🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Like it or not Connor, but if you want to get out of mommy and daddy's house you're going to have to work for THE MAN
 
Connor Bible said:
You people keep using this thread with your libertarian, social Darwinist, ultra-capitalist dogma. It's getting ridiculous.
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Honestly, Connor, are you really surprised that no one buys what you're trying to sell? I know that if I wanted to, I could go back and find at least two or three posts where you say the same thing, that you're gonna change and that you don't like the way you are now and that it is upsetting. But for most people, actions speak a lot louder than words. We've heard your words and they talk a big game, but you've never backed them up. In fact, you've backed out of every attempt to get you to write that anyone here's offered you.

Serious advice: Document your day. Seriously. Record how long you spend doing homework, how long you write, everything. You don't have to share it on here (I'd say you shouldn't). Just do it for a week and then look at it. See exactly how much time you're actually using productively and how much you're pissing away. I'd wager you're wasting a lot more time than you realize.

[/wasting my breath]
 
@Connor Bible fucking Chris's terrible and shitty ideas are making him money. People are actually paying him for clay covered action figures and for him to continue his shitty comic. You are literally lazier than one of the most laziest lolcows on this site The person you joined this forum to make fun of is more financially and creatively successful than you
 
You haven't answered my question. Why do you people actively seek out lolcows? It's only going to make you look like pieces of shit for prying into other people's business.
 
Squealer said:
Sponge Bob is less of a loser than Connor Bible.
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I agree, Spongebob is good at his job, has good work ethic and has lots of friends.
Also he lives by himself, maybe it's just because pineapples under the sea have cheap rent
 
Connor Bible said:
You haven't answered my question. Why do you people actively seek out lolcows? It's only going to make you look like pieces of shit for prying into other people's business.
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You should know, you joined a fucking website dedicated to making fun of lolcows such as CWC on the internet
the smell of hypocrasy
 
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