Coffee makes me pee a lot.

[Just A Butt]

what's up with that?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Smoke more cigarettes with it then lil Mr Microbladder

 

[A-Stump]

It makes my pee smell like coffee

 

[theshitposter]

diabetus

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I drink at least 2 liters of coffee per day along with copious water, so I'm a fountain.

 

[break these cuffs]

Caffeine is a diuretic.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Diuresis increase like the smart man above says.
Make sure to have a diet with enough potassium and magnesium. And some salt. When you pee like this you also eliminate electrolytes that need replacing.

I drink at least 2 liters of coffee per day along with copious water, so I'm a fountain.

Do you have muscular cramping

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Trannies make me angry

 

[Crack Pipe Nationalist]

Smoke more cigarettes with it then lil Mr Microbladder

I take almost all of my pisses with a cigarette between my lips.

 

[The Pulverizer]

what's up with that?

Did Janeway spend most of her time pissing?

 

[Moths]

Caffiene make thing go faster
Caffiene absorbed by intestine, make go faster

Did Janeway spend most of her time pissing?

This is how most of her warcrimes were prevented

 

[Cats]

Did Janeway spend most of her time pissing?

"There's coffee in that nebula..."

*jettisons Tuvix out of the airlock and into the cold vacuum of space*

 

[Moths]

*jettisons Tuvix out of the airlock and into the cold vacuum of space*

If only my friend... if only

 

[SofondaCox]

I pee like a goddamn cocker spaniel these days, coffee or no.

Its gay and I hate it. Does this happen with males too? Or is this yet another fucking joy of the retarded female body so many lunatics think they want.

 

[MidUSA]

Caffeine is a diuretic.

Ackshually, i'm pretty sure the diuretic effects of the components of coffee is pretty neglable.

Coffee doesn't actually make you pee faster than the equivalent amount if water. You get the impression that it does because drinking coffee often coincides with times where you'll naturally pee. Shortly after waking up, after eating a meal, etc.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

It's more the amount of coffee as a function of time than anything else regarding the diuretic effect of its caffeine content and to a more limited extent, the tolerance one has to caffeine consumption relative to frequency of consumption. 3-5 cups of coffee over the entire day, and one is an habitual coffee drinker, the diuretic effect will be minimized. Same amount of coffee, same tolerance, consumed over just a few hours, you will be pissing like a race horse.

 

[DankSmoker]

I take almost all of my pisses with a cigarette between my lips.

Pretty convenient to ash in the toilet as long as you regularly clean it.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

First coffee of the day makes me piss and shit like crazy, which honestly isn't even a bad thing. Any more I have later during the day the effect is milder.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Develop a fetish and it won't be a problem anymore
Source: All the piss fetishist lolcows seem happy in their own piss i guess

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I take almost all of my pisses with a cigarette between my lips.

Which set of lips?