Nassar had a stream.
Holy hell this was a long one, over five hours!
-Nassar has taken to calling our local Boudica, she of the raging tits, a fleabag. It's a little cringe and forced. Cryfag lurked in the chat pot stirring. Apparently he can't livestream on Sundays, but trolling is all good. The stream continues in this fashion for a while and is fairly underwhelming, with the new convert Nassar calling out for Papa Ethan numerous times.
-Hearing the poor lamb's cries, anti CG wolves begin to descend on the chat in the form of former War Campaigners. Panboy is among there number. The chat is desperate to hear from Pan and after begging, finally, Smug Frieza's bitch enters the stage at 2:47.
-Panboy is mostly boring, except when the farms come up. Then his voice seethes. Pan acts as if he hasn't been watching everything happening in CG. Never one to miss an opportunity, our noble Mr. Dongs asks if Ro has yet to make love to his Queen and then reminds Pan that WC voluntarily left the glorious light of the human lamp or whatever'. Honestly the chats better than allot of the livestream to this point.
-Papa Ethan, perhaps disturbed by fledging Nassar's cries, begins to troll Panboy from the chat. Panboy, bitch that he is, spergs that Frog won't be laughing when he leaks some DMs. Dong's asks which comes first, Vestige 2 or DMs? Pan replies he doesn't know...
-Pan finally leaves at 3:15 back to the darkness that is the world outside of CG and after Nassar calls out for him some more, Papa Ethan enters to give his flock the good word of Comicsgate at 3:36.
-TestifyHD in the chat begins his campaign to join in the pulpit. Nassar is shocked as in a CG miracle, Testify has found his way into the private back room and Nassar, rather than being amazed at this, bans Testify.
-Papa Ethan doesn't seem interested in calling an old woman obsessed with him a fleabag. Perhaps he senses that our Boudica isn't interesting enough to be a good object of ridicule like his former buttmonkey Miller and instead pivots to talking about Testify. At 3:43, Papa Ethan warns young Nassar of Testify, alleging it was he who 'blew up' the dreaded black dragon of War Campaign Now, I don't know about you, fine Kiwis, but I was under the impression WC blew themselves up, after which Yusha and Smug pissed a little on the ashes.
-His Holiness leaves at 3:45 after warning that he is intimidated by Testify and Nassar should be as well. Nassar pays heed to his glorious leader, unbans Testify, and reluctantly accepts him into CG's bosom. This is, in fact, what everyone should do in the face of extortion and blackmail. Give in.
-Testify joins the stream at 3:52. He opens up his sermon by calling Nassar an idiot and says that Nassar told him how to get verified here (Thanks allot Nassar). Testify claims that he leads that all important subset of paypiggy, the Whale! Testify yells allot, and is awkward. Nassar, horrified to find someone worse at interaction than him casts Testify out into the darkness at 4:01. Nassty, c'mon...remember what I posted about reality tv and tubing?
-Papa Ethan reenters the stream around 4:03. His Holiness relates that he has excommunicated Testify. However, the amphibious one is not without compassion. He confirms that Testify has all the Whale piggies and due to this, Papa Ethan has given TestifyHD a way out of his GayFrogExile. He must break Mike S Miller on the rack of Amphibian love. Once reborn and returned to his proper place as buttmonkey, the wayward gaylord may return to the light of Comicsgate. Testify has promised that he will break Miller by Tuesday. Papa Ethan shames Miller for denying the message of God to submit himself to Papa Ethan's 'love.' For whatever reason, Papa Ethan's blasphemy doesn't appear to convince Miller.
-Papa Ethan leaves with a last benediction for Testify. Bring him a broken Miller or forever wander in darkness! Testify then returns. He expresses his desperation. Nassar points him to Miller. Testify is horrified. The book of Malin clearly states, 'thou shalt not disturb the nutty Japanese cartoonist on his day of rest.' He will instead properly troll him at 12:01 like a good CGer should. This rare moment of lucidity does not last. Testify proceeds to yell and rant after having reflected in the holy love of the Frog and CG. Inside Testify's insane rants, he actually has a point. You build an entertaining show and attract people. You shill
after you build the entertainment and only once you've entertained people. The spirit of CG man.
-Nassar kicks Testify off again at 4:12 and starts whining that he hates Testify. At 4:19 Nassar is moved by the spirit of CG to than puts Testify
back on the stream. Testify is still being moved by his inner CG to scream until barely five minutes later Nassar kicks him again. Perhaps overwhelmed by the strong waves of fervor, Edwin Boyette enters the stream to plead for Papa Ethan to have mercy on fledging Nassar. Edwin provides legal wisdom, advising Nassar to take out a lien. Why Boyette has wandered back to CG? It's ways are mysterious.
-One person suggests Rackets. Always faithful, Mr Dongs informs them that as a lawyer and therefore not completely retarded, Racket's encounter with
@Tyne left him so scarred as to be unwilling to bask in the warm glow of CG. The video turns to more Nassar/Donal soap. Edwin, perhaps having bathed in religious zeal for so long gaining him immunity, confesses that he is happy to be done with CG and is only listening briefly to Nassar, far more enjoying his political activism. Perhaps sensing the Jesus levels going through the roof, the vile deceiver Dougworm TenNapel appears to taunt Nassar from the chat before disappearing, no doubt to steal children's candy. Shane Davis, moved to support his fellow CG artist, announces that he will proudly work with Donald.
-After this long trainwreck, Testify again finds his way on screen at 4:46. He waits seconds before calling Nassar an idiot for insulting someone. The power of CG may compel, but it apparently lacks irony. The stream meanders, before thankfully ending.