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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
What the fuck am I even doing here? I'm scum. I'm the lowest. I'll never get any writing done. I won't get a fucking job. Because I don't have what it takes. Some people are simply born to suffer.
What's the point of acting when I know I'm going to lose?
There's no joy to it, no beauty. Only suffering, and ugliness.
Everything is beautiful & nothing hurts. I missed you, you little shit.
 
What the fuck am I even doing here? I'm scum. I'm the lowest. I'll never get any writing done. I won't get a fucking job. Because I don't have what it takes. Some people are simply born to suffer.

Some people are born to suffer, so that others may laugh. Thank you for that, Connor. Though I would not particularly miss you if you never posted again, since nobody on this forum (or in real life, for that matter) actually cares very much about you, and though your very existence is essentially replaceable and exchangeable with just about any other pathetic loser on the internet, and though I think if you were hit by a train tomorrow no one would miss you once the funeral was over, and though I am sure most people who interact with you in real life sometimes wish for you to get hit by a train because you are very irritating... I cannot deny that there is a kind of pitiful charm to your inability to handle life in any meaningful way. Bless you.
 
What the fuck am I even doing here? I'm scum. I'm the lowest. I'll never get any writing done. I won't get a fucking job. Because I don't have what it takes. Some people are simply born to suffer.
What's the point of acting when I know I'm going to lose?
There's no joy to it, no beauty. Only suffering, and ugliness.
Oh, shit, I just remembered what I was going to say. It was
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Punished "Connor" Bible
A Fallen Sperglord
As amazing as that sounds, this actually stems from Connor once cosplaying his totally-original-character-do-not-steal Klaus Krieger, an obvious Hannibal Lecter ripoff.
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