6ab3mp-jpg.12952/
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I don't want to say this (ok i do), but this is almost sub-Chris level.
 
registereduser said:
Just two weeks ago he was awkwardly trying to pick another one-sided fight with Null. And he still thinks his non-struggles are insurmountable. And he still hasn't figured out that all he has to do, and all he can do, is work on his "passion" instead of just talking about it. And, most importantly, he still has extreme emotional reactions to little things. He hasn't changed. Still lolcow.


I don't want to say this (ok i do), but this is almost sub-Chris level.
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At least Chris sometimes colored in the backgrounds rather than scribbling them like in that
 
registereduser said:
I don't want to say this (ok i do), but this is almost sub-Chris level.
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It's not nice to insult Chris like that.

TrippinKahlua said:
@Connor Bible

Have you ever read my Pokemon fanfic?

How do you think Jason will die, once I ever get around to finishing it?
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Connor doesn't even read the books he likes to reference. If anything, I'd say the only real reading he's done is of his own work.
 
registereduser said:
I don't want to say this (ok i do), but this is almost sub-Chris level.
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Sonichu is an 11 volume comic with a rabid, albeit ironic, fan base.

Connor can't be fucked to write/draw anything. Even if he did, the odds of him having a reader base even half of Sonichu's are extremely slim.

Chris is light years ahead of Connor.
 
Hat said:
Having both isn't so silly; it's definitely been done before.
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Of course, Connor completely fucks up by putting the eyepatch over the glasses.
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It took Joyce 17 years to write Finnegans Wake. Maybe Redesigning Eva will end up being a transcendent masterpiece offering incredible insight into haha no I couldn't type that shit with a straight face.
 
So, last night, I had a dream about @Connor Bible .

In my dream I visited his house. We ordered pizza & played video games, & actually had a lot of fun. He wasn't pretentious or weird when we were hanging out, he was just kind of a goofy kid, like my friends & I were in high school. Before I left I gave him a hug & said I'd bring more friends next time.

. . .I think this means I need to get out more.

But I guess it goes to show that I don't really hate Connor. I like messing with him & taking the piss out of him like I do with all my friends---he even gets more art from me than my friends that have known me for years do---but I certainly don't hate him. I think he's a good kid, deep down.

. . .But that said.

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I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, CONNOR

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

GET OVER HERE

It turns out he was also here this weekend, which I didn't realize. I know only because he posted a bit.

Where did he post, you ask?
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Of course.

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You know exactly who's being talked about.

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(but only because of @cat .)
Yet in spite of the less-than-glowing things he said about her,

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Of course. Sperg on you spergy diamond.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
So, last night, I had a dream about @Connor Bible .

In my dream I visited his house. We ordered pizza & played video games, & actually had a lot of fun. He wasn't pretentious or weird when we were hanging out, he was just kind of a goofy kid, like my friends & I were in high school. Before I left I gave him a hug & said I'd bring more friends next time.

. . .I think this means I need to get out more.

But I guess it goes to show that I don't really hate Connor. I like messing with him & taking the piss out of him like I do with all my friends---he even gets more art from me than my friends that have known me for years do---but I certainly don't hate him. I think he's a good kid, deep down.

. . .But that said.

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I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, CONNOR

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

GET OVER HERE

It turns out he was also here this weekend, which I didn't realize. I know only because he posted a bit.

Where did he post, you ask?
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Of course.

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You know exactly who's being talked about.

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(but only because of @cat .)
Yet in spite of the less-than-glowing things he said about her,

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Of course. Sperg on you spergy diamond.
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Connor is like one of those movies about a lovable dog that unites a whole community.

But instead of rescuing orphans or playing basketball or something, he brings us all together by talking to himself about Molly Ringwald.

Air Spud. Wait, no: The Adventures of Milo and Otism.

Wait, no: Where the Red Fungus Grows.
 
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