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The extremely sad thing is that her viewpoints aren't terribly controversial or even remarkable (although a bit stodgy for someone her age), but the way she injects a certain amount of hypochondria into everything she writes online makes it impossible to take her seriously. She's not stupid, and she's decent at writing (at least Tumblr/Twitter blurbs) but the way she instantly jumps to the worst possible conclusion anytime someone disagrees with her makes everything she says laughable. Hell, I personally don't even disagree with some of the points she's made before, but it's impossible to want to be on the same side as someone who cries Nazi at everyone who isn't wholeheartedly agreeing with everything she says.
Wait a second... what's a kafir? Let me take 4 seconds to google it...
Oh, okay. Apparently assuming someone was personally referring to her as a "slave girl" made more sense than looking up a phrase she didn't understand. And it fits her agenda as a professional victim perfectly. Obviously every single Muslim wants to enslave her since she's Jewish.
(again, she could have a reasonable point about the many flaws in Islam, but immediately freaking out and accusing a complete stranger of referring to her as a "slave girl" because she couldn't be assed to Google a word is just... retarded)
Ashley has no comprehension of how dirty humor works. I mean, why would someone who works for Cosmo as a sex advice columnist make a facetious joke on their Twitter bio unless they were some sort of actual irl prostitute? And for that matter, if she *isn't* half-joking about the whole "IUD owner" thing, wouldn't that just lend more credence to her articles on birth control, as someone with personal experience on the subject?
How the fuck does anyone jump to this conclusion after someone accuses them of being a dude?
Recently, CK had a negative experience with Amtrak. Getting shafted by a transportation company two days before Christmas is awful, anyone would agree. However, in typical CK fashion, Amtrak must be out to literally murder her.
Apparently, a station she was supposed to transfer at was closed for the holiday weekend. Understandably, Ashley Rae becomes irritated by suddenly being stranded. After getting into a slapfight with Amtrak on twitter, she decides that because she can't be bothered to carry emergency sugar packets or snacks with her (she's a diabetic), they must be trying to kill her.
Also, she just coincidentally happened to get into an elevator on Amtrak property with a swastika etched into the stainless steel paneling... It couldn't possibly be shitty graffiti in a busy area that's almost impossible to remove, but a message from Amtrak to CK personally.
I'm filing this under "shit that never happened" but if it did happen, fucking lol and RIP
Also, she just coincidentally happened to get into an elevator on Amtrak property with a swastika etched into the stainless steel paneling... It couldn't possibly be shitty graffiti in a busy area that's almost impossible to remove, but a message from Amtrak to CK personally.
I'm filing this under "shit that never happened" but if it did happen, fucking lol and RIP
Also, she has a massive thirst for Martin Shkreli of all people.
She may not post on Tumblr as often anymore but her Twitter is a fucking goldmine of pure autism. I casually scrolled through and found most of this stuff, but one thing I noticed is that she's incredibly prolific there. On December 22nd alone, there were so many tweets that it took me over an hour to get to the end of them. I didn't count, but there must be at least 100 tweets in the span of that day... the bulk of them, slapfighting with complete strangers over the Adam Saleh controversy. Imagine spending your entire day arguing with people you've never even met before over something so trivial.
