Clippy returns - as an emoji

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Microsoft's much-maligned mascot Clippy is coming back from the dead - but only as an emoji.

Clippy the paperclip was a simplistic virtual assistant who offered tips and advice to Microsoft Office users, from 1997 and until the mid-2000s.

Its constant pop-ups to suggest "help" with the simplest of tasks - such as writing a letter - annoyed many.

But Microsoft says it is now bringing back the design, for its modern Office products.

Clippy would replace the existing paperclip emoji in its Microsoft 365 products, including its cloud services and the modern, online version of Microsoft Office, the technology giant tweeted, but only it that tweet received 20,000 "likes" - and within hours, it had surpassed 100,000.

Other Microsoft accounts joined the marketing move, ahead of World Emoji Day, on 17 July, with the official Xbox account chiming in with: "Free Clippy!"

Later, a blog post from the company's design team revealed that the redesign was part of a wider move to turn all of the Microsoft emojis into more colourful 3D versions.

While doing the mass redesign, "we had to use this opportunity... so long flat, standard paperclip, and hello Clippy!" wrote art director Claire Anderson.

"Sure, we may use fewer paper clips today than we did in Clippy's heyday, but we couldn't resist the nostalgic pull."

Once the change is made, any time a user types the paperclip emoji, 📎, in Microsoft products, it will appear as Clippy.

But on other devices, such as Apple or Google smartphones, it will still look like a regular paperclip.

The Unicode Consortium approved a paperclip emoji as a standard character in 2015 - but each individual software-maker can choose the graphics it uses to display these.

In 2016, for example, after a series of US shootings, Apple changed its version of the gun emoji to a toy water pistol, prompting other large technology companies to follow suit.

The original Clippy was "retired" in 2001, with the launch of Office XP, disappearing from screens as it was switched off by default, and removed entirely a few years later.

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Image Caption: Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates presents Clippy with a retirement gift, a human-sized Office XP T-shirt, in 2001, as Amazon head Jeff Bezos watches

The early virtual assistant Clippy represented was technically called the Office Assistant - and while Clippy was the default character, there was also a red ball, a robot, a cat, a dog, an Albert Einstein lookalike and several more.

But Microsoft has committed to reviving only Clippy - the object of much affection and frustration.

 
I never understood the Clippy hate. It was a dumb feature, but you could turn him off in like two clicks.

It's not like modern programs are better either with their dozens and dozens of popups for suggestions based off some poorly implemented ML.
 
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I never understood the Clippy hate. It was a dumb feature, but you could turn him off in like two clicks.

It's not like modern programs are better either with their dozens and dozens of popups for suggestions.
You could change clippy into a dog too

I wish microsoft would introduce Tay as an assistant in Office. What computing in general needs is more racial slurs
 
I never understood the Clippy hate. It was a dumb feature, but you could turn him off in like two clicks.

It's not like modern programs are better either with their dozens and dozens of popups for suggestions based off some poorly implemented ML.
I’ll take Clippy over Cortana 10 times out of 10. At least you can turn him off without editing your registry.
 
Oh boy, how long until, "Was Clippy ACHSHULLY Racist All Along?" articles?

I'm waiting for someone to bring up that time he was voiced by Gilbert Gottfried and then Gilbert's tweets from 2011.
 
Yeah my clippy was a dog that just hung around while i did homework.

Is that the same dog I had on Windows XP and I think Vista? I think there was a wizard too. But I liked the dog. I miss him.
 
I don't think anyone really disliked Clippy or any of the mascots and the annoyance at them was always overblown for clicks. They would be able to pick up on things like writing a letter and try to autocomplete some things, but when you declined it, it was understood that no means no.

Nowadays software is constantly trying to "help" you, and there's no "no" option. "Maybe later". "Not right now". How about "fuck off"?
 
This was my dude. Rocky.
 

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