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REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL DESIRES: Richard has LOST another 100 Subscribers. He is losing approximately 100 Subscribers every 10 ten days.
I guess he likes black people again because he discovered blacks like daredevil? His husbando.
He was really about to kill himself because he couldn't priate comics anymore.
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After everything leading up to today, and everyone knowing how astroturfed and performative his controversies he tries to make are he needs to learn to STFU at this point in time. No nonsense he came up with has done any damage to ANYTHING Rippa related, and the only thing he looks like now is a whiny little jealous ankle biter. Remember when his dumbass tried to complain about Bloodruth #1 with that creative choice that didn't work out trying to say he was ripping his customers off knowingly selling a misprint? Or the time he tried to say that Blue Shift was a copyright violation of another character called that because he tried to say they were too similar even BEFORE it came out? And don't even get me started on how he tried to make the Isom plot or Horseman plot more confusing than it actually was to anyone normal, or that brain rotting outrage over that $5 sale that lasted only a week.
Also outside his brain dead audience, nobody even likes the guy or even wants anything to do with him.... That's why he gets made fun of now or ignored by everyone.
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How has no one done a video on just
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Cross-post from the Kino Casino thread
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Same reason no one really slammed the Quarterpounder until now, he's so boring that people can't be bothered to look into his nonsense unless he does something really retarded
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So your saying it's a matter of time?
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It would take a lot on Meyer's part to make it happen at this point. CG has become very irrelevant and he's doing his best to shrink his remaining audience as small as he can to make the perfect hugbox. Even a lot of the old regulars from this thread have gotten bored. You would need a channel like Kino Casino or Mikey deciding to give him some attention to get a decent amount of new eyes on him.
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You either get busy living or get Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach, and oh, it's this audio is probably really bad. Okay, got kind of windy just as I started recording. So I recorded a Perch reaction video yesterday, and then I just deleted it because I was just like, um, honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of myself.
I'm 52, I really think it's time to wrap it up. When I say like, don't listen to old man, I'm not really giving an exception to me. There are so many people in their 20s, 30s, who have started comics TikTok accounts, and they're doing really good.
What is what is that one YouTube channel? It's a female YouTuber. It's like, I think it's time for you to read some comics right now or something like that. She always has like a pink background.
She's good. I mean, literally hundreds of people on TikTok are doing amazing things. So I was like, I think it's number one time to start wrapping things up.
I think the 10 year anniversary is a good my OCD that that's very pleasing to me like, okay, that's coming up next year. But also like, you don't need like, just like, I don't agree. But um, I think I hate Perch's remake idea for Cloak & Dagger more than I hate the Taliban or Al Qaeda.
I was actually joking with myself, which I do a lot and I find myself quite funny sometimes of if you got like an OCD president, and he just be he's he's like, I don't like how Al Qaeda is like spelled different ways and it's pronounced different ways like this is the way we spell it and this is the way we say it and it's just stuff like that. But so he's talking about Cloak & Dagger, who is nobody's favorite duo or characters. As I used to say about SJWs, when they say they love a character, it means they heard them.
Nobody loves Cloak & Dagger. The people who invented Cloak & Dagger, which I believe was Bill Maitlow and Rick Leonardi. They don't love Cloak & Dagger because Cloak & Dagger sucks.
And that's what's great about them. So Perch, he runs through this kind of, it's almost like, you know, under new management, like he's really trying to help them. But it's the equivalent of taking a janitor and putting him through one of those like corporate leadership training programs to make him like the next CEO.
He's basically power scaling them, but also like trying to get them to like hobnob and network. He's like, here's the deal. You need to stop with all these drug dealers.
You need to have flashy villains and you need to hang out with the Avengers and the Fantastic Four. No. When characters suck, you just need to just marinate in it.
Just find someone who understands that Cloak & Dagger are these weird, grimy characters. They're basically trafficked. It's a super depressing concept.
They get their powers from drugs. They're clearly homeless. Like it's sad.
Them hanging out with the Avengers is just like two junkies, you know, which they basically are. Even if they're not junkies, they're symbolically junkies. It's funny.
I might remember to put at the beginning of this video, it's like this terrible rap song. I guess it was viral a couple of years ago. I just found out about it.
My buddy sent it to me and I was like, this is like, if you found out your mom was on meth and that wasn't like the worst thing that happened to her, it was just like, it's like this middle aged woman rapping and it's really bad, but like the hook is actually kind of fire. It's like da da da da da da da party all the time. It's bad.
It's really bad. I'll probably forget. Um, but when something sucks, you don't know, you don't be like, Oh, we need sparkles on everything.
We need to razzmatazz it up. No, you need to find someone who can write that like grimy, depressing street story and then find an artist who can, you know, make that compelling. The idea that everyone needs to be on the Avengers and that's what success is.
I mean, it's funny to me as a middle aged man, because the Avengers sucked. Whenever anyone talks about the Avengers, like it's like, it's like this ultimate goal. I was like, do you remember when like they went like a year with like a character called the forgotten one.
He was kind of like Hercules if everyone forgot who Hercules was, but not because of a spell. Just they just kind of forgot about him cause he kind of sucked. Like that was it.
It's like Cersei and the forgotten one. And Tom Palmer inking John Buscema and Tom Palmer makes everything look like it's made out of lava or just kind of vaguely sweaty. Um, no, no, you don't, you don't put the janitor in the, you know, the, the professional management training seminar.
You just, you know, make him a good janitor. Not everyone has to be on the Avengers. I was actually, I actually cracked up a friend.
I did this whole routine about how, remember like when you'd have like the infinity gauntlet, those like Jim Starlin, Ron Lim miniseries from the early nineties and they'd have like all the, whatever it was like the current crop of Marvel superheroes, which is weird cause you'd get like alpha flight when Pat Broderick was drawing it and it's like Vindicator had like a weird costume. Um, and you're like, Oh yeah, totally forgot about that. Oh, I forgot.
I forgot that the Larry Strowman X factor costumes only looked good when they were drawn by Larry Strowman. They looked like ass from everyone else. Um, but I'd always cracked me up when they would have those, it's like all the heroes are here and they need to have just like Daredevil just hanging out in the background.
You know, two things, three things, you know, he felt awkward. Um, I also feel like there's a smell to Daredevil, not body odor, not musk. It's the smell of New York city.
It's concrete and asphalt and a lot of these roofs, roofs, they have tar on them, you know? So it's just like this paper with tar holding it down. Um, and he's just dirty. Like I was even saying, like he should have a Brown costume that's actually red, but it's just Brown from all of the dirt and he just doesn't like, we don't need him.
You know, it's like, Oh, Daredevil's in charge of the Avengers. Like I think there's only been one time a crossover or event ever revolved around Daredevil and it was a devil's reign, which was actually really good. I think I have one more issue left.
Thank God the pirate sites are back. That being said, I made an offer to pay for all the books I pirate and nobody took me up on it. I feel like I did my part, but I'm going to keep trying.
I think I'm going to get to the end of the, uh, the month. And since I do these like thumbs up, thumbs down for all the books I read that month, it'll be pretty easy to just go tabulate. Oh, I read, you know, whatever.
30 books, $5 a piece. It'd be like, there's no comic book store out there that just wants $150 for nothing, for doing nothing, for free. Um, but yeah, like it, Oh, it bothered me so much.
I made it to the end of the video, but I was just like screaming like, no, no, they don't need to be fighting, you know, whatever Magneto. And that doesn't make them better. They suck.
Let them just marinate in their suckiness and find someone who, you know, knows how to make that work. Also, not everyone has to be like top 10. You know, I just talked about that with Daredevil.
One of the greatest things about Daredevil is he never got that popular. So they're never like, Oh, we need, we need to sell a playset of his base. So give him a base, you know, and, and give him a car and a dog and a sidekick and, you know, have him travel through time.
Like, no, it's like, here's Daredevil. Don't fuck it up. If you do a good job, we'll let you stay like two to four years.
If you don't do that great of a job, we'll pull you like in a year or two. Actually, it'd probably be like two years. But yeah, no, this is not the goal.
It's like, it's, it's one of the local colleges here is getting desperate because it's one of those big colleges. And like people finally, Americans have finally like broken free of the idea. It's like, I'm only successful if I go to college and get a degree.
Like most degrees are just a complete waste of time. Go to a trade school, you know, take a coding bootcamp. Fuck.
I would, I would say this is a made up number, so it doesn't matter what it is. At least half of college degrees are completely fucking useless. And that's what I would say for this plan of like, we need to, we need more razzmatazz and we need a power scale and we need to get you on the Avengers.
It's like, no, you suck. Just suck better. I would say that would be my advice.
Suck better. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for watching.
Bye.
[SPOILER/]
I'm 52, I really think it's time to wrap it up. When I say like, don't listen to old man, I'm not really giving an exception to me. There are so many people in their 20s, 30s, who have started comics TikTok accounts, and they're doing really good.
What is what is that one YouTube channel? It's a female YouTuber. It's like, I think it's time for you to read some comics right now or something like that. She always has like a pink background.
She's good. I mean, literally hundreds of people on TikTok are doing amazing things. So I was like, I think it's number one time to start wrapping things up.
I think the 10 year anniversary is a good my OCD that that's very pleasing to me like, okay, that's coming up next year. But also like, you don't need like, just like, I don't agree. But um, I think I hate Perch's remake idea for Cloak & Dagger more than I hate the Taliban or Al Qaeda.
I was actually joking with myself, which I do a lot and I find myself quite funny sometimes of if you got like an OCD president, and he just be he's he's like, I don't like how Al Qaeda is like spelled different ways and it's pronounced different ways like this is the way we spell it and this is the way we say it and it's just stuff like that. But so he's talking about Cloak & Dagger, who is nobody's favorite duo or characters. As I used to say about SJWs, when they say they love a character, it means they heard them.
Nobody loves Cloak & Dagger. The people who invented Cloak & Dagger, which I believe was Bill Maitlow and Rick Leonardi. They don't love Cloak & Dagger because Cloak & Dagger sucks.
And that's what's great about them. So Perch, he runs through this kind of, it's almost like, you know, under new management, like he's really trying to help them. But it's the equivalent of taking a janitor and putting him through one of those like corporate leadership training programs to make him like the next CEO.
He's basically power scaling them, but also like trying to get them to like hobnob and network. He's like, here's the deal. You need to stop with all these drug dealers.
You need to have flashy villains and you need to hang out with the Avengers and the Fantastic Four. No. When characters suck, you just need to just marinate in it.
Just find someone who understands that Cloak & Dagger are these weird, grimy characters. They're basically trafficked. It's a super depressing concept.
They get their powers from drugs. They're clearly homeless. Like it's sad.
Them hanging out with the Avengers is just like two junkies, you know, which they basically are. Even if they're not junkies, they're symbolically junkies. It's funny.
I might remember to put at the beginning of this video, it's like this terrible rap song. I guess it was viral a couple of years ago. I just found out about it.
My buddy sent it to me and I was like, this is like, if you found out your mom was on meth and that wasn't like the worst thing that happened to her, it was just like, it's like this middle aged woman rapping and it's really bad, but like the hook is actually kind of fire. It's like da da da da da da da party all the time. It's bad.
It's really bad. I'll probably forget. Um, but when something sucks, you don't know, you don't be like, Oh, we need sparkles on everything.
We need to razzmatazz it up. No, you need to find someone who can write that like grimy, depressing street story and then find an artist who can, you know, make that compelling. The idea that everyone needs to be on the Avengers and that's what success is.
I mean, it's funny to me as a middle aged man, because the Avengers sucked. Whenever anyone talks about the Avengers, like it's like, it's like this ultimate goal. I was like, do you remember when like they went like a year with like a character called the forgotten one.
He was kind of like Hercules if everyone forgot who Hercules was, but not because of a spell. Just they just kind of forgot about him cause he kind of sucked. Like that was it.
It's like Cersei and the forgotten one. And Tom Palmer inking John Buscema and Tom Palmer makes everything look like it's made out of lava or just kind of vaguely sweaty. Um, no, no, you don't, you don't put the janitor in the, you know, the, the professional management training seminar.
You just, you know, make him a good janitor. Not everyone has to be on the Avengers. I was actually, I actually cracked up a friend.
I did this whole routine about how, remember like when you'd have like the infinity gauntlet, those like Jim Starlin, Ron Lim miniseries from the early nineties and they'd have like all the, whatever it was like the current crop of Marvel superheroes, which is weird cause you'd get like alpha flight when Pat Broderick was drawing it and it's like Vindicator had like a weird costume. Um, and you're like, Oh yeah, totally forgot about that. Oh, I forgot.
I forgot that the Larry Strowman X factor costumes only looked good when they were drawn by Larry Strowman. They looked like ass from everyone else. Um, but I'd always cracked me up when they would have those, it's like all the heroes are here and they need to have just like Daredevil just hanging out in the background.
You know, two things, three things, you know, he felt awkward. Um, I also feel like there's a smell to Daredevil, not body odor, not musk. It's the smell of New York city.
It's concrete and asphalt and a lot of these roofs, roofs, they have tar on them, you know? So it's just like this paper with tar holding it down. Um, and he's just dirty. Like I was even saying, like he should have a Brown costume that's actually red, but it's just Brown from all of the dirt and he just doesn't like, we don't need him.
You know, it's like, Oh, Daredevil's in charge of the Avengers. Like I think there's only been one time a crossover or event ever revolved around Daredevil and it was a devil's reign, which was actually really good. I think I have one more issue left.
Thank God the pirate sites are back. That being said, I made an offer to pay for all the books I pirate and nobody took me up on it. I feel like I did my part, but I'm going to keep trying.
I think I'm going to get to the end of the, uh, the month. And since I do these like thumbs up, thumbs down for all the books I read that month, it'll be pretty easy to just go tabulate. Oh, I read, you know, whatever.
30 books, $5 a piece. It'd be like, there's no comic book store out there that just wants $150 for nothing, for doing nothing, for free. Um, but yeah, like it, Oh, it bothered me so much.
I made it to the end of the video, but I was just like screaming like, no, no, they don't need to be fighting, you know, whatever Magneto. And that doesn't make them better. They suck.
Let them just marinate in their suckiness and find someone who, you know, knows how to make that work. Also, not everyone has to be like top 10. You know, I just talked about that with Daredevil.
One of the greatest things about Daredevil is he never got that popular. So they're never like, Oh, we need, we need to sell a playset of his base. So give him a base, you know, and, and give him a car and a dog and a sidekick and, you know, have him travel through time.
Like, no, it's like, here's Daredevil. Don't fuck it up. If you do a good job, we'll let you stay like two to four years.
If you don't do that great of a job, we'll pull you like in a year or two. Actually, it'd probably be like two years. But yeah, no, this is not the goal.
It's like, it's, it's one of the local colleges here is getting desperate because it's one of those big colleges. And like people finally, Americans have finally like broken free of the idea. It's like, I'm only successful if I go to college and get a degree.
Like most degrees are just a complete waste of time. Go to a trade school, you know, take a coding bootcamp. Fuck.
I would, I would say this is a made up number, so it doesn't matter what it is. At least half of college degrees are completely fucking useless. And that's what I would say for this plan of like, we need to, we need more razzmatazz and we need a power scale and we need to get you on the Avengers.
It's like, no, you suck. Just suck better. I would say that would be my advice.
Suck better. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for watching.
Bye.
[SPOILER/]
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I honestly wish they would just because Zack is the type of cow who really gets going when the spotlight is on him. Anytime he gets a little attention, he freaks out and starts deleting everything.
If he got flooded with attention from something like Kino Casino, I could only imagine the meltdown. You can only shadowban so many comments so fast.
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That is the Gayest Title he could've given the video.
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MisterCH 86
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Honestly that's probably a good thing for HER. I don't know ANYONE NORMAL that would want an immature faggot like HIM, man or woman.Too bad he's gay tho
Edgeymcedgename
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Reminder that the faggot that's spewing this shit is the mastermind behind such timeless characters as.......Hellpriest.......Knifehands and
This nigger has no room to talk.
Miniluv
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This idiot thought he could just pay a local comic shop $150 as penance for pirating years worth of comics and gets upset when the staff looks at him like a fucking retard. The fucking syphilis brain lesions must be absolutely singing to him these days. Un goddamn believable.
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Why does Tardy Zack act like July's business is crumbling when his own career is basically soiled toilet paper at this point? Is he making these things to convince himself that he still has a chance to bounce back? And he only has himself to blame for that.
I doubt Kino Casino will care about putting Zack under the spotlight. If they really decide to look at the clogged toilet bowl that is Comicsgate today, a far more obvious target will be the fat fuck EVS - more recognizable, more documented hypocrisy and lies, and the infamous urinal licking.
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It is BECAUSE his own career is soiled.
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I’m not sure why you guys like Kino Casino so much. Just looking at these guys I’m thinking that their hard drives need to be checked. Thouroughly.
Like when they thought they had a gotcha moment when they saw that the Quartering had a fireball on stream and likened it to DSP getting caught jerking off. I can’t take these guys seriously.