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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
I'm wondering what the fuck I actually did to earn such vitriol from the guy.

because you're literally the most worthless human being in the world, yet think you're somehow above people

the fact you lock yourself in a room doing absolutely nothing while having fungus on your balls all while thinking you're above working at mcdonalds is a testament to how utterly useless you are
 
You haven't answered my question. Why do you people actively seek out lolcows? It's only going to make you look like pieces of shit for prying into other people's business.
We don't look for cows, they come to us.

You know, sort of like you what with your coming here and crying every week like clockwork.
 
Here's the thing with getting a job. You really shouldn't give a rat's ass if it's a dead-end job. I've made some friends through job training on the job that I just got and I only started a week ago. While I'm trying to finish my engineering senior capstone report so I can get a career job with my degree. Just because you're working a low-end job doesn't mean that it isn't a good stepping stone. You're 21 and you have absolutely zero work experience. None. Zilch. Nada. Null...oh wait shit The point is, you'll use a low-end job now in order to move up the ladder, even if it's at a different job down the road, since at 1 course a semester you're not getting a degree anytime soon.

I guarantee you that going to 1 algebra class a week isn't generating relatively much homework and you don't write proportionally enough to take up the other time by your own admission. You really don't do much so it's difficult to get out of your own way half the time. And doing nothing will make you want to sleep more. And so on and so forth. Getting a job will *GASP* take up your precious free time, yes, but it will make you actually get up and do something and it will actually make you appreciate what free time you do have.

Before you say that the job market's tough, there are plenty of minimum-wage places looking for people with very little to no experience. The people with experience or degrees are going to bail on a job much faster when a better job comes up. Hell, get a job at a call center. They're always hiring and the one where I live will literally hire anybody. It's better than Mcdonald's pay-wise. If you start appreciating the free time you have once you actually get a job and don't have much time to yourself, I guarantee you that you'll want to use it up doing productive shit. It can be writing, working out, actually making friends, whatever you want.

...why did I just waste this much text I mean seriously it's going to go in one ear and out the other
 
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You people keep using this thread with your libertarian, social Darwinist, ultra-capitalist dogma. It's getting ridiculous.
Having a job, even at an international fast food chain, is not "ultra-capitalist", it's working. And you can totally do it if you try. You almost certainly have (or had, or eventually will) classmates your age or older with kids and a full-time class schedule (as in, at least three classes) who not only manage to attend and pass their classes with good grades, but cook, clean, care for their kids, go shopping when necessary, but also have part-time or full-time jobs. And chances are they still have time to do fun things, like watch TV, or read, or do something with their friends. If they can manage all of that, you can too. You will easily have the time to work full-time, do all your homework, help your grandma, and still watch a DVD or read and pretend to write.
 
Because you're a lolcow.
Just because? You know as long as I come on here, no one is going to be happy. There's nothing really funny or useful about this thread, and the jabs are legitimately mean-spirited and scummy. There's nothing to be learned from it, and nothing to be gained from it. It's best to just allow my account to be deleted to ensure I wouldn't even log on again. I'm trying to reason with you people now, and you are all being really immature.
 
I've been so disappointed in you recently Connor honestly. I knew from this thread that you had a track record of being unreceptive to genuine advice but when I spoke to you on Skype more I thought I seen somebody who was good at heart and had the potential to change. Even reading your post despite the fact I'd read the same thing like five times before I felt for you but now you're once again refusing to even consider decent advice, continuing your vendetta against Null and being the same fool that convinced us to make a thread about you in the third place. Doesn't it say something when so many people see something so wrong with your life that they actually try to help you.

If you genuinely want help then LISTEN and I say that completely believing that there's absolutely no chance you will.
 
Just because? You know as long as I come on here, no one is going to be happy. There's nothing really funny or useful about this thread, and the jabs are legitimately mean-spirited and scummy. There's nothing to be learned from it, and nothing to be gained from it. It's best to just allow my account to be deleted to ensure I wouldn't even log on again. I'm trying to reason with you people now, and you are all being really immature.
"get a job" is not being really immature. You're just lazy. You deserve this.
 
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