Orbiter Cleo the Cat / Cleo Ralph / Ralphacat - Ethan’s kidnapped cat from Nora

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Climaxing Sunset

Climaxing Sunset

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Ethan has a history of abusing our furry friends from allegedly killing puppies in a oven in 1993 to being an incompetent owner, meet Cleo:
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Cleo was Nora’s cat when she was married to the Gunt and it appears that the Gunt has lived with Cleo for several years. In 2019 Cleo went missing probably while the RALPHAMALE was pill popping and getting drunk off his ass in his show resulting in the Gunt posting this on Twitter:
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Ralph posted Cleo several times in his Instagunt as well:
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^The Gunt taking his cat to the vet but won’t bother taking his dying ailing mother for dialysis or even visit his mother in the hospital while she was dying
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Cleo NOOO!!!

Cleo also made a “guest” appearance on the Shartstream once according to IMDB: https://archive.ph/iFWc2
 
That cat is living on borrowed time. I'm amazed he hasn't done a Christopher Moltisanti and squashed it to death already.
 
Nora's cat? So, what, did Nora bring her over from the UK?

Also, Gunt may be an ass, but Cleo is a very pretty kitty. She deserves better.
 
What a beautiful cat. Surely a godless heathen like Ralph doesn't deserve to be in Cleo's presence
 
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Cleo is the real victim in this, cats have 14 times better sense of smell than humans. I'd run away from Ralph too.
 
Is Flam's puppy in a cardboard box a tribute to the puppies Ethan put in the oven?

Also sorry Cleo, AF only likes boy cats.
 
I beg all of you to not start a self righteous sperging session about how Ralph is abusing the cat. She's fine and Ralph seems to like her more than he does other living things. Cats are incredibly low maintenance and Ralph even takes her to the vet, she's probably linked to the one little sliver of humanity Ralph has left. If anyone calls animal control over it they're a bigger faggot than Fuentes.

Also Cleo is a really cute.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I beg all of you to not start a self righteous sperging session about how Ralph is abusing the cat. She's fine and Ralph seems to like her more than he does other living things. Cats are incredibly low maintenance and Ralph even takes her to the vet, she's probably linked to the one little sliver of humanity Ralph has left. If anyone calls animal control over it they're a bigger faggot than Fuentes.

Also Cleo is a really cute.
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For one I hope the Gunt doesn’t bring the cat near Fuentes. I know the cat’s female but Fuentes like trannies who larps as female cats.
 
As is well documented on the Farms, when Cleo went 'missing' she was actually eaten by Ralph but cats are very resourceful creatures so it should give us all hope because it shows you can escape the all consuming Gunt. Impressive
 
Cleo's definitely got that pear shape going on which doesn't age super well if the furry friends of similar shape I've seen are any indication.

Hopefully she doesn't catch Gunt as a result, even though scientists swear that condition isn't directly transmissible.
 
Honestly I'm more wondering about what this says about Nora that she'd just leave an animal with Ethan Ralph.

I'm sure he keeps the thing around so he can take pictures of it/show off how caring and what an animal person he is in order to help his image, but what kind of sociopathic bitch would have a pet cat and just abandon it with their raging alcoholic ex husband? That's a little fucked up.

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Thread title should be "Ethan Ralph vs Cleo the cat" cuz we all know where this is going
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No because unlike anyone featured in those threads Ralph's relationship with his pet provides some new insight, and the world wouldn't be a measurably better place if it was dead. (I guess that Null guy seems ok, but idk, people tell me his forum is is full of autists, trannies, and fat chicks)
 
I'm just waiting for the inevitable "Ethan Ralph vs Cleo the Cat" thread in the near future. It'll add a whole new meaning to "Ralph can't slay pussy."

EDIT: Maybe I should read the thread before knowing what I wanna post when I see a new thread title, someone beat me to the joke. An hour ago. (:_(
 
That's a nice cat. They need to lay off the food though, holy cow has she bloated up since 2019. That poor thing's going to be in an early grave if you don't start controlling her portions better Ralph
 
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