clear debt off before suicide?

[DeutscheKatze]

you will kill yourself. but you are in debt. would you not give a fuck?
or would you at least try to lay aside enough money for funeral costs?
are last notes still important at that stage? they most likely take your organs anyway do they?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

would you at least try to lay aside enough money for funeral costs?

This wouldn’t be an issue because the way I would commit suicide would completely obliterate my body if you catch my drift

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I think I more often hear about the opposite.

Take out every payday loan possible, sell all your stuff, and die in a drug binge.

All things being equal, why would you bother to "sweep up a bit" before the maid arrives on time?

 

[DeutscheKatze]

This wouldn’t be an issue because the way I would commit suicide would completely obliterate my body if you catch my drift

creative, how would you do it?

 

[DeutscheKatze]

I think I more often hear about the opposite.

Take out every payday loan possible, sell all your stuff, and die in a drug binge.

All things being equal, why would you bother to "sweep up a bit" before the maid arrives on time?

i guess it's a sense of guilt lingering towards parents.
if ones a fuckup, then at least lay aside enough for a smooth funeral, i guess?

not much left to sell, would not bring in much money. gift away to people who use it better maybe.

 

[888Flux]

Take out every payday loan possible, sell all your stuff, and die in a drug binge.

The correct solution is this:
- open every line of credit you can
- take out every payday loan you can
- invest it all into a cryptocurrency like Bitcoin or Monero
- buy a one way plane ticket to a country that doesn't have an extradition policy with the United States [or your country of origin]
- cash out your crypto
- ???
- profit

OR use your legitimate finances to become a Warlord in Somalia, the startup capital needed is only around $20,000 USD. that should buy you a small army

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

creative, how would you do it?

I don’t know maybe read the last two parts of my username

 

[DeutscheKatze]

I don’t know maybe read the last two parts of my username

hehe, badabing bada boom, an annoying monday for the cleanup crew. an end of misery.

 

[BirdUp]

i'm going to x50 the chlorine in my swimming pool then invite friends over

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

I wouldn't pay back my debts even if I weren't going to kill myself. If someone was dumb enough to trust me that's their problem.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

i guess it's a sense of guilt lingering towards parents.

If you love and honor your parents at all your will wait until after their death before you commit to this decision.

They probably aren't wishing for your death as much as you are.

 

[DeutscheKatze]

If you love and honor your parents at all your will wait until after their death before you commit to this decision.

They probably aren't wishing for your death as much as you are.

pretty unfixable situation. i think they don't care anymore anyway.
one parent will die before me soon anyways. anorexic mom.

it gets so tiring to try. they at least have another daughter doing everything right.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Take out loans to buy materials to build a Saw-trap-esque device that will mangle your body beyond comprehension, just to give the minimum-wage EMTs, morticians and clean-up crew PTSD nightmares for the rest of their lives.

 

[Feefee81093]

What's the point in suicide if you're going to be responsible?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I don’t know maybe read the last two parts of my username

So, get shot in a Navy Seal raid? How does this obliterate your body?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

So, get shot in a Navy Seal raid? How does this obliterate your body?

I get eaten by sharks

 

[Grub]

You sound too young to be here op. Maybe try

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/

 

[Optimum Cockfag]

creative, how would you do it?

If you have access to an active volcano/magma pool it's pretty trivial, really.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i've thought about debtmaxxing and just fuckin' offing myself as a big fuck you to financial corporations but i've also heard a story where somebody did it and the family of the dead one would still have to pay the debts

based if first option is correct, cringe if the second one is true

 

[DankSmoker]

or would you at least try to lay aside enough money for funeral costs?