🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
You gave us your last name. There's only one Connor Bible in the entire United States. Finding your relatives is pretty fucking simple.

I don't want to dig through 3000 Wrong Planet posts, but Connor specifically states he hates when people spell his name "Conner" too, so he makes sure no one looks for any "Conner Bibles" either.
 
When a guy's pressured to make straight A's without any leeway for mistakes and is given zero appreciation or respect for it, you'd probably be a little down too.
It's one class. Succeeding at such an easy task doesn't merit "appreciation" or "respect".
 
@Connor

Why are you back? Seriously, you're the whiniest fat fucking faggot I have ever dealt with on the internet. Yes, you're even whinier than fucking Marijan.

That said, I'm glad you're back. You amuse me. WELCOME BACK CONNOR BIBLE!
 
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