US Commander Biden Said ACAB

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Commander Biden Said ACAB​

Since July, President Joe Biden’s dog, Commander, has made headlines for reportedly acting aggressively toward Secret Service staffers at least 11 times, including nine bites. The intrepid reporters at Politico Playbook have presented a compelling theory for what’s going on: To the German Shepherd, the Secret Service agents look like threats. And given some reporting about Biden’s thoughts on the agents, Commander might be right!

The “biting incidents” have occurred both at the White House and the president’s home in Delaware and, in one instance, an officer was hospitalized after the dog clamped down on their arms and thighs. The first 10 Commander incidents became public in July after the conservative group Judicial Watch obtainedSecret Service emails through Freedom of Information Act requests. The emails detailed two aggressive incidents and eight bites, two of which were described as “playful” or “friendly.” (So, CNN reporting on a bite last week is actually the 9th chomp, not the 11th as they claim.)

But Politico spoke to White House staffers who are perplexed by the headlines because they say people in the West Wing love the dog, who they described as very friendly and accepting of ear scritches. Politico writes, under the perfect headline “Commander’s taste buds,” that some staff believe the dog “only has an appetite for the Secret Service.”

Why might that be? They think it’s because the agents are often big, serious dudes with guns who don’t light up at the sight of a dog:

“It’s shocking that he can be so aggressive,” said another White House staffer. “I’ve never seen him like that.”
Indeed, the wild discrepancy in Commander’s behavior has left White House staffers past and present trying to come up with theories about it.
“The White House is just a crazy environment for a dog,” said a former White House official. “There are enormous men with guns acting suspiciously hostile everywhere.”
Another former staffer suggested that it could have a lot to do with facial expressions. Dogs are very reactive to humans and when staff greet Commander, it’s usually with a big smile. That’s not the case for Secret Service agents, who tend to be less warm and fuzzy while on the job.
That theory would also explain why Commander is not the first of Biden’s dogs to go after Secret Service agents.
Biden’s brother James gave him the puppy as a birthday gift after Major Biden, another German Shepherd, got sent to live with family friends following his own Bad Dog press cycle. (No, “additional training” didn’t help him adjust to life at the White House.) A person close to the Bidens said the couple didn’t feel like they could turn down the gift.

Politico didn’t mention a recent book that claimed Biden doesn’t fully trust all of his Secret Service detail since some of the agents were “MAGA sympathizers.” (Many agents are ex-cops and dozens of agents deleted text messages sent the day of the Jan. 6 insurrection.) Biden even reportedly questioned the agents’ reporting of Major’s biting episode in March 2021.

Now, apparently, some staffers and reporters are taking literal bets on how long Commander will get to stick around, with some thinking he’ll get the boot by Thanksgiving. “We do wonder how much longer they can keep him around,” a White House staffer said. “At a certain point, it becomes impossible.”

I humbly suggest that before sending yet another dog away the Secret Service agents should try smiling at Commander while asking “Who’s a good boy?”

Unless or until the dog starts attacking people who aren’t carrying guns, my stance is: Commander Innocent.
 
I humbly suggest that before sending yet another dog away the Secret Service agents should try smiling at Commander while asking “Who’s a good boy?”
Yes, bare your teeth at the dog known to be aggressive...
 
Even if none of the bites were bad, it should be put down. I see no reason anyone would want these animals around, especially at the White House. Although I can't wait to see liberal dognutters defend the smol heckin' pupper mauling a Biden staffer when it inevitably happens.
 
Biden's as good at being a dog parent as he is at being a real parent.

Every Democrat says this is just about how hard the White House life is for pets, but how come no dogs in the White House owned by other presidents have had this problem?
 
Wasn’t Major a biter too? The one he was showering with? We know what he does to vulnerable people in bathrooms.

Leave the dog alone, he’s probably rightfully traumatized.
 
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Biden's as good at being a dog parent as he is at being a real parent.

Every Democrat says this is just about how hard the White House life is for pets, but how come no dogs in the White House owned by other presidents have had this problem?
German Shepards can be really protective of their families and Biden isn't cognitively doing well and hasn't for years. My theory is, because this is the second dog Biden has had that has bitten several people, is that the dog is trying to protect his owner from some perceived threat.

Dog should be sent away to where the other one was sent to, clearly the Biden's are not capable animal people.

Has the cat they got at one point been mentioned at all apart from the announcement that they got a cat?
 
Do I have to point out a member of the Secret Service is a Federal Agent not a municipal police officer?
 
Commander doesn't like the Secret Service, it recently came out the one of the top Pentagon dudes was running a dog fighting ring.

I'm paraphrasing Bill Murray here, but he's right; "I trust a dog who doesn't like people more than I trust a person who doesn't like animals."
 
German Shepards can be really protective of their families and Biden isn't cognitively doing well and hasn't for years. My theory is, because this is the second dog Biden has had that has bitten several people, is that the dog is trying to protect his owner from some perceived threat.

Dog should be sent away to where the other one was sent to, clearly the Biden's are not capable animal people.

Has the cat they got at one point been mentioned at all apart from the announcement that they got a cat?
My assumptions is that if Biden is having episodes, some of them might be of potential danger to him - Not lethal, but more like Biden getting mad and breaking a hand trying to Kyle the drywall. Secret Service obviously tries to intervene, but all the Dog sees is its master in obvious distress and anger, and some guy running up to him and trying to get ahold of him. Not hard to see why the dog would get aggressive, and why nobody would blame it for it long term.
 
That unattributed bag of cocaine in the West Wing? Yup. Commander's.
Move over cocaine bear, cocaine commander is in town

That said, this isn't the first dog biden has had with a history of biting people. Theres a pattern and it says alot about what kind of person biden is that this keeps happening. Sooner or later that dog is going to inflict a serious injury on someone and its going to cause a big incident. The last thing biden needs is some staffer suing him after the dog inflicts serious enough wounds to require surgery to repair a hand or arm or face
 
Maybe no more dogs for old Joe. How about something more his speed, like a goldfish, a hermit crab maybe or perhaps a friendly pet rock is just right for old sleepy Joe.
 
Replace it with a pibble, see how it goes.
Jesus Christ, someone got paid to write this dredge.
That's the thing, they weren't, most of these journocunts do it FOR FREE until they can land a permanent position and even then they are stuck doing whatever gets clicks else they don't get pay.

Its the huffpo model.
 
Move over cocaine bear, cocaine commander is in town

That said, this isn't the first dog biden has had with a history of biting people. Theres a pattern and it says alot about what kind of person biden is that this keeps happening. Sooner or later that dog is going to inflict a serious injury on someone and its going to cause a big incident. The last thing biden needs is some staffer suing him after the dog inflicts serious enough wounds to require surgery to repair a hand or arm or face
If there's one thing pitbull apologists are right about, it's that an animal's behavior is dictated by its owner/master. Certain dogs are a lot more strong-willed than others and have to be put in their place, because they're a dog, and they still have those alpha/pack instincts, as much as you try to smother them with training. Biden's problem is he's obviously frail, weak, and probably doesn't know where he is half the time, and I'm willing to bet the two dogs Biden's had so far are working/guard dogs, more than they are family dogs. I wouldn't be surprised if Biden's meds wear off, he starts having a moment, then a bunch of dudes start rushing to him; I'd be willing to bet Commander and the previous dog don't discern Secret Service from possible threats, and as such do what they can to defend Biden. Just a theoretical, but Biden has to use the short stairway to get on Air Force One now, and goes in through the cargo access instead of passenger access. I'd bet a full box of biscuits that Biden has a problem standing up / falling down a lot, that puts the dog on guard, and now there's several dudes running at Biden; they're rushing in to help, but Commander doesn't know that, he just knows his boss fell down and is vulnerable, and now a bunch of dudes are running towards him.
 
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