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🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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I think Connor's writing is actually pretty good honestly, and I can understand that he might be slow to do work because of a very intensive workload. He's a busy man.
Agree
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@Connor Bible, come here and make this ship canon.
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I tried to get an answer out of him earlier in the thread but I could gather is that he's going for some non-specific Associate of Arts. So one can only assume it's just general studies, a non-major major which does exist at some schools. He did mention wanting to transfer to a bigger school afterwards but again, he didn't say for what.
And while we're on the subject and I'm about 200+ pages behind on this thread....is this the second college math class Connor is taking or is he retaking the one he mentioned earlier (before this summer, maybe?) and claimed to pass with a B or whatever? I only ask because if this is the second math course, what the hell was lower than Beginning Algebra?
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I wonder how Connor's job search is going.
He didn't even talk to his mom about getting a job, did he?
He didn't even talk to his mom about getting a job, did he?
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Connor's Alphaboy word count remains at 1,495. At his current pace he will finish on May 28th of 2017.
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This thread really is 500 pages of Connor claiming he's going to change in some minor way, only for him to fail to follow through on even that. The fact he still thinks he can come back in with a pledge to change and expect anybody to believe him speaks volumes. The amount of times I've been disappointed by Connor this year is ridiculously depressing
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Remedial Math. No, really.
You sound surprised.
I know that feel. I've finally stopped being disappointed & am now just amused. All it took was 500 pages.
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No, my friend, Connor's too pretentious & pseudo-intellectual to be @Kirby.
EDIT: Besides, Kirby's a pedo, whereas Connor only likes mature, older MILFs like Molly Ringwald.
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I'm always in chat when Connor is but I also always forget to save, and on the rare occasions I do remember I piss the archive away for some dumb reason. For instance, I juuust had a pastebin open but now everything in it is gone because pastebin hates me. I'm not @Smutley, alright?
Although it was not too interesting anyway, Connor has been very well-behaved recently and talks about writing and taking beginning algebra—it's mostly stuff he's said already in here. The only notable things I can remember him saying from the past few days are (1) he says he's thinking about inserting his sexual fantasies into his writing and (2) apparently studying is more unpleasant to him than shoving bamboo reeds into his ass. He usually comes to chat at around 7 EST in case you would like to have a conversation with him.
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I'm kinda shocked that he hasn't done that already. Usually people with his, erm, condition do.
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That we know of.
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To expand on this a little, here are a couple extra minor events from the Connorzone.
(3) He said something about writing on his typewriter instead of Microsoft Word because it's snazzier (he probably didn't say snazzier but I feel that it's what he actually meant to say).
(4) He had a casual conversation about movies. He also discussed actor/director choices for Redesigning Eva: The Movie.
I'll say something stupid about this part in advance so nobody needs to talk about it later.
Oh man I hate the concept of that Connor guy having a casual conversation about movies with people on the information superhighway. I am so much better at talking about movies than him because I watched every episode of the Nostalgia Critic and know my shit. Connor by contrast (or should I say Contrash? Get it, it's because his name is Connor and he is garbage) probably only pretends to know about movies because he thinks it's cool to have seen movies and enjoy films. What a fucking loser, I work two jobs and do yardwork in my sleep (when I'm not fighting crime or studying rocket surgery, that is). After all that, I don't even have time left over to make eye contact with my wife or my secret second wife, let alone watch a movie and talk about it. And what does he do? He sits around all day jacking off and watching 80's B-movies while pretending to write a book. He's also fat.
Oh and he's dumb too.
Oh man I hate the concept of that Connor guy having a casual conversation about movies with people on the information superhighway. I am so much better at talking about movies than him because I watched every episode of the Nostalgia Critic and know my shit. Connor by contrast (or should I say Contrash? Get it, it's because his name is Connor and he is garbage) probably only pretends to know about movies because he thinks it's cool to have seen movies and enjoy films. What a fucking loser, I work two jobs and do yardwork in my sleep (when I'm not fighting crime or studying rocket surgery, that is). After all that, I don't even have time left over to make eye contact with my wife or my secret second wife, let alone watch a movie and talk about it. And what does he do? He sits around all day jacking off and watching 80's B-movies while pretending to write a book. He's also fat.
Oh and he's dumb too.
(5) One day he came in and mentioned that he had failed the first three tests in his math class (out of four or five) and didn't feel like he was doing to pass the course. He vanished after everyone gave him words of encouragement and/or advice. The next day he came in and announced that he dropped the course (or was considering doing so). He said he'll try again in a couple of semesters though. I guess shoving bamboo reeds up your ass isn't for everyone. Before anyone asks, he never elaborated on what exactly his math class covered or what he was having trouble with, he just said it was called Beginning Algebra.
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I have legitimate trouble understanding how someone can be this incompetent
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Doesn't it cost him money to continue to take terms at this college if he keeps dropping his classes instead of finishing them? Hell, I'm surprised it still puts up with him for stalling so much.
