Cocaine scouts merit badge question

[Quantum Diabetes]

It’s freebase week and I’m trying to earn my “Richard Pryor” badge, so I really have to burn my face to get it?

 

[Dutch Courage]

I recommend going for the David Crosby badge instead.

 

[Phantom Shitter]

For me, it's the David Carradine badge.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I guess you could skip the self-immolation, but I don't think your troop Escobar would like that very much. Don't you ever want to get promoted from crack scout?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

If you're feeling ballsy, you could just go straight for the Pachino.

 

[I Love Beef]

There's the David Cassidy badge, but all that requires is to ride in a cab all night after bribing the driver and snorting blow, downing booze, and smoking weed all night in New York City. Too easy.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

There's the David Cassidy badge, but all that requires is to ride in a cab all night after bribing the driver and snorting blow, downing booze, and smoking weed all night in New York City. Too easy.

How do you get the “Andy Dick” badge?

 

[I Love Beef]

How do you get the “Andy Dick” badge?

You ruin someone's life with cocaine. I'd say like Phil Hartman's wife, but that is just too astronomical and all up to chance. Greater chance of promotion with it ending in a death or threat of prison time.

Another warning, it's a double edged badge. You'll probably get the shit kicked out of you just wearing it.