🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor's Facebook photos suggest to me that he's a lot fatter than some of his close up photos let on he is. Or at least that he's got fatter since he took the Wrong Planet photos. I assume his weight is part of the reason why he has such poor self esteem issues. Another reason why he needs to invest in a good set of kettle bells.

I used to feel really sorry for Connor, now after speaking to him and the way he treated me I really couldn't care if he never improves himself.
 
I wonder if Connor goes to office hours for his class.

Can you imagine being the professor, trapped alone with Conor trying to explain y = mx + b over and over and over...
 
Connor Bible said:
I've been so busy with my algebra class that I haven't gotten any writing done. I'm kind of stressed out.
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I'm gonna assume that when you mean "busy" you mean "meeting with your professor and tutors."

Otherwise I wonder what you spend your time on.
 
@Connor Bible If you didn't have that one class and a lot more free time, would you actually write or come here and bitch about your first world problems?
 
Connor Bible said:
I've been so busy with my algebra class that I haven't gotten any writing done. I'm kind of stressed out.
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One class shouldn't be stressing you out unless you don't know the course material in which case that's what your TA's are for. Fuck you can find most of that stuff on the internet.

No, you're "stressed" because you haven't done any writing. We've given you all this free advice and you don't take it because it's easier for you to bitch and moan about how "stressed" you are and not have to put in any kind of effort. This, in a nutshell, is your life up until this point isn't it? You've... existed this long in the world but you haven't actually done or accomplished anything. I'm betting that you're only taking one course because you can't figure out a way to take less than one course. You're going to milk this for as long as you can in an attempt to avoid any kind of responsibility.

What have you contributed to this world even in a totally minor way? What have you done to improve yourself? And what, if anything, is your backup plan when all this fails and you're left with nothing to show for it?
 
Connor Bible said:
I've been so busy with my algebra class that I haven't gotten any writing done. I'm kind of stressed out.
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I feel no sympathy for you Conor. Like many other Kiwis I extended a hand of friendship towards you and you spat it back in my face.

Also so much for writing a full draft of Alphaboy in a month
 
Connor Bible said:
I've been so busy with my algebra class that I haven't gotten any writing done. I'm kind of stressed out.
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Let me try and translate this from the original Connorese.

Connor Bible said:
I've been so busy with chronic masturbation that I haven't gotten any writing done. I'm kind of tapped out.
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It's hard for the English translation to convey the same sense of simpering ineptitude, but I tried my best.
 
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