Coffee vs. Tea - Which is superior?

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Let's settle this, once and for all: which is the superior drink?

Coffee pros:

• Drunk by real Americans!
• Comes in K-Cup, raw, and instant form
• Fancy coffee mugs

Coffee cons:

• Drunk by real Americans
• Tastes like wood polish
• Needs its own dedicated machine

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Tea pros:

• Doesn't need a machine
• Good for cough, cold, or croup
• Not drunk by niggers

Tea cons:

• Drunk by the British
• Needs gay little cups
• "Teabagging" doesn't just refer to making tea

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Well, Kiwi Farms? Which is the superior drink?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Tea is THE relaxing drink, great for those night time snuggles where you just wanna stay in bed and binge watch shows till you pass out.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

1 tsp coffee grounds
1 1/2 tsp dried tea leaves
Hot water
1/2 tsp salt

Real man's drink
Buon appetito

 

[Whatevermancer]

I drink tea, coffee and energy drinks. Get on my level.

 

[Spud]

Coffee cons:

Comes from africa.

 

[Not a bee]

... i like both

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

What, no cocaine option?

By the way, American coffee is awful, just like British tea. Ask an Italian how to make a good coffee.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Currently drinking peppermint tea with 4 drops of honey. Tea is superior but drink whatever tf you want.

Comes in K-Cup, raw, and instant form

This "coffee" is what made me swear off coffee altogether.

That and every girlfriend I've ever had constantly trying to get me to like Starbucks (so that I will take them there more than once a day).

Needs gay little cups

I drink mine out of a plain white coffee mug.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Caffeine pills, washed down with either water or some juice.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I drink tea faggots with milk and sometimes contains caffeine. But man the herbal teas has gotten far better meanwhile coffee has gotten worse.
Come at me and fight me faggots reeeee

 

[oldTireWater]

Instant coffee with cold water in a liter bottle. I started doing it out of necessity, but I've come to enjoy it.

Tea is good but regular coffee is best.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I like both.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Comes from africa.

Comes from all over the world. Ethiopia has some good shit, though.

https://www.fazendacoffee.com/products/reserve-ethiopia-misty-valley

Those tasting notes are real, btw. It’s a light roast because the darker the roast, you lose the fruit flavors and everything tends towards toffee, malt, chocolate, etc.

As long as westerners are exploiting and colonizing the coffee-bearing areas, it’s ok.

On the other hand, when you drink tea you’re sucking China’s dick.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I like both tea and coffee. I like coffee first thing in the morning. The rest of the day, I drink tea, Mate or black during the day and some kind of herbal, usually hawthorn or chamomile in the evening. I couldn't live with out both.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

good tea > good coffee > average coffee > average tea
Last time I was in NY, I got some fantastic Lao shan leaves. Some of the best green tea I've had. As for coffee, I'm quite satisfied with abusing my breakroom's Nespresso machine with Ralphs-brand Lungo pods.

 

[Muttley]

drink soda you soy faggots

 

[BirdUp]

drink water you soy faggots

ftfy

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Comes from all over the world. Ethiopia has some good shit, though.

https://www.fazendacoffee.com/products/reserve-ethiopia-misty-valley

Those tasting notes are real, btw. It’s a light roast because the darker the roast, you lose the fruit flavors and everything tends towards toffee, malt, chocolate, etc.

As long as westerners are exploiting and colonizing the coffee-bearing areas, it’s ok.

On the other hand, when you drink tea you’re sucking China’s dick.

There's good tea outside of China. Sri Lanka has some good shit. Even India, I guess.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

There's good tea outside of China. Sri Lanka has some good shit. Even India, I guess.

There is, but China considers themselves the progenitors of tea, and I’m petty enough not to want to validate them.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Tea for healing, coffee for focus.