🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Everyone starts at the bottom, Connor. Everyone.

Also, no one ever said that's as far as you'd get. You're putting words into our mouths.
 
Let's face it, nothing I do is ever good enough for you. I was being honest about my feelings tonight, and you guys just seize the opportunity to be assholes.
Who gives a shit? Why do you want anything from some shithead who cares more about the keyboard they type on more than some internet nobody like you? I care more about my shoes than you. And so what?
 
There's little opportunity for advancement working some minimum wage job. I was saying that if I did get a job at a fast food chain like McDonald's, it would be a dead-end. But hey, that's all I'm ever going to amount to, ain't it?
Idk I know someone who worked her way up to General Manager at a fast food place, and she makes a lot more than her husband, who is a teacher

have dreams, Connor
 
"Powerlevel x 2 "

it's not powerleveling to say you used to work in fast food is everyone on this website fucking retarded

You people keep using this thread with your libertarian, social Darwinist, ultra-capitalist dogma. It's getting ridiculous.
LOL
 
You people keep using this thread with your libertarian, social Darwinist, ultra-capitalist dogma. It's getting ridiculous.
I don't think you actually understand the concept of Social Darwinism if you're accusing us of ascribing to it.
Look, here's what it comes down to: Do you want to live off your parents forever? Y/N
If yes, you're doing an excellent job. Keep it up. :biggrin:
If no, you'll have to enter the work force doing some manner of drudge job until you gain experience enough to impress a better employer.
 
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