🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[grilledcheesesandwich]

The label is sand nigger for "halal", a Muslim term that indicates one of this forum's fine hunks of meat (i.e. members) is fit for consumption (i.e. relentless mockery).

poetic as fuck.

 

[bzewzi]

Haha, I almost forgot why he got this thread in the first place.

Kinda off-topic, but what does the banner in the thread title mean?

Halal.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Of course. Because I cheat. Fucking Wolfram Mathworld, mate. Everything from 2+2 to string theory.

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/

Connor, ya might want to give these folks a look.

@Connor Bible Also try https://www.khanacademy.org/
They have video tutorials and practice problems for just about everything . It's all presented in an upbeat and easy to understand way too.

I think it bears repeating that Connor still failed math even after two members gave him two different math tutoring sites to work with. No wonder he won't show his face in the thread.

 

[Mahimahi]

we need to have a little reminder

"Buck up and bite the bullet, sea monkey" is now my motto for life.

 

[Silver]

(5) One day he came in and mentioned that he had failed the first three tests in his math class (out of four or five) and didn't feel like he was doing to pass the course. He vanished after everyone gave him words of encouragement and/or advice. The next day he came in and announced that he dropped the course (or was considering doing so). He said he'll try again in a couple of semesters though.

I just noticed: "try again in a couple of semesters" what is he planning to do in the meantime

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I just noticed: "try again in a couple of semesters" what is he planning to do in the meantime

Shit his pants and do nothing.

 

[Mahimahi]

sand nigger

That's actually quite unpleasant.

 

[Sable]

I think it bears repeating that Connor still failed math even after two members gave him two different math tutoring sites to work with. No wonder he won't show his face in the thread.

Well yeah, if he'd have spent time looking at math tutoring sites he'd have less precious time to masturbate or post here, duh.

Clearly his time management and priorities are in great shape and people don't appreciate that.

 

[Bugaboo]

Is Connor still a chronic masturbater? These are the hard hitting questions I must know

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Is Connor still a chronic masturbater? These are the hard hitting questions I must know

No one is interested in Connor's bodily fluids.

No one is especially interested in your fascination with his bodily fluids.

 

[Dr. Meme]

No one is interested in Connor's bodily fluids.

No one is especially interested in your fascination with his bodily fluids.

I am

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Is Connor still a chronic masturbater? These are the hard hitting questions I must know

We need an Ewww rating.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

@Connor Bible

Come on brah, do it! Change your life!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

sand nigger

That's actually quite unpleasant.

I was surprised, too. I never thought I'd see Philly Z use a slur, even in jest. But I guess I'll just have to get over it. You know,

Buck up and bite the bullet, sea monkey.

Buck up and bite the bullet, sea monkey.

Buck up and bite the bullet, sea monkey.

P.S. I love you @Philosophy Zombie <3

 

[Hat]

I was surprised, too. I never thought I'd see Philly Z use a slur, even in jest. But I guess I'll just have to get over it. You know,

She's finally growing up.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

@Connor Bible: you aren't adopted, they are your real parents, people really would behave like that toward their biological offspring, your real parents will never come charging in on a white steed to rescue you, and you're going to wake up at 3am and realise I'm right.
<3

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I was surprised, too. I never thought I'd see Philly Z use a slur, even in jest. But I guess I'll just have to get over it. You know,



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P.S. I love you @Philosophy Zombie <3

You inspired me to do a reading of that post.

It's a little autistic.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

@Connor Bible here is a great website that you can use to work on your math skills
https://www.khanacademy.org/math/ea...y-math-counting/v/counting-with-small-numbers

 

[TrippinKahlua]

@Connor Bible here is a great website that you can use to work on your math skills
https://www.khanacademy.org/math/ea...y-math-counting/v/counting-with-small-numbers

I know a better one... ABCmouse.com

 

[Bugaboo]

I know a better one... ABCmouse.com

(For those who don't know, ABCmouse is an education website for toddlers)