🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Lurker]

It takes you 2 minutes to listen to a 4 minute song?

I don't think you understand.

Connor is very busy writing stories so he cannot be bothered to fully listen to good songs. We cannot expect Connor to focus on more than one thing at a time, Axolotl. You silly ninny.

 

[Surtur]

I despise country music. Zack Hemsey is the shit.

The man in black would like to have a word with you.

 

[Arkangel]

Connor should listen to more Death Grips for writing inspiration.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I despise country music. Zack Hemsey is the shit.

What kind of music do you like, Connor?

 

[Smutley]

What kind of music do you like, Connor?

Anything with a synth 80's or a classic &/or hard rock vibe. Occasionally haunting instrumentals meant to tug on the ol' heart strings.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

This is a good idea.

YES. The internet is the killer of productivity.

 

[Meowthkip]

Connor should listen to more Death Grips for writing inspiration.

As far as I know he's only listened to a bit of Jenny Death. There's like five more albums he's gotta sample.

Get on it, Connor.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Title and author, plox? This needs to be on my bookshelf, pronto.

It's How Late It Was, How Late by James Kelman. Haven't read it myself but it won the Booker so, y'know, clearly somebody liked it

 

[Arkangel]

As far as I know he's only listened to a bit of Jenny Death. There's like five more albums he's gotta sample.

Get on it, Connor.

Just wait until he gets to "No Love Deep Web".

 

[Squealer]

You better like this

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc You better like this

Nope. Johnny Cash was a fucking legend. This is more Connor's speed.

 

[Connor Bible]

Sorry guys, but I wasn't able to get any writing done the past couple of days. I'm at my grandmother's, and every time I turn around, she's got something she need help with. Life doesn't stop and start at the whims of my fiction, y'know.

By the way, I saw the trailer for Jem and the Holograms last night. It looks terrible, and Madam Ringwald just looks... bored. I'm tempted to think that, given the fact she hasn't mentioned the movie much in her recent interviews, it was one of those "take the paycheck and run" deals. One day, I actually hope to write a script for Mrs. Ringwald, something a bit more... European. Think Nicholas Winding Refn.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Connor didn't get anything done for the past few days?
I'm shocked!

 

[CatParty]

Life doesn't stop and start at the whims of my fiction, y'know.

do you have a voice recorder? you should carry it with you and record thoughts if you do not have a notebook to write them in

 

[Connor Bible]

do you have a voice recorder? you should carry it with you and record thought s if you do not have a notebook to write them in

I do have an RCA recorder, but I need to get cassettes for it.

 

[CatParty]

I do have an RCA recorder, but I need to get cassettes for it.

i think you have a hard time finding cassettes because they are a dead format

 

[Connor Bible]

i think you have a hard time finding cassettes because they are a dead format

I get 'em cheap at Staples, bro.

My ideal Ringwald film in a nutshell.

*stares blankly at someone for half a minute*

 

[Dr. Meme]

Your idea for a Molly Ringwald flick would be a porno

 

[SpessCaptain]

Write on your phone's memo/note system, dummy.

 

[Smutley]

My ideal Ringwald film in a nutshell.

*stares blankly at someone for half a minute*
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8pFpKTfyHko

Who would win in a fight, Molly Ringwald or Shannen Doherty? Molly gets a knife but Shannon has a mini-baseball bat.