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Pilule Noire said:
Did you know, boys and girls, that right around this time last year, Preston Poulter @PocketJacks became the Dark Lord of ComicGate, with our very own Queen Boudica @VIkkiVerse his Dark Ladyfriend?
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Yes. And, in fact, it has been speculated that Preston is really REALLY REALLY angry at DA Talks right now because she upgraded to Dean.

Preston definitely has "other reasons" for wanting to kneecap Dean besides the Jon Lamont shit.

CG is like a cheezy soap opera in more ways than you might think/know.
 
Pilule Noire said:
With things being a little slow right now, I thought folks might enjoy a little stroll down memory lane.

Did you know, boys and girls, that right around this time last year, Preston Poulter @PocketJacks became the Dark Lord of ComicGate, with our very own Queen Boudica @VIkkiVerse his Dark Ladyfriend?

It's true! Oh, it was back in the ancient times, the savage times.

But how did it all come to be like that? Preston, the King of ComiCsGate??

Well gather round all, and hear the tale!

It all began on April 24th 2020. @Mister Dongs, show us!

(Let's have a hand for Mister Dongs, who braved Boobtube flaggotry threats from the DFEing orange-utan @Tyne himself to bring us this information)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bLxJ-geGYsY:6050
Here you can relive the precise moment when Liam Gray (who in Frog's words was CG's Jerry Springer at that time) was bamboozled and flabbergasted live on-air by the Preston Poulter BOMBSHELL, dropped by Rich Johnston of Bleeding Cool, that Comicsigates had been trademarked.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SdeA9jNHaBA
Yes, the dastardly would-be canceller Preston Poulter had TRADEMARKED 'Comisncisgate'!!! BWUHHH??

And bwuh was indeed the reaction throughout the CG community, waves of bwuh through all the little streams, the little CG people trying to figure out the difference between copyright and trademark, vowing to change their name to something else creating a possible cat-and-mouse game with Poulter, and many other very clever CG-level ideas about what to do.

But there was a lady of the night attached to Frog, Sheila Allen @H0stile, and SHE had a plan.

Now I can't get into it all, it's too gross, not with youngsters like Narzack and Nasser here.

But it's all on the farms, and those of us who know, know.

And so, in the early weeks of May 2020, it seemed a glorious new post-Frog age was emerging in ComicGaStES.

@TheCosmicWarrior knows - he was in like Flynn!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yI_fmoslzik
But then one day, all of a sudden, a little thing happened called- cover little Narzack's ears! - THE PEGGENING.

Let's not get into THAT in too much detail!

And so, skipping a bit, on the 18th May 2020 the blushing King Preston came to the pulpit to address his shocked, confused yet expectant Comicsgate(TM) subjects:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1yF4utE_5LE
I was there lads! I remember it all... it was so funny.

Maybe you had to be there. But let me leave you now, by sharing this one particularly enduring memory of mine, that burns like a flame.

It was just a single comment on Preston's video from the day when he announced the trademark, and became King.

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This of course is a reference to the famous line from Dad's Army:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ejmFSN2qBG0https://youtube.com/watch?v=8oOV5yqOHNA
For the life of me lads, I can never stop thinking about this one little comment from poor Penddraig.

It burns in my memory lads, it burns!

For as we know now, and as poor little Penddraig was soon to find out... the new King Preston did like it up him.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jvr6X054xLY
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And, perhaps for the first time (maybe only time?), Null featured something from this thread on the main page and that was @PocketJacks being exposed as a cuck (much to the detriment to many CG detractors, but funny to Kiwis).
If only @Fathead's expose garnered the same amount of attention. Shame.
 
Pilule Noire said:
With things being a little slow right now, I thought folks might enjoy a little stroll down memory lane.

Did you know, boys and girls, that right around this time last year, Preston Poulter @PocketJacks became the Dark Lord of ComicGate, with our very own Queen Boudica @VIkkiVerse his Dark Ladyfriend?

It's true! Oh, it was back in the ancient times, the savage times.

But how did it all come to be like that? Preston, the King of ComiCsGate??

Well gather round all, and hear the tale!

It all began on April 24th 2020. @Mister Dongs, show us!

(Let's have a hand for Mister Dongs, who braved Boobtube flaggotry threats from the DFEing orange-utan @Tyne himself to bring us this information)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bLxJ-geGYsY:6050
Here you can relive the precise moment when Liam Gray (who in Frog's words was CG's Jerry Springer at that time) was bamboozled and flabbergasted live on-air by the Preston Poulter BOMBSHELL, dropped by Rich Johnston of Bleeding Cool, that Comicsigates had been trademarked.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SdeA9jNHaBA
Yes, the dastardly would-be canceller Preston Poulter had TRADEMARKED 'Comisncisgate'!!! BWUHHH??

And bwuh was indeed the reaction throughout the CG community, waves of bwuh through all the little streams, the little CG people trying to figure out the difference between copyright and trademark, vowing to change their name to something else creating a possible cat-and-mouse game with Poulter, and many other very clever CG-level ideas about what to do.

But there was a lady of the night attached to Frog, Sheila Allen @H0stile, and SHE had a plan.

Now I can't get into it all, it's too gross, not with youngsters like Narzack and Nasser here.

But it's all on the farms, and those of us who know, know.

And so, in the early weeks of May 2020, it seemed a glorious new post-Frog age was emerging in ComicGaStES.

@TheCosmicWarrior knows - he was in like Flynn!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yI_fmoslzik
But then one day, all of a sudden, a little thing happened called- cover little Narzack's ears! - THE PEGGENING.

Let's not get into THAT in too much detail!

And so, skipping a bit, on the 18th May 2020 the blushing King Preston came to the pulpit to address his shocked, confused yet expectant Comicsgate(TM) subjects:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1yF4utE_5LE
I was there lads! I remember it all... it was so funny.

Maybe you had to be there. But let me leave you now, by sharing this one particularly enduring memory of mine, that burns like a flame.

It was just a single comment on Preston's video from the day when he announced the trademark, and became King.

View attachment 2173394

This of course is a reference to the famous line from Dad's Army:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ejmFSN2qBG0https://youtube.com/watch?v=8oOV5yqOHNA
For the life of me lads, I can never stop thinking about this one little comment from poor Penddraig.

It burns in my memory lads, it burns!

For as we know now, and as poor little Penddraig was soon to find out... the new King Preston did like it up him.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jvr6X054xLY
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The lull between storms.

Comicsgate update...

The big happenings in the CG realm appear to be

>Simple Zach finally signing up with All Caps

>Liam's Treehouse

>Anna and the further rupture of the 'adjacent' Fandom Menace.

To play my part in documenting this ongoing internet bowel movement, I returned to CG vids.

D&C

Richard has mostly stuck to editorials. He reviewed exactly two comics in the last week, both trashy dunks. He's started posting 'mini reviews' essentially one or two sentences in his community section.

This feels like Richard's attempting to get away from anything structured and move entirely to doing whatever he wants at as low effort and energy as possible.

ALLCAPS


@FROG live-streamed yesterday. He essentially did a reaction video to an old 2009 Geoff Johns Flash Rebirth interview.

* Ethan confirms Jawbreakers 4, assuming it actually gets made, will be out of All Caps. How this effects Ethan's prior stated rule is unclear. He's admitted Richard C Meyer is not CG. He's required others to livestream with him. Will Ethan be consistent or will he show that just like the mainstream, there are different rules for different people?

* Ethan takes a number of simp chats. Lots of wannabes looking for him to hire them.

* At the 27 minute mark Frog gets asked about the current Fandom Menace Civil War! Ethan rather than backing away slowly, blunders his way through. He shows he doesn't have a grasp on the situation, describing it as some people using manipulative #MeToo language. Ethan ridiculous people crying and suggests they all stay away from each other.

* Ethan then gets back to stiff arming hungry wannabes asking him how they can submit their shit to him from the 30 minute mark, dipping around the cancel culture that's started to crop up in bread tuber land.

* Around 42 minutes Ethan relates he got an email from a friend of Joss Whedon, that boils down to Ray Fisher is mad Joss cut his scenes. We don't see the email or proof.

* Finally, at the 45 minute mark, almost half way through. We get to the video.

* At the 46 minute mark Ethan engages in some revisionist history. Ethan describes Mark Waid as bollocksing the Flash.

Fact check. Geoff Johns wrote Wally out in IC and Dan Didio made Bart Allen the Flash. The series was terrible and Dan had Bart killed in an ugly, gruesome death in Countdown. Dan than picked Mark Waid with assurances that he would be hands off. He wasn't and Waid quit. The Didiot than put a series of D and F list artist and writers on the book for two years. Let's be real, Geoff Johns and Dan Didio helped drive the Flash into the ground so they could bring Barry Allen back.

* At the 54 minute mark, Ethan gets a phone call and from there to the 58 minute mark is dead air! great broadcasting.

* I'll save myself time. Ethan takes credit for everything, peacocks, and other shit I don't care about.

Cecilfaggot

Cecil has now put out a statue. Of himself. Yeah.


I'm more horrified people will buy this thing...

DougTennapelhugefaggot

Doug is continued to post videos about Trump, losing, and general gay election bullshit.


One of his videos 'nevertrumpers are never winners' is funny because Trump lost last I checked.

CGtube sucks, but hey. I'm still waiting on Tittygate!

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The people deserve to know! Fake? Real?
 
5t3n0g0ph3r said:
And, perhaps for the first time (maybe only time?), Null featured something from this thread on the main page and that was @PocketJacks being exposed as a cuck (much to the detriment to many CG detractors, but funny to Kiwis).
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I've mentioned this a number of times in the past. It was indeed the only time, IIRC.

It's not hard to see why. This thread is awash with autism and deep dives into autism, but the Preston thing was beautifully simplistic.

Objectively, Preston is the biggest cow in the CG sphere, because he's the one that everybody can instantly recognize as a cow without having to read a wall of text first. Zack, Liam, WC, etc., ain't got shit on that.

jspit2.0 said:
Doug is continued to post videos about Trump, losing, and general gay election bullshit.


One of his videos 'nevertrumpers are never winners' is funny because Trump lost last I checked.
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Let's be honest. Trump is a personality cult.

It's over. All that's left is the losers making asses out of themselves. Doug included.
 
Analog Devolved said:
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You're 100% right! People in CG hate that Nigger lives matter SJW bullshit. Which is why you and fellow jersey shore sleazebag Nick Barruci of Dynamite comics got the shocker when everyone realized you were shitting on Vox Day while paying for antifa bail bonds and promoting nigger chimpouts.

Ask Nick Barruci what he thinks of BLM. You were too busy hooking up your buddies with quid pro quo Dynamite gigs and screwing over your critics and missed the forest for the trees...
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Some of you anti-CG'ers here might want to put the clamps on these retards in your midst. Saying "Gaterz are fagz" once a day is going to start looking a bit curious when your boy is spouting this Q-anon craziness.

Also, you sounds like a 13 year-old in a Call of Duty lobby with all those "nigger" drops. Take your fucking meds before you post next time.

Faggot.
 
Starscreams Cape said:
Some of you anti-CG'ers here might want to put the clamps on these retards in your midst. Saying "Gaterz are fagz" once a day is going to start looking a bit curious when your boy is spouting this Q-anon craziness.

Also, you sounds like a 13 year-old in a Call of Duty lobby with all those "nigger" drops. Take your fucking meds before you post next time.

Faggot.
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Lol you quoted me hoping for some kind of slapfight but truth be told I don't really care.

If you don't like my post just ignore it or rate it dumb, whatever.
I agree and disagree with a lot of people, does that make me part of their club? No. That kind of narrow binary thinking is the true nigger shit.

Anyway a very important question has arisen.
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Which version? I like the top version better and here's why.
The ALL CAPS chest logo looks cool and the salamandroid drawing is pretty bad ass. I'd actually wear this. Made in the USA and overall a solid shirt.

I like the bottom shirt too. My main problem with it is "Salamandroid" on the back. So on the top one we know what a salamandroid is, there's the picture of one. But if you're wearing the bottom one "what is a salathing" is going to come up a lot. The arm sleeve all caps logo is in a good spot.

What would be BETTER is "salamandroid" written on the sleeve or the pocket with the picture on the front and the company logo on the upper back.
Also no sleeve name no one can pronounce. I don't wanna be buying 40's at the Bodega and have some rando ask me what "dadurahn rahn" means. Just leave it a cool ass picture and a logo.
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Option D "kiwi variant". I'd buy this.

Starscreams Cape said:
Some of you anti-CG'ers here might want to put the clamps on these retards in your midst. Saying "Gaterz are fagz" once a day is going to start looking a bit curious when your boy is spouting this Q-anon craziness.

Also, you sounds like a 13 year-old in a Call of Duty lobby with all those "nigger" drops. Take your fucking meds before you post next time.

Faggot.
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Lol you quoted me hoping for some kind of slapfight but truth be told I don't really care.

If you don't like my post just ignore it or rate it dumb, whatever.
I agree and disagree with a lot of people, does that make me part of their club? No. That kind of narrow binary thinking is the true nigger shit.

Anyway a very important question has arisen.
20210516_075928.jpg

Which version? I like the top version better and here's why.
The ALL CAPS chest logo looks cool and the salamandroid drawing is pretty bad ass. I'd actually wear this. Made in the USA and overall a solid shirt.

I like the bottom shirt too. My main problem with it is "Salamandroid" on the back. So on the top one we know what a salamandroid is, there's the picture of one. But if you're wearing the bottom one "what is a salathing" is going to come up a lot. The arm sleeve all caps logo is in a good spot.

What would be BETTER is "salamandroid" written on the sleeve or the pocket with the picture on the front and the company logo on the upper back.
Also no sleeve name no one can pronounce. I don't wanna be buying 40's at the Bodega and have some rando ask me what "dadurahn rahn" means. Just leave it a cool ass picture and a logo.
optiond.jpg
Option D "kiwi variant". I'd buy this.

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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Umm...I've made it known that I don't support doug fallen into the q stuff, but at least his books come out on a timely manner.
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He was stupidly referring to me. I'm not Doug Ernst 😉😉
My job at the paper..I mean Bodega means I can't openly support retarded conspiracies about Trump, only faggot tier conspiracies about Ethan.
 
Newman's Own said:
Doug Ernst on OAN.

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Tipping Point - Chris Boyle Interviews Douglas Ernst on The Culture War in the Comic Book Industry

Chris Boyle Interviews Douglas Ernst on The Culture War in the Comic Book Industry
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Given that a huge chunk of OAN's audience are evangelical Christian boomers who consider Fox News too liberal, seemed a bit odd (to me, at any rate) for him to praise Tim Lim the way he did in that clip.

I mean....
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

seems like something a lot of OAN viewers would have issues with, doesn't it? The tatoos of Navy 1911s (I think?) pointing at the cooch are never not gonna be kind of amusing, NGL. Just not what I think of when I think of OAN and what they're trying to be in the broadcast space.

edit: added "private" tags to be on the safe side. Not sure they're warranted, but better safe than sorry.
 
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Elwood P. Dowd said:
Given that a huge chunk of OAN's audience are evangelical Christian boomers who consider Fox News too liberal, seemed a bit odd (to me, at any rate) for him to praise Tim Lim the way he did in that clip.

I mean....
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

seems like something a lot of OAN viewers would have issues with, doesn't it? The tatoos of Navy 1911s (I think?) pointing at the cooch are never not gonna be kind of amusing, NGL. Just not what I think of when I think of OAN and what they're trying to be in the broadcast space.

edit: added "private" tags to be on the safe side. Not sure they're warranted, but better safe than sorry.
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It's a Beretta M9, the military doesn't use 1911's anymore. Most people are issued Sig's now.

From what I understand private tags are only for OP's. I was confused about it at first too. Artwork like that just needs a regular spoiler.

Most of the Qboomers that watch OAN -barely- understand how to use the internet and would never find NSFW artwork on their own.

Those type gun tattoos are surprisingly common, the art itself is pretty cool and drawing tattoos tends to be extremely hard.
 
Some minor updates:

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The Griftlords (Nerdrotic, Midnight's Edge) of the Fandom Menace have agreed upon a media blackout regarding their crazy thot rebellion. As a result there's very little to report on this and that will continue to be so until they are forced to acknowledge the situation. Only the lower ranking Fandom Rejects who nobody can be bothered to hand backroom marching orders to like Stephen Walton the "Fandom Menace Historian" (who has rebranded himself "Lodonis Ravenwolfe of Rogue Entertainment" after his disastrous spergout against Frog) are getting into sped slapfights, accusing the move to get themselves blacklisted from the biggest Fandom Menace shows as being part of an "opportunistic clout chase maneuver". And while these girls may be out, more mercenary thots like Puerto Rican La Reina and CG's own Mandy Summers are moving to fill the vacuum left behind on Tom Connors' Toxic Femininity show.



Deadwood Dale (who has rebranded himsef as the more badass-sounding "Agent of Chaos") in this now unlisted livestream tried to start his own mini-JACK show of drunken comedy. Bundling himself like the Invisible Man lest he get doxed like the very important individual he is, sets himself off with two dependable degenerates in Justin "J-Money" McClure and Finatra, set off to peddle his 10 second "classic" Jon Malin impersonation for hours. Jon Malin actuallydid actually show up in the chat but after multiple minutes of shameless begging from Dale to "um yeah come on my stream guys grab an oar guys um yeah", Malin was seen later in an even more obscure Comicsgate chillstream talking about fucking sandwiches.
Dale then proceeded to pass out while on air on camera like a complete lightweight, leaving several hours of dead air.
 
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Mister Dongs said:
Some minor updates:

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The Griftlords (Nerdrotic, Midnight's Edge) of the Fandom Menace have agreed upon a media blackout regarding their crazy thot rebellion. As a result there's very little to report on this and that will continue to be so until they are forced to acknowledge the situation. Only the lower ranking Fandom Rejects who nobody can be bothered to hand backroom marching orders to like Stephen Walton the "Fandom Menace Historian" are getting into sped slapfights, accusing the move to get themselves blacklisted from the biggest Fandom Menace shows as being part of an "opportunistic clout chase maneuver". And while these girls may be out, more mercenary thots like Puerto Rican La Reina and CG's own Mandy Summers are moving to fill the vacuum left behind on Tom Connors' Toxic Femininity show.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=N-Vwhj4aDWs
Deadwood Dale (who has rebranded himsef as the more badass-sounding "Agent of Chaos") in this now unlisted livestream tried to start his own mini-JACK show of drunken comedy. Bundling himself like the Invisible Man lest he get doxed like the very important individual he is, sets himself off with two dependable degenerates in Justin "J-Money" McClure and Finatra, set off to peddle his 10 second "classic" Jon Malin impersonation for hours. Jon Malin actuallydid actually show up in the chat but after multiple minutes of shameless begging from Dale to "um yeah come on my stream guys grab an oar guys um yeah", Malin was seen later in an even more obscure Comicsgate chillstream talking about fucking sandwiches.
Dale then proceeded to pass out while on air on camera like a complete lightweight, leaving several hours of dead air.
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I wish I logged in a few days ago to see this dumpster fire from the Fandom Menace in action. :story:
They're acting EXACTLY like the people they criticize the most.
 
Mister Dongs said:
The Griftlords (Nerdrotic, Midnight's Edge) of the Fandom Menace have agreed upon a media blackout regarding their crazy thot rebellion.
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The gals in question doing nothing but four hour streams nobody watches aren't doing much to advance their own cause. FWIW, as best I can tell they're on the receiving end of some retarded trolling that amounts to nothing and that's it, though I guess I could be wrong since I'm not watching those streams either.

BTW, is Jessi Milestone still dating the WorldClassBullShitters guy? Even he seems to be staying out of it, at least on his main twitter account and channel, dunno if he has others. FWIW, lost interest in him a long time ago. His content pretty much the most tedious thing I've ever seen on YouTube.
 
Elwood P. Dowd said:
The gals in question doing nothing but four hour streams nobody watches aren't doing much to advance their own cause. FWIW, as best I can tell they're on the receiving end of some retarded trolling that amounts to nothing and that's it, though I guess I could be wrong since I'm not watching those streams either.

BTW, is Jessi Milestone still dating the WorldClassBullShitters guy? Even he seems to be staying out of it, at least on his main twitter account and channel, dunno if he has others. FWIW, lost interest in him a long time ago. His content pretty much the most tedious thing I've ever seen on YouTube.
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all the people in that sphere are tedious as fuck right now.
 
LIAM GRAY of CON-quest Comics TREEHOUSE UPDATE: GOES TO A VIDEO STORE
- this is hilarious since he already took the video down on youtube
- *the video is not taken down apparently. his livestream before this was* sorry for the misinformation

 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
all the people in that sphere are tedious as fuck right now.
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They became tedious the day their leaders' approved form of action against nu-Star Wars became sending them lots of money "in support of the cause", Ever since then it's just been delusions of relevance from grifters like Doomcock and Jeremy Griggs and transparent attempts by the Griftlords to escape the dying Star Wars outrage circuilt and graft themselves onto greener fields like the Snyder cut fandom and the Batwoman series. A gradual transformation from whatever they were into a gaggle of e-celebs empty smuckling at whatever was on TV last week while collecting superchats. This is the first time anyone in the Fandom Menace has been interesting for a long, long time;

Although insane and stupid, MechaRandom42 isn't wrong when she describes herself as the Fandom Menace's own fat, stinky, deplorable Gina Carano - she offended a Fandom Menace gatekeeper and their reaction was to turn to the LucasFilm playbook they spent years railing against for instructions on how to handle the situation. Despite years of complaining about LucasFilms' actions for a living, they couldn't even come up with an answer for what they would have done differently if they were the ones in the driver's seat.
 
Mister Dongs said:
They became tedious the day their leaders' approved form of action against nu-Star Wars became sending them lots of money "in support of the cause", Ever since then it's just been delusions of relevance from grifters like Doomcock and Jeremy Griggs and transparent attempts by the Griftlords to escape the dying Star Wars outrage circuilt and graft themselves onto greener fields like the Snyder cut fandom and the Batwoman series. A gradual transformation from whatever they were into a gaggle of e-celebs empty smuckling at whatever was on TV last week while collecting superchats. This is the first time anyone in the Fandom Menace has been interesting for a long, long time;

Although insane and stupid, MechaRandom42 isn't wrong when she describes herself as the Fandom Menace's own fat, stinky, deplorable Gina Carano - she offended a Fandom Menace gatekeeper and their reaction was to turn to the LucasFilm playbook they spent years railing against for instructions on how to handle the situation. Despite years of complaining about LucasFilms' actions for a living, they couldn't even come up with an answer for what they would have done differently if they were the ones in the driver's seat.
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I was sitting around last night eating pizza with my girlfriends husband and I asked him if he knew what was going on with the Fandom menace.
He didn't know. The pizza was bomb though.
 
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