Let's Sperg Clash Royale General

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I recently started a new account and am hoping there's more people to sperg with. Still haven't joined a clan and will accept any friend invite
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I've got my old main unlocked and am working on leveling it, still haven't plateaued even though I'm regularly playing people 2-3 levels stronger, will hopefully have it close to max next month so I can get 3 backup decks working
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herefortheactualthreads said:
i am too braindead for this game
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Consider becoming a hog rider spammer :smug:
Anonymous Against Foodism said:
when i first played clash royale i got bored of it but i might reinstall to see how it is now and post screenies
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I started playing when it launched in 2016 and it's significantly changed for the better while still keeping my interest. I lost my last main account a year ago and they've switched up a lot just since then. There's a nifty game mode called merge tactics I've really been liking that has a separate ladder, useful for leveling while taking a break from the main game
 
Rudy Coleman said:
as in 7 of the guns at any given time are viable while the rest are worthless
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They've really done a solid job of doing monthly updates to make the growing list of cards equally balanced and viable. My main is very off meta but it crushes when played right and very entertaining. But yeah, the game has a lot of autism under the hood for people to nerd over
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I rage dropped the game around when they added e barbs.
I've heard they're not that much of a threat nowdays, but the cycle of adding a new OP card which everyone's going to dump all their wallet into getting and then nerfing it 2 weeks later still persists.
Also, chinkcent now owns their ass.
 
I am so tired of getting paired with morons in 2v2 who think elixir leaking is any form of strategy 😡
You stupid fucking niggers, play literally anything other than sitting there at max energy while 4 elixir tick away just so you can throw away whatever on the most useless shit possible.
Also, where did these retarded faggots get the impression they should arbitrarily be clicking between cards in their hand instead of hovering their intended next drop? The very least you can do is hover your play and pay attention to what the fuck I'm hovering.
See me hovering that 'nado at that perculiar square near our kings, like I magically know a hog nigga or goblin barrel is about to get played? Yeah, that's the exact moment I need your stupid ass to expend 6 elixir doing fucking nothing while cucking the fuck out of my 'nado king activation
Yeah, I'm MATI 😡
 
I decide within the first 30 seconds of a random 2v2 match whether I'll bother or not and I am at a really frustrating point where I'm getting matched with total morons. Hog nigger is the wincon of choice for absolute wastes, excluding all the chingychongs slopes that know how to be surgical with it.
But yeah, like what the fuck kind of response was it to follow that failed hog/log volley with mega miner when the ops' side of the bridge was already pushing a 13 elixir response? And then to follow it by wasting even more elixir to make mega miner switch lanes? Yeah bro, let me just drop all of my elixir to clean up your shitty newfag over-invest waste. Fuck out of here
 
Just ran 6 2v2s, nothing but garbage teammates. Watched one retard sit there leaking 4 elixir just so he could mirror a Royal Delivery that did fucking nothing. Do literally anything other than sitting there leaking elixir, it's a very simple rule to follow
 
I am so fucking irritated with the 2v2 partners I've been catching the last couple days. I'm plateaued at my current solo ladder arena until I push my main's levels later this month but it's still where you start seeing people that have a clue about how shit works, so why am I getting matched with absolute fucking scrubs?
I just ran a match and my partner started the match by leaking 4 FUCKING ELIXIR while everyone else was push building off the back tile, just so he could play a fucking Poison on a solo Firecracker. Like you retarded fucking nigger, you don't even defend against those in 2v2 (unless they'll pop multiple hits) since they're guaranteed to activate your kings.
I really miss my old accounts 😔
 
I fucking hate every idiot that uses Elixir Golem, especially as their "win-con". Every other card mogs the fuck out of it and it does fucking nothing but hand the other side 2 elixir for doing the bare minimum amount of response
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I will never forgive you faggots for killing Clash Mini.
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They should really stop taking the checks from Apple for iOS exclusive launches, better yet don't use those normalfags as a metric for fan response
 
Of course right when I talk shit on Elixir Golem users I meet someone that's an effective user. Given, PEKKA (Perfectly Enraged Knight Killer of Assassins if you didn't know) was their actual win-con, but our decks have great synergy
 
Got paid today so I had to get my Pass Royale action on. Video is me cracking my monthly rewards, how I spent them along with a satisfying 1v1 battle at the end
 
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