US Congressman bitten by fox outside Capitol building - It's annuda 1/6

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Rep. Ami Bera of California said on Tuesday that he was the victim of an "unprovoked" attack by a fox outside of the US Capitol on Monday evening.

"I felt something lunge — totally unprovoked — at the back of my leg," the California Democrat told Insider on Tuesday.

Bera said he was taken to Walter Reed Medical Center for treatment and received seven shots.

"Rabies is not something you wanna fool around with," Bera told Insider, adding that in addition to the rabies vaccine series, he recieved shots for tetanus and immunoglobulin.

Capitol Police later captured the critter dubbed by Twitter users as the "Senate fox."

Relocation plans for the fox remained unclear as of Tuesday afternoon.

Before the Senate fox ran around Capitol Hill, the most recent incident involving a wild animal in the nation's capital was back in October 2020, when a raccoon launched a pre-dawn attack against a CNN reporter outside the White House.
Based little guy. Sadly, he'll probably get euthanized.
 
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Rep. Ami Bera of California said on Tuesday that he was the victim of an "unprovoked" attack by a fox outside of the US Capitol on Monday evening.
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Being a California politician is enough provocation alone (ignoring the obvious that this retard likely tried to pet it).
 
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Based political prisoner. The hero we need but do not deserve.
 
I admit I half expected this to be an attack by a furry. If I remember right you have to test part of the brain for rabies, so if they want to confirm he's not gonna make it. :(
 
But of course! That dastardly Congressman was getting in the way of fox-boi's bumblebee gazing!
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Bumblebee gazing is serious business, ya know.

This might be the most cringeworthy post I've ever made on this site.
 
>fox
>aggressive
I have never seen a fox not running away from something. They sneak in an kill your chickens at night while they're asleep, and the chickens are too dumb to realize they could gang up on it and rip it to shreds. They don't fucking siege your hen house like they're grinding for crafting materials. I have extreme doubt that this thing ran up to the satan worshipper and just bit him.

Though I guess it's possible that God's creatures sensed such innate evil in this being that they're compelled to attack. Let me know if this fag starts getting attacked by random birds and shit.
 
Whoever is filled with Virtue
is like a new-born child.
Wasps and scorpions will not sting it;
snakes and serpents will not bite it;
wild animals will not attack it;
birds of prey will not swoop down on it.

– Lao Tsu
 
Fuck the simonist, free the fox. One piece of shit dies while a beloved creature is spared from taking the fall for a wretched piece of shit who has already lost their worth as a human being.

If the fox is killed for this shitheel, nature gets to go free for all.
 
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