Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Of what?
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Your manifesto/grand statement/denouncement of the Farms, whatever you want to call it. Don't play coy.

You've got the means and wherewithal to absolutely verbally blast us, and all we can do is listen to it and watch, and seethe. It's not like text we can skim over and edit for further teasing/jabs at you.

Either we listen to it, or we pause seethe and dilate. It's a win win bro!
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
Claudio. When are you contacting those lawyers buddy? When are you getting your thread taken down. It's been 3 months. I'm waiting.
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I already answered the question. The thread will be taken down when the inevitable happens in the USA. Not worth the hassle, especially knowing how petty Null is.
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
I cracked the code.

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Now crack this code.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
You whine about me not having any originality
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I've never called you unoriginal. So far, I've called you a bad Christian, fat, lazy, and I've made fun of your breathing tube and stupid typewriter. You are pretty unoriginal though. Besides your religious views, everyone else is correct saying you're just the Mexican version of Alex.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
It wouldn't be a good idea to try.
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Why not? I'm sure your parents had to buy you that computer. You're 30 and still living at home, so your parents should still have the right to ground you and take your shit away.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Oh wait. I did make @NoxTuk mad with the killing parents shtick. Funny.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I was talking about my grandpa you FUCKING RETARD.

Kill yourself.

No, really.

I want you in Hell. I really, really fucking hate you for making fun of him.

I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I already answered the question. The thread will be taken down when the inevitable happens in the USA. Not worth the hassle, especially knowing how petty Null is.
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So you're a pussy who can't live up to his word? SAD!
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Such as? We already did this 2 weeks ago, and you failed to defend your stance.

Your team can't even describe any of the pictures on my abandoned favorites tab! I don't even know what are they, either. I haven't used that account since 2019.
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Claudio's e621 account (HIGHLY NSFW)

The first image is of a buff lion bound in chains and cumming.

The second image is of buff bowser dicking down buff ganondorf while sticking out his tongue.

The third image is of ganondorf with a huge cock pinning down and raping link.

The fourth image is of link touching Ganondorf's abs while he has a boner and is wearing a chastity cage? a jock strap? idk i'm not gonna look at it closely.

The fifth image is of ganondorf smiling with his cock out and he is doing the same exact face claudio is doing in his profile picture it's really funny actually hold on
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The sixth image is of a fat furry dragon with barely fitting clothes and an erection

The seventh image is of ganondorf's bare, hairy asshole and cock

the eight image is of ganondorf plopping down on an enormous furry cock and it's dripping fluids

the ninth favorite is a video and the thumbnail is of a pterodatcyl being cuffed to a table and buttfucked i am not watching it

the tenth image is of two predators from predator engaging in fellatio with their split mouths

the eleventh image is of a fat furry tiger smiling and wearing underwear

the twelfth image is of a fat furry wolf showing off his feet

the thirteenth image is of a furry dog sticking his snout into a another furry dog's asshole :cryblood:

the fourteenth image is of a furry dog getting fucked in the ass and saying that's how it's done.

the fifteenth image is of krypto the superdog wearing nothing but underwear and smiling proudly

the sixteenth and final image is of a furry dragon that appears to have both a cock and a vagina and also a gaping asshole and he's smiling widely and drooling
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Oh wait. I did make @NoxTuk mad with the killing parents shtick. Funny.
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I don’t think you have the facilities to make me mad. For once, I’m not taking to heart what people say about me on the internet.

But please, keep going. Everyone knows you’re just dodging my question because you don’t actually have an answer.

12 days, Claudio. And I’m still counting.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
If you can't detect context cues, I have bad news for you.

You have autism.
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I'm pretty sure "not reading the room" and thinking that a lot of things are
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
black and white
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are bigger signs of autism.

Besides, there are ways to call out someone saying the word
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nigger
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without having to use the word
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
nigger.
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Lots of people do this outside of Kiwi Farms, why can't you?
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I already answered the question. The thread will be taken down when the inevitable happens in the USA. Not worth the hassle, especially knowing how petty Null is.
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So we just have to wait for the inevitable euroamericanmasonicjew civil war? Bro who knows WHEN that will be?

If you think I'm the only gringo who is going to sneak over and steal the onsite landscaping job at your villa from a local when the US collapses, you may want to start building cheap portable sheds now.

Post a video dude, most cows who put out video content eventually win their thread over, look at Zoey and her cooking or karaoke videos!

It doesn't even have to be fun/entertaining, you're absolutely within your rights as a party who feels they have been wronged to go off on us for at least like.... let's say five videos, before you ease into more lighthearted fun content we all can enjoy with the family.

Like I said, no one can edit the text of a video to spin things for further lulz, you'd be 100% unassailable! Imagine how much Sparky and Goy will seethe at a video they can't edit!
 
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