🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
MysticMisty said:
He can't have learned that much if he's still active online, let alone here.
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The Connor Cycle goes on endlessly, it just varies in the length of each individual cycle. He's getting along with people in chat, so he's due for some FUCKY YOU and leaving us 'forever' soon enough.

Edit: An on the topic of the Connor Cycle.
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  1. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png A moment agoConnor Bible:
    Null likes being fisted up his hairy ass.
  1. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png A moment agoConnor Bible:
    @ @Null, your duck is tiny
 
In case you'd like something that's easier to skim, here's the version with just his lines.

A moment ago Connor Bible:
Null likes being fisted up his hairy ass.
A moment ago Connor Bible:
@ @Null, your duck is tiny
A moment ago Connor Bible:
Null would like for Dynastia to fuck him up the ass, and to fuck Pikonic up the ass as he jerks himself off using peanut butter as a lubricant and jizzes on a Corgi who runs away in fright and.
A moment ago Connor Bible:
And the Corgi happens to be in heat, so she lets herself get fucked by a Bull Mastiff.
Connor Bible:
@ @Dynastia, go fuck yourself in the ass with a dildo
Connor Bible:
@ @Dynastia, your a figget
Connor Bible:
a figget
A moment ago Connor Bible:
@ @Dynastia, figget
A moment ago Connor Bible:
lol shitfuckers
Connor Bible:
@ @Pikonic, @ @Alan Pardew, would like one chopstick up your assholes, or two chopstick up your assholes?
A moment ago Connor Bible:
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
A moment ago Connor Bible:
LET'S FUCK! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
A moment ago Connor Bible:
YOU FUCKER'S FUCKER! YOU FUCKER!
Connor Bible:
DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!
 
Its moments like this that make me sad I don't have the free time to hang out in chat all day like I used to.
 
Pikonic said:
How is Null jerking it if he's fucking me in the ass? Does Null have two dicks or does the dumb hoe think I have one?
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Something tells me Connor's not all that experienced when it comes to sexual activity.

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This reminds me of back in high school when my friends and I used to jokingly tease our friend Reef and give him all this crap, who was totally cool with it because he knew we didn't mean it. Except one kid in our group. He didn't understand the teasing was a joke so he assumed we all hated the guy. He would shout all these mean spirited insults at Reef, who would just laugh because that spergy kid was a fucking idiot. Then everybody would laugh at Sperg because, well, he was a fucking idiot.
So Null is Reef, and we give him shit out of love or whatever Connor is the sperg who doesn't get the joke and is trying too hard to fit in.
 
The part of the story that doesn't work for me is the Bull Mastiff. I mean, it's an amused sort of terror, but I'm stuck contemplating how the Bull Mastiff is supposed to make the story any worse than Connor thinks a peanut-butter-fueled gay orgy (involving at least one non-male participant, but whatever) would otherwise be.
 
A moment ago Connor Bible:
Null would like for Dynastia to fuck him up the ass, and to fuck Pikonic up the ass as he jerks himself off using peanut butter as a lubricant and jizzes on a Corgi who runs away in fright and.
A moment ago Connor Bible:
And the Corgi happens to be in heat, so she lets herself get fucked by a Bull Mastiff.
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BITCH DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT @Dollars2009 LIKE THAT

A moment ago Connor Bible:
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
A moment ago Connor Bible:
LET'S FUCK! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
A moment ago Connor Bible:
YOU FUCKER'S FUCKER! YOU FUCKER!
Connor Bible:
DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!
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I'm pretty sure these are movie quotes, because as we all know, Connor can't come up with anything original.

Not gonna lie, though, I really missed Connor. I'm glad to see him back, even if he is just 'tarding out in chat.

Also:
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DUN DUN DUNNNN
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
This reminds me of back in high school when my friends and I used to jokingly tease our friend Reef and give him all this crap, who was totally cool with it because he knew we didn't mean it. Except one kid in our group. He didn't understand the teasing was a joke so he assumed we all hated the guy. He would shout all these mean spirited insults at Reef, who would just laugh because that spergy kid was a fucking idiot. Then everybody would laugh at Sperg because, well, he was a fucking idiot.
So Null is Reef, and we give him shit out of love or whatever Connor is the sperg who doesn't get the joke and is trying too hard to fit in.
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That's exactly it. You hit the nail on the head, my friend.
NobleGreyHorse said:
The part of the story that doesn't work for me is the Bull Mastiff. I mean, it's an amused sort of terror, but I'm stuck contemplating how the Bull Mastiff is supposed to make the story any worse than Connor thinks a peanut-butter-fueled gay orgy (involving at least one non-male participant, but whatever) would otherwise be.
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If I had to guess, it simply boils down to "big down fucking small dog = horrible," which is. . .apparently on par with peanut butter orgies.
VLAD said:
Yep, it's all verbatim from Blue Velvet.
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Goddamn it, I knew that shit sounded familiar.
 
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