CJ Grisham / Texas 2A Attorney - Counterintelligence Afghanistan Veteran, former Fortnite gamer, free speech ambulance chaser with a probationary law license

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Mr. Smiley Good Fella

Mr. Smiley Good Fella

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I introduce to you a family man who’s dedicated his life to fighting for freedoms against tyranny and the judicial system, Mr. CJ Grisham.
Lord forgive me for the sins I am about to commit.JPG
A man who’s served on both sides of the law good and bad.
This is the very first entry I’ve had with contextualizing this mystery. Is this a based man slaughtering DEI hires oppressing his freedoms and liberties? Well… probably not considering his history of bouncing around counties and berating public officials such as city council and police chiefs. Earlier in January year he made the local news in Aransas Pass for disorderly conduct. Would you be shocked if I told you he has a long history of roaming Texas as the last lone ranger? https://www.kcentv.com/article/news...-demonstration-near-san-antonio/500-532698226

A retired military veteran with a seedy past. A most intriguing character profile of a burned out vet who has tried multiple ways to feed his family from the opium fields to kickbacks from radicalized right Facebook groups now all the way to threatening to sue public officials of the town he drives through for the day. Did I mention he’s selling clothes, stickers, and cheap Chinese lead-lined cups now too?

And remember, if you’re in Texas and need to carry a gun into any courthouse in the state. Hire this man!
 
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Nicholas II of Russia said:
Where is the funny in this?

Also, this is a horrible thread and you should feel bad about it.
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It’s not funny, more-so intriguing, looking at his YouTube history he was a bootlicker that worked his way to glownigger deskjob before quitting or getting fired I don’t know yet. The whacky happens when he gets his guns taken away 9 years ago and establishes his crusade against the law, he apparently has ties to the Texan proudboy griftosphere given his Facebook investigation and the kind of merchandise he sells. He harasses anyone he deems a tyrant and threatens to sue them. To my knowledge people that have never interacted with him before. Not to mention he just got a temporary law license and failed his first case trying to defend someone that called a cop a motherfucker. That’s kind of funny in its own way I guess.

I posted this mainly to see how his law career progresses. He definitely seems like a character though I don’t see many normal people sharing commonality with this individual’s history.

It’s hard not to find at least a little bit of humor in him posting this.
He has range.
 
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I like this guy a lot more than OP's shit thread and I don't even know who he is.
 
Admiral Throbnelius said:
You don't, but your OP is really lacking in content and if this guy is some notable lolcow, it's not very convincing.
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I’ll work on adding context when I spend time finding info. I literally just found out about this dude from my YouTube feed algorithm. I’m sorry my OP is shit.

Extraneous comment but CJ’s site banner OC is pretty funny. I’m honestly shocked nobody sees the little quirks in the guy like I can.
What the fuck is a knife hand.JPG
 
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Mr. Smiley Good Fella said:
Do you need to hate someone to make a thread on them? CJ seems like a baby fedsmoker who can hold some form of job while checking all my boxes for watch worthy. I hope he sues his enemies very bigly.
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You joined today, and you already are saying we are "hating" on you, I'm sorry, but this site criticizes people. I can only tell you from my experience for being here for a year is that if someone criticizes you, you have to take it in stride, if not, then we'll simply point and laugh at you even more, that's how it is and how it will always will be, if you don't heed my words, then don't say I didn't warn you.
 
Hi newfag. Not every person is a lolcow that is worthy of a thread. This just sounds like a guy with a shitty past. Not really funny.
troonshine said:
they really need to make it so newfags cant post in prospering grounds
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Please don't. It makes for some hilarious PA requests from retards who don't even bother to learn what Kiwi Farms even is.
 
I’m a little lost how what I said would be construed as saying you’re ‘hating’ on me or how I begged for a PA. I stated my intentions to document anything because I find the guy to be a goofy, I don’t have any malice towards the man. Get off your high horse. I take criticism in stride but your criticisms seem stupid.
Not only does he have a long history of personal documentation but he’s noteworthy enough to be plastered all over the web for being a fringe loon. Do a google search fag. There’s gold in these hills.
 
Mr. Smiley Good Fella said:
I’m a little lost how what I said would be construed as saying you’re ‘hating’ on me or how I begged for a PA. I stated my intentions to document anything because I find the guy to be a goofy, I don’t have any malice towards the man. Get off your high horse. I take criticism in stride but your criticisms seem stupid.
Not only does he have a long history of personal documentation but he’s noteworthy enough to be plastered all over the web for being a fringe loon. Do a google search fag. There’s gold in these hills.
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You're being shat on because you basically wrote a gay movie trailer urging everyone to go check out this dude's YouTube channel because he's totes funny. A good OP is a self-contained slab of comedy, weirdness and/or horror with archives and the official links are for further proof and supplemental viewing, this has none of that and that's where the "where's the funny" complaints are coming from. "Do a google search fag" is basically telling everyone that you're an arrogant lazy faggot who wants everyone else to write a thread for you while you reap the superstar rewards of being the Thread Idea Guy™.

Sorry, but this ain't it chief.
 
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Seymour Duncan said:
You're being shat on because you basically wrote a gay movie trailer urging everyone to go check out this dude's YouTube channel because he's totes funny. A good OP is a self-contained slab of comedy, weirdness and/or horror with archives and the official links are for further proof and supplemental viewing, this has none of that. "Do a google search fag" is basically telling everyone that you're an arrogant lazy faggot who wants everyone else to write a thread for you while you reap the superstar rewards of being the Thread Idea Guy™.

This ain't it chief.
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If I was telling you to write the thread I’d just come out and say you find the resources for me. I said do a google search to have you see how much shit pops up on this guy. The same stuff I saw when I decided to make this thread.
Here’s a decent esquire article on his antics. https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a38867/open-carry-texas/
Maybe we can all stop bickering and derailing, I don’t need to answer to those who’ve already made up their mind to go on the defensive. It gets annoying and takes away from the magic. I’ve already apologized enough for my OP.
 
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I also empathize in a way with CJ. He clearly loves his family and being in America, he’s taken a path expressing these freedoms I wouldn’t agree with however. The reason he’s like this is from his time in the Middle East and the disillusionment he feels in return. It’s not an uncommon story among modern vets. I’d hopefully like to see him grapple with these issues and come out on the side where the grass is greener. But for now putting himself in tazeable situations and failing to serve notice to those he threatens to sue seems to be how he fords the river that is life.
 
herefortheactualthreads said:
how about you check the prospering grounds page before making a thread nigger
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Direct me to the already existing CJ Grisham thread. As far as I know nobody has mentioned the guy before. Just because my writing style doesn’t gel with oldfag vanguard doesn’t mean it’s okay to disrupt a thread over it. There’s more entertaining material from CJ’s antics than there is bitching and moaning about how dumb and newfag I am. Please try to understand where I’m coming from on this.
 
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