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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Bolding mine:
Connor said:
I swear to God, if some rottencrotched woman I'm married to insists that we adopt, two things will happen.

1) I dump her.
2) The little bastard will wear my anger all over his face everyday he goes out in public.
3) Immediately after the adoption, I leave town.
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Am I reading this wrong, or did @Connor just imply that he would give his adopted kid a fucking Glasgow smile??

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I just got back from the ER. that edge was so sharp I got cut and almost bled to death just by reading that.

And that is why it's way harder to adopt than it is to have your own children.
 
Every new Wrong Planet post I see of Connor's manages to make me a little more disgusted at him.

The ride never ends.
 
Smutley said:
I'm going out of town for the weekend and probably won't be around much. I'll miss you all terribly, but in parting, here is Part 24
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We'll miss you, too! :heart-empty:

"God.... must control myself. Musn't spurt out writing mojo..."
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. . .E-Ew. That doesn't. . .even.

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Klaus Alois Kreiger?
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Uh, he knows the point of that thread is to say something rude, right? Not doing. . .whatever the fuck he's doing?

Strelok said:
Wait. Did Connor just fuck up counting to three?
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Shit, I had to read through those posts again to see what you were talking about:

Fatty Ding-Dongs said:
I swear to God, if some rottencrotched woman I'm married to insists that we adopt, two things will happen.

1) I dump her.
2) The little bastard will wear my anger all over his face everyday he goes out in public.
3) Immediately after the adoption, I leave town.
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No wonder he keeps failing math.
 
This is why I'm glad Connor will never have kids or adopt. Christ in a can, are you trying to say that the kids are at fault for being adopted????????? I'm just confused and upset by this, I don't even know what else to say!

I did have something else, though. Did Connor say he started college in January 2013? I think he and I graduated from high school the same year, so he must have taken a gap semester before going to college... I wonder how many classes he took the first semester
 
At least we can take conformt in the knowledge that Connor will never be able to adopt, nor will he have the chance to procreate.
 
Altissimo said:
This is why I'm glad Connor will never have kids or adopt. Christ in a can, are you trying to say that the kids are at fault for being adopted????????? I'm just confused and upset by this, I don't even know what else to say!

I did have something else, though. Did Connor say he started college in January 2013? I think he and I graduated from high school the same year, so he must have taken a gap semester before going to college... I wonder how many classes he took the first semester
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Shiala said:
At least we can take conformt in the knowledge that Connor will never be able to adopt, nor will he have the chance to procreate.
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Yeah both of these, this is the distilled essence of what I'm thinking. Here, I'll even quote myself:
Inside of my brain pan said:
Wow @Connor you are just a peach. :) A coward AND a bully? What a deal! Man if ever there was someone I was glad would end up alone and unloved, friendless for the rest of his days, seething with impotent anger and hatred and deserving every karmic and cosmic blow that came his way, man it would in fact be you.
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Altissimo said:
This is why I'm glad Connor will never have kids or adopt. Christ in a can, are you trying to say that the kids are at fault for being adopted????????? I'm just confused and upset by this, I don't even know what else to say!

I did have something else, though. Did Connor say he started college in January 2013? I think he and I graduated from high school the same year, so he must have taken a gap semester before going to college... I wonder how many classes he took the first semester
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He said he only took one that semester, too. Some psych class, I think.
 
Oh, and @Connor, if I'm not mistaken, you still haven't genuinely apologized for your disgusting, bigoted, ignorant, and flat-out wrong views towards women and adoption. How dare you dehumanize and degrade women, adopted children, and adoptive parents the way you do? What the fuck is wrong with you? Women shouldn't be hated simply for having vaginas, adopted children have done literally nothing wrong and already carry a lot of baggage, and adoptive parents have done more for mankind than you ever will.

Given that you've only addressed your previous behavior with a noncommittal "I've changed, really" or something along those lines, I'm having a really hard time believing that you're different from the Connor that we see in these Wrong Planet posts.
 
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This topic has been a wild ride from the start. Set phazers for fun, kids, because this ain't stopping anytime soon
 
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Chris Titus? This the same Chris Titus who's mother killed her abusive husband after he crushed her face in on thanksgiving in front of her daughter? The same Chris Titus who's mother and sister later committed suicide? The same Chris Titus who's father, despite being a hard ass, really did love his son and was only hard on him so he'd become a decent man? You're life's really worse than that Chris Titus?

I'll give you this though, you actually do have a lot in common with Titus. You both have insane standards with women and chimp out when the relationship doesn't turn out the way you expect it. You both spend the rest of your life bitching and whining about what a Nazi-whore-Satan-bitch the women who've scorned you are while also pretending to be blameless victims. You both also shit on women for having the same short comings you have and get pissed when people don't sympathize or laugh with you (ha ha ha the man who came from a dysfunctional family is shitting on the mother of his children for coming from an abusive family ha ha ha so funny).
 
Descent said:
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Chris Titus? This the same Chris Titus who's mother killed her abusive husband after he crushed her face in on thanksgiving in front of her daughter? The same Chris Titus who's mother and sister later committed suicide? The same Chris Titus who's father, despite being a hard ass, really did love his son and was only hard on him so he'd become a decent man? You're life's really worse than that Chris Titus?

I'll give you this though, you actually do have a lot in common with Titus. You both have insane standards with women and chimp out when the relationship doesn't turn out the way you expect it. You both spend the rest of your life bitching and whining about what a Nazi-whore-Satan-bitch the women who've scorned you are while also pretending to be blameless victims. You both also shit on women for having the same short comings you have and get pissed when people don't sympathize or laugh with you (ha ha ha the man who came from a dysfunctional family is shitting on the mother of his children for coming from an abusive family ha ha ha so funny).
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Of course there is always the standard comparison for Connor and anyone famous he mentions-

Christopher Titus: multiple comedy specials, sitcom, frequent touring all over the country

Connor Bible: shitty rip-off novella, insufficient energy to fight off crotch rot or walk around the block.
 
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