Civvie 11 - Retro FPS Boomer

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I've never seen the effect of glasses making the head behind it appear narrower
And now you won't be able to stop noticing it.
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My favorite Civvie moment is when he was playing Postal 4, put on the gimp suit, declared that "Black Lives Matter", "trans rights", killed every cop around Edensin because "ACAB", and topped it all off by committing almost every conceivable human rights violations against his in-game counterpart of himself as explicitly-stated punishment against his white male privilege.
Cause All Cops Are Bastards and trans rights are human rights?. Did you ever think about that?
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d7dx8J1T3y8
I'll be honest I was SHOCKED to learn that Emil Pagliarulo was actually talented in something.
Really liked this video. Had ton of energy, moved quickly, and it sounded like he was having fun. I wish they were longer and he did more levels than just one (Christ, I love long long videos give us the whole game even) but another welcome addition to a great series.
 
I wonder how successful Civvie’s channel would have been if he created this content in the heyday of AVGN, et al.
Apples, oranges. James was reviewing old colorful 2D games & Pong machines in 2005, the year of Xbox Live & brown n' bloom shootan gaem. Civvie is reviewing 3D PC classics (or shonky garbage trying ride the coattails of those classics) in 2023, the year of an industry that's only not-dead thanks to Japan. There's a lot of other differences between the two but even on a basic level they aren't alike.
 

Fuck you civvie. Unreal "steele dawn" was canceled because it was dogshit with a FC3: blood dragon aesthetic and voiced by the most cringe british discordniggers and trannies to ever come out of the cloning test tubes. With no option to turn off voice dialog. Which is why he didn't show it.

Heres the link for anyone who wants to see this trainwreck for themselves:


Also since discordniggers SUCK when it comes to install info and should all be instagibbed in deathmatch for it, you need the community patch to play it or Steele dawn will not show up when installed. Civvie doesn't even link this either despite having a 2 minute segment over it:


The nutbuster was a funny memegun (its a flak cannon but kitbashed into a melee weapon with a boxing glove rapidly coming out of the barrel) but losing more than half your health simply using the alt fire on Unreal difficulty is retarded.
 
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My favorite Civvie moment is when he was playing Postal 4, put on the gimp suit, declared that "Black Lives Matter", "trans rights", killed every cop around Edensin because "ACAB", and topped it all off by committing almost every conceivable human rights violations against his in-game counterpart of himself as explicitly-stated punishment against his white male privilege.
don't get when he told everyone he was going to transition and review only girly games.
 
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I've never seen the effect of glasses making the head behind it appear narrower
It means that he's nearsighted (basically he can't see shit in the distance), people who are farsighted get a reverse effect. The effect gets stronger the stronger the glasses are. I got very strong glasses and I can see the side of my face and what's behind me(well, next to behind me, it's not warping space that much) in the glass when I look in the mirror, it's a trip.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5PtU2stZK0M
Fuck you civvie. Unreal "steele dawn" was canceled because it was dogshit with a FC3: blood dragon aesthetic and voiced by the most cringe british discordniggers and trannies to ever come out of the cloning test tubes. With no option to turn off voice dialog. Which is why he didn't show it.

Heres the link for anyone who wants to see this trainwreck for themselves:


Also since discordniggers SUCK when it comes to install info and should all be instagibbed in deathmatch for it, you need the community patch to play it or Steele dawn will not show up when installed. Civvie doesn't even link this either despite having a 2 minute segment over it:


The nutbuster was a funny memegun (its a flak cannon but kitbashed into a melee weapon with a boxing glove rapidly coming out of the barrel) but losing more than half your health simply using the alt fire on Unreal difficulty is retarded.
Cool story, bro.
 
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